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If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?

 
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If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
There would have been trials, executions, conquests, and even wars to advance the Jedi religion. Catholics would have Princess Leia statues on their lawns.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
What is the Jedi religion?
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
That's true.



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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Technically it was written before the Bible.

Not the film itself but the original storyline and characters are based on 3,000 yr old Hindu texts.

Names like Darth Vader seem foreign and strange to us because they are borrowed from the Vedic language group.

Still haven't watched a Star Wars film to this day.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
What is the Jedi religion?
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Slice the shit out of Imperialists and evil.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Technically it was written before the Bible.

Not the film itself but the original storyline and characters are based on 3,000 yr old Hindu texts.

Names like Darth Vader seem foreign and strange to us because they are borrowed from the Vedic language group.

Still haven't watched a Star Wars film to this day.
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Whats holding you back? The first one is a classic before they decided to go all woke and cutesy.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
No one can "explain" religion, youre just supposed to have faith and not question anything.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
I like to use a different comparison. If Star Wars permeated our culture like “Mythology” permeated some other cultures we could say Star Wars is our Mythology. But we didn’t worship the characters of a movie like people worshipped the fallen Angels. (Aliens) Wake up.

Mythology was no myth. And it’s just more proof that the Bible is 100% correct.

And you can’t even understand how much the Bible is used in movies.

Iron man and Superman etc etc.


King James Bible
And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.


The basis for all Zombie movies.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
The 'Journal of the Whills' was a kind of intergalactic holy book. The idea was that the Star Wars saga was just one story among many stories that took place in this universe and had been written down in the 'Journal of the Whills. ' The Son of the Suns is a play on various names for Jesus Christ (Revelation 19:16.Dec 18, 2019

16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

The Bible is not “religion”.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Technically it was written before the Bible.

Not the film itself but the original storyline and characters are based on 3,000 yr old Hindu texts.

Names like Darth Vader seem foreign and strange to us because they are borrowed from the Vedic language group.

Still haven't watched a Star Wars film to this day.
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Whats holding you back? The first one is a classic before they decided to go all woke and cutesy.
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Have never been interested. Same goes for most movies, I watch very few. My tastes in media that I enjoy would be considered eccentric or unusual by most peoples' standards. Just for example I think Eraserhead is a terrific classic film.

Perhaps one day.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Technically it was written before the Bible.

Not the film itself but the original storyline and characters are based on 3,000 yr old Hindu texts.

Names like Darth Vader seem foreign and strange to us because they are borrowed from the Vedic language group.

Still haven't watched a Star Wars film to this day.
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Whats holding you back? The first one is a classic before they decided to go all woke and cutesy.
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Have never been interested. Same goes for most movies, I watch very few. My tastes in media that I enjoy would be considered eccentric or unusual by most peoples' standards. Just for example I think Eraserhead is a terrific classic film.

Perhaps one day.
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Eraserhead is a psychopath movie.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Let's be real, Jedi are whining losers

>Never have kids, have to recruit them
>Force their way into politics all the time for "muh jedi code"
>fail at stopping the empire constantly
>commit galactic terrorism by blowing up empire ships/machines

the list goes on and on... what a bunch of losers
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
I like to use a different comparison. If Star Wars permeated our culture like “Mythology” permeated some other cultures we could say Star Wars is our Mythology. But we didn’t worship the characters of a movie like people worshipped the fallen Angels. (Aliens) Wake up.

Mythology was no myth. And it’s just more proof that the Bible is 100% correct.

And you can’t even understand how much the Bible is used in movies.

Iron man and Superman etc etc.


King James Bible
And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.


The basis for all Zombie movies.
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In no way does "mythology" provide "proof" of the Bibles accuracy.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Dark Vader had the virgin birth.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
And then Obi-Wan Kenobi said, "That's no moon, it's a space station"

SW 8:25
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Let's be real, Jedi are whining losers

>Never have kids, have to recruit them
>Force their way into politics all the time for "muh jedi code"
>fail at stopping the empire constantly
>commit galactic terrorism by blowing up empire ships/machines

the list goes on and on... what a bunch of losers
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chuckle
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
The Vatican wishes they had thought of action figures.
Can you imagine what a first issue Jesus in unopened package would be worth today?
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
There would have been trials, executions, conquests, and even wars to advance the Jedi religion. Catholics would have Princess Leia statues on their lawns.
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There are lots of religions founded before the first text of the Bible was recorded, but we aren't performing their rituals or following their traditions.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
There would have been trials, executions, conquests, and even wars to advance the Jedi religion. Catholics would have Princess Leia statues on their lawns.
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There are lots of religions founded before the first text of the Bible was recorded, but we aren't performing their rituals or following their traditions.
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Asians are.

The other western religions were destroyed by the military force of the Romans.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Luke Skywalker would be Lucifer, Vader would be the father, old Testament or Allah.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
The bible story and god comes from Sirius, isis, Horace not from Star Wars
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
There would have been trials, executions, conquests, and even wars to advance the Jedi religion. Catholics would have Princess Leia statues on their lawns.
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There are lots of religions founded before the first text of the Bible was recorded, but we aren't performing their rituals or following their traditions.
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Asians are.

The other western religions were destroyed by the military force of the Romans.
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True, Asian religions were not wiped out because the Romans never conquered them and allowed the Catholics to put them in Inquisition trials/executions.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
Technically it was written before the Bible.

Not the film itself but the original storyline and characters are based on 3,000 yr old Hindu texts.

Names like Darth Vader seem foreign and strange to us because they are borrowed from the Vedic language group.

Still haven't watched a Star Wars film to this day.
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Whats holding you back? The first one is a classic before they decided to go all woke and cutesy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79929083


Have never been interested. Same goes for most movies, I watch very few. My tastes in media that I enjoy would be considered eccentric or unusual by most peoples' standards. Just for example I think Eraserhead is a terrific classic film.

Perhaps one day.
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Eraserhead is a psychopath movie.
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Just an example of a highly critically acclaimed film from the same era as OG Star Wars.

It definitely strikes a chord exposing some of the inner workings of the dark side of the mind that some may find unnerving and be uncomfortable with. A masterful work of art that will definitely leave an impression be it good or bad. Cookie-cutter films lack intrigue and are usually predictable enough to determine the plotted outcome long before they are over so they bore me to tears.

Not a psychopath myself but understanding the nuances therein is relevant to ascertaining the full scope of what the human condition is capable of producing.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
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Whats holding you back? The first one is a classic before they decided to go all woke and cutesy.
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Have never been interested. Same goes for most movies, I watch very few. My tastes in media that I enjoy would be considered eccentric or unusual by most peoples' standards. Just for example I think Eraserhead is a terrific classic film.

Perhaps one day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80053338


Eraserhead is a psychopath movie.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83606488


Just an example of a highly critically acclaimed film from the same era as OG Star Wars.

It definitely strikes a chord exposing some of the inner workings of the dark side of the mind that some may find unnerving and be uncomfortable with. A masterful work of art that will definitely leave an impression be it good or bad. Cookie-cutter films lack intrigue and are usually predictable enough to determine the plotted outcome long before they are over so they bore me to tears.

Not a psychopath myself but understanding the nuances therein is relevant to ascertaining the full scope of what the human condition is capable of producing.
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Thread: Just watched the movie "Eraserhead." WTF?
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
So is this really how easily you have convinced yourself that your rejection of Jesus Christ is smart?
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
So is this really how easily you have convinced yourself that your rejection of Jesus Christ is smart?
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So are you really saying that all Hindus and Buddhists are not "smart?" See how easy it is to trip up people who are so "convinced" that their religion is the real one.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
1-star.

And no. We're NOT going to "Explain."

Yer weird. GO AWAY.
GLP "Karma" is irrelevant. Ignore it and speak openly! Gimmie the RED, if you must.
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1-star.

And no. We're NOT going to "Explain."

Yer weird. GO AWAY.
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Not much of a deep thinker are you? Im pretty sure OP can do without your opinion. chuckle
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
There would have been trials, executions, conquests, and even wars to advance the Jedi religion. Catholics would have Princess Leia statues on their lawns.
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Re: If Star Wars was written before the Bible, you all would be worshiping Luke and calling Darth Vader the devil. Explain?
There would have been trials, executions, conquests, and even wars to advance the Jedi religion. Catholics would have Princess Leia statues on their lawns.
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There were no spaceships when the bible was written





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