I work for FEMA and due to the supply chain we can't get the body bags, rail car shackles or guillotine parts we're supposed to have by July

Okay this is a marginally better troll effort than I've been seeing here lately. Minimally researched and believable at a glace. I won't mention the giveaway details I'm noticing so that some amateur troll detectives can sound off. Overall, I'd rate this troll 7/10.

Bullshit. I just bought all of those things yesterday at Walmart


Plus Obama stashed tons of that shit already, enough to kill us all

I have seen a post in where they had a full warehouse of bodybags , from top to bottom only Cadaver bags

Drones exist that spew micro drones from their bellies. These drones kill every breathing thing in sight.

You obviously have plenty of toilet paper at your disposal. So that's a positive.

Biden is on the case.

Oil imports will be redirected to body bag fulfilment.

Gillette will make guillotine mechanisms

Yeah so those are now in Ukraine, along with the caskets, guillotines, rail car shackles, modular prison camps, black helicopters, ammunition, water-boarding necessities, and other supplies that we had stockpiled for the inevitable dollar collapse, peanut butter, toilet paper, etc.

Your mom works for me and I told her she needs to cut off your pizza pockets after 1am from now on!

Hey, you there in Pennsylvania, you drive a Corolla. Yeah you. We're watching you. You're on the Red List, which doesn't mean what it did a decade ago since we are neither staffed nor equipped for Operation Dark Night.

Nope. Arizona & Tesla.

Please don't double down at this point. Come up with a better troll and we'll see if it passes muster.

It would have been damn creepy if he got that correct.

He's lying and is right now having a mild panic attack. Alexa is capturing the texts he audibly commands into his phone.

And you're in Peoria, have a Samsung phone, and drive a Kia. You were on the Blue List until you started visiting those sites in December 2020.

That shotgun you bought but haven't yet fired, the prior owner put a customized trigger on it, then tried to put the old one back on before selling it, and didn't have the right tools so it will probably malfunction. He put it all in an Gmail email to a prepper buddy. Idiot.

Anyway, you might have been destined for one of our modular prisons before the shortages. Now it will be a mass grave, that is if we actually make it to your town.