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emmanuel? hmm
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What I am confused about RE: the science...

I get it that cis women and gay dudes would want to avoid sushi so their colon holes don't smell like a Victorian fish-monger's fingers...but if you have a newly-crafted "front hole" that always smells like feces, would it not be an improvement to add a more realistic overtone of mackerel? Front-holers SHOULD eat sushi!

They did a disservice here to those with front holes ... this misinformation is transphobic!!!
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Somebody give this guy an award!

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What is a Postmate? Never heard of it
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A food delivery app to add to your Boycott Homos list.
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Ex Squeeze Me!

Gheys do NOT breed so remind me what group is to blame for making them?

Also last time I checked all str8 porn the chicks do it up the butt much more than gheys do. Actulaly they do 2 x and 3 x and 4 x penetrations! ! ! !

So who are the real sickos of society? Another thing while we are on the subject WHY is it HOT and ok for a guy to see 2 chicks make out but not vice versa?

Why is it cool and a fantasy for a guy to have 2 + women at once but it is not cool vice versa?

Oh but wait it IS ok because todays chicks need 3 deeks, 1 for each hole or so the current porn movies tell us.

Don't even get me started on how many murders women do because they simply cannot keep their legs closed.

So b4 you str8s go on condemning others look in the damn mirror because hellfire will be scorching on you just the same as anybody if you do the same stupid shit.

Explain to the Lord at judgement day how sex outta wedlock is so 50's and 70's while you scream to abort 24/7 as you take home men night after night who tell you you are pretty or who buy you drinks and stuff.

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YHATZEE!
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Just stop all the str8 and gay shit and live righteously. When you get older and the whore moas decrease you won't care about sex anymore anyway. But the trick it to conquer your habits early in life...

...so those same bad habits do not control you later in life. Just because your friends are twerking and telling you how fun it is what they won't tell you is the murdered aborted babies and illicit sex and diseases they will Havre to live with until they die.

All sin affects us in a very bad negative way + it is cumulative!

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 Quoting: Celibate Gay guy now living 80017899


Oh look, another woman hating ghey. How about you put your money where your mouth is and spinsorvsone poor inner city kids born into a life of severe disadvantage since you claim to care so much about “babies”. My guess is your anti abortion crap is a cope for all the disgusting things in your own closet.
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and why must you sexualize dinner of all things, and correlate it with getting shit on...?

:retch:
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Spoken by one who slanders the profits of Islam.
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Things I with I'd never seen. Everyday it's something new.



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Fucking disgusting! I just held a look of pure disgust on my face for so long I think my face is stuck that way forever!

So depraved. How far we have fallen.
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dr goldstain...why?? why every single fucking time??
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the low level engineers who keep the matrix going, are bored and fucking around with us.
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dicaprio-agree

Hurry up
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Can I go? Smells like poop in here.

Everytime I'm forced to think about LGBTQZP+ I think of shit, shit smell, shit everywhere. Fucking disgusting animals.
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Postmates are post it notes right?

Why do they have a dog in this fight?

How does this help them?
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startrapture
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Yes please.....................
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I recommend they eat lots of bean dip, hummus, expired egg salad and tuna salad from the supermarket deli and wash it all down with cheap beer.
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cruise

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Ya know, I thought I’d seen it all……

gotbop
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Well, this goes on the list of things I didn't know and wish I never learned.
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Serious message: If the religious amongst you don't do something about all this fast your whole nation will be punished by God. You cant just sit back and let all this happen, you must email, call and pester, protest and fight every company, celebrity, or whoever/whatever is pushing this satanic agenda.

If you just sit back, do nothing and go along you will be like the people of sodom and Gomorrah all judged together.
 Quoting: Cented



Sadly Christians won't. Why? Because according to most, it's supposed to get worse and worse til Jesus comes to destroy it all. Convenient way to not have to get involved eh?

It's one of the things that's turned me off mainstream Christianity.

I'm like, then by that logic, if anything they should help speed the degeneracy along if theres no turning it around and the end goal is the coming of Jesus. Otherwise you're just sitting around doing nothing except spreading love and positivity while playing ignorant to the depravity going on with innocent children.

It's gonna be pretty weird once P becomes normalized and most kids and adults in their churches are living this livestyle. But continue to go on Sundays living a double life pretending like it's not happening. When they all know it's happening.

It's just disgusting.
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I had a hard time understanding your title until I clicked on the thread. I was wondering maybe uniform? Mandatory tips?

Nah... my brain just isn't depraved enough to have known what it could have been.

Disgusted.

There's a reason you do butt stuff.
Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone.

There will be casualties.

You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me.

Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them.
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:ENDWELL:
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This has got to be one of if not my favorite memes!

The guy comes home looking mad tired of the bull crap of the day. And all those swords and stuff! OMG!!!
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Ive heard older gay men who have bottomed their entire lives are some of the biggest consumers of adult diapers as they are stretched out and incontinent.
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Why is any sexual compulsion worth doing this to yourself. It is unfathomable to me.
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Serious message: If the religious amongst you don't do something about all this fast your whole nation will be punished by God. You cant just sit back and let all this happen, you must email, call and pester, protest and fight every company, celebrity, or whoever/whatever is pushing this satanic agenda.

If you just sit back, do nothing and go along you will be like the people of sodom and Gomorrah all judged together.
 Quoting: Cented



Sadly Christians won't. Why? Because according to most, it's supposed to get worse and worse til Jesus comes to destroy it all. Convenient way to not have to get involved eh?

It's one of the things that's turned me off mainstream Christianity.


I'm like, then by that logic, if anything they should help speed the degeneracy along if theres no turning it around and the end goal is the coming of Jesus. Otherwise you're just sitting around doing nothing except spreading love and positivity while playing ignorant to the depravity going on with innocent children.

It's gonna be pretty weird once P becomes normalized and most kids and adults in their churches are living this livestyle. But continue to go on Sundays living a double life pretending like it's not happening. When they all know it's happening.

It's just disgusting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81793595


Same.
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Lmao.
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That explains why Some random muscled up guy in skinny jeans and a tank top with a lisp came up to me while i was eating sushi and said hello.

thanks Postmates!
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My friend is gay he says the stench from some guys is unbearable. So gross.
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Maybe if they stop bumming each other this wouldnt be a thing
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That explains why Some random muscled up guy in skinny jeans and a tank top with a lisp came up to me while i was eating sushi and said hello.

thanks Postmates!
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Probably your chopsticks.....
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Postmates are post it notes right?

Why do they have a dog in this fight?

How does this help them?
 Quoting: Nipples McGee


Post It notes are called Post Its.

Postmates is an entirely unrelated business that delivers food... Like from restaurants and stuff. That's why they're talking about menus.
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and why must you sexualize dinner of all things, and correlate it with getting shit on...?

:retch:
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Spoken by one who slanders the profits of Islam.
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islam's profits must be through the roof right now

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My friend is gay he says the stench from some guys is unbearable. So gross.
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Gross. Yet another thing I didn't want to know.

Makes sense.

I wonder what goes thru their minds.

The thought of touching someone's poop, even microscopic poop makes me gag. (Like when you watch those exposes about hotel rooms or public restrooms.) Even with my babies I'd be grossed out but as a good mom did everything I could to clean them well so they'd not have any poop on them and scrub my hands before I'd pick them back up. I'd feel gross if traveling and I could only use wipes and sanitizer on my hands.

But to literally be smelling someone's feces and seeing it on your ding dong and you keep going? That's true degenerate stuff.

Come to think of it I can't even think of a time my husband has farted during sex. And if he leaves the door open while he does his business, even though I can't see it, I'm turned off for a good while. Maybe I've got some real issues but the anus and further up is GROSS.

I kinda understand why some men can't have sex with their wives after watching childbirth.
Life is a spiritual war and no matter where we lay our head, we live in a warzone.

There will be casualties.

You do get to choose your side. I chose the Bright Side where my God fights for me.

Others chose the Dark Side and fight for an entity that views them with disdain and discards them.
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Haha haha haha
They have wieners on the "Don't" menu. They should follow that advice.





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