With Just Your First Name, Favorite Number, Color and Animal, I can Write a Song that Predicts Your Future

Sweet home with Kristina

Grass is greener when she smiles

I had to ask her 9 times to marry me

And she finally said yes

Got so nervous I had to pee

And then a crow pooped on me

But I'm the luckiest man alive!

Ok, something with your kids...one of them has big news but they haven't told you yet. It's very heart warming.

Interesting prediction. I don’t generally believe in fortunes because they’ve always been wrong for me. How soon should I expect a call? I’ll let you know if you’re right.

I like the song though. Lol.

Oh wow, crazy energy on this one. Standby.

I thought you were going to say:

Juan, two, three-tone, forest cobra (or Formosan Mountain Dog).

I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Bryan!

I think of all the badgers I never kissed

But then my badgers never looked like this!

Finger painting with that 80's fluorescent green yellow

He let me paint his nipples chartreuse

Some guys have two nipples, Bryan has 7

And all those nerve endings send him into heaven!

This guy this guy this guy is quite the fellow

Bryan wants to see me after school!

Ok. You're going to have a great weekend. But BE CAREFUL. Something about a boat. Oh, and don't sleep with the chick you meet at the bar...go with her friend instead, even though she is homely. You'll thank me later.

Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 06/10/2022 02:08 PM

Oh crap, forgot the 7 (which is also my favorite number). Standy.

Hmm. No, I mostly got the impression that you have a nice body and don't like to wear shirts.

Tonight. He will ask for money.

But on the bright side, there is a big surprise coming you way tomorrow. You didn't think she was interested but she actually is!

Holy crap it's already Friday? Is it Friday? I had ONE thing on my list to do this week, ONE THING. And now I only have a couple hours left to do it.

Anybody want to hire me? I'm extremely focused, effective, good with time management skills, and I can also read futures.

But in case there are no takers here, I guess I need to send the middle class worker bee resume out so I can contribute to the tax base and afford $10 gas.

Thank you for playing!

KANG 666 GORILLA BLACK GO!

Last Edited by FlockOfSmeagols on 06/10/2022 02:20 PM

Sorry, I have to work now. Apparently, there's something known as a "job" and when you go do it, they give you money. So, I have to finish updating my resume.

This thread is too cool. I'm sorry I missed it.

If I had any money, I'd tip you. But I'm like you - working my butt off to survive.

If you do happen to come back, I'll trade you poem about the vibes I'm getting from you. . .


I AM ONE, having fought for autonomy, I give myself honestly

I WILL, having learned to say "no" to demeaning words.

Loving again, unafraid, or maybe just a little, of what it could cost.

But finding again, all the hope I once thought I had lost.

The truth, ever compelling, sends me forward in this life

Eyes wide open, but winking at the humor in the strife.

I am a fighter, a lover, and a friend.

And you will find me already there and waiting at the end.



As for me: Beka, 14, blue, dolphin, hope.

Very cool, thank you! Check back later, I gotta go take care of some things right now.

Jared, 8, purple, turtle

Don’t quit the day job OP.

AWSWESOME! This makes me ha..ha...HAPPY!
Thanks!

Dang, I missed the deadline.
Well, if you're bored later on....

Jennifer
7
Green
Raccoon

OMG I forgot the emotion.
Um, irritable, Lol

Hmm…I don’t have any male relatives that I keep in contact with who would ever even think to call me, let alone ask me for money. I don’t believe they even have my number. They are much better off than I am and they know I don’t have much money. That would be quite shocking to me if they called at all.


The second part is a lot more intriguing to me. I’ve been talking to 2 different women off a dating app recently. One more than the other. Haven’t met either one in person yet though.

PATRICK 37 PURPLE RED FOX

Chris
10
Silver
Salamander

My day job is GLPing. And they don't even pay me!

In fact, it's my ONLY job right now LOL

That and day drinking.

they should make me a mod. I'll do it for a free subscription.

Last Edited by Emerald Sky on 06/11/2022 09:19 AM

Standby, revving up the Bloody Mary.

Standby sandwich man.

Standby. Bloody Mary is loading.

Beka Beka Bo Beka Banana rama Fofeka, Fe fi fo Feka, Beka!

Wellllll......

I once knew a girl named Beka

She was quite the trip

We sailed around the world

And coupons we would clip

They weren't coupons for food

They weren't coupons for stuff

They were coupons of the soul

And they made us really tough

14 days at sea

The days and nights were blue

But not in a sad way, they were blue ecstasy

The dolphins they would dance

And sing their happy songs

Then one day we docked in Costa Rica and soon realized it's not the best Latin American food, so we ventured further down to Colombia.

Ok. What does oracle of the Bloody Mary say....

Something about your job. Something is going to happen with your job, and if job isn't the right word, whatever it is you spend most of your time on. There's going to be a big change. I'm sensing an "explosion". A good explosion of prosperity!