He likes to talk about any topic that will keep people from turning their internet tv to any of the other 1000000000 available things all screaming for your attention.

meanwhile they are funnelling all your money into foreign banks and planting dynamite all around your property as you watch shows about bell shaped 'UFOs'.

OH GOD they would be SO HARD to make... I mean, they could barely do it 100 years ago they certainly don't have any now