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My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73238248 United States 06/20/2022 08:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. ADHD or some bs I don't believe that they said the same about me at that age. We travel a lot for work so he'll just be back there reading Guinness World Records/Ripley's/Highlights anything actually useful. He's a good reader. That or just babbling on about space, machine guns, inventions that don't make sense. LOL kids a trip.
Anyway you know someone honks their horn, usually twice, another person honks back. Sometimes you got a third guy. That. He will literally stop what he's doing, start flailing his arms and jolting his body around and go WOO BEEP BEEP at the top of his lungs in this insane loud tone that scares the hell out of me. And when I tell him "not to do that" he acts like he didn't do anything. "What I can't say woo? I can't say beep?" And I'm just no don't do... *moves my arms* that. "I can't move my arms how will I eat". Little smart ass. Anyway it works for the rest of the trip. Usually. It's not even a big deal. I find it funny sometimes just he's beyond shouting I watched him the last time it's almost to the point of straining. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80514840 United States 06/20/2022 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. Operant conditioning: Scream like a retard, get hit in the head. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80999872 United States 06/20/2022 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. I think your kid might be an empath, congratulations
Honk honk |
Gemini Rising
User ID: 80829763 United States 06/20/2022 08:31 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. I'm a grown person, and when I hear a car horn honk I get irrationally annoyed and start screaming at whoever the culprit is. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78340688 United States 06/20/2022 08:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. Cars need to take turn honking. It’s very rude to honk when another car is spread honking. Not sure how else to say it, but the kid is right. Shit’s gotta stop. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 81742569 United States 06/20/2022 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. Yeah I'm surprised they haven't outlawed car horns in favor of doing jazz hands out the window yet. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83711861 United States 06/20/2022 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time.
Operant conditioning: Scream like a retard, get hit in the head.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80514840 :roflmao: And stop feeding the child sugar, dairy, and wheat, FFS. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83711861 United States 06/20/2022 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. I'm a grown person, and when I hear a car horn honk I get irrationally annoyed and start screaming at whoever the culprit is.
Quoting: Gemini Rising Your first problem is your inability to self-identify as either a man or woman. Only Democrats say "person". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80324036 United States 06/20/2022 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. ADHD or some bs I don't believe that they said the same about me at that age. We travel a lot for work so he'll just be back there reading Guinness World Records/Ripley's/Highlights anything actually useful. He's a good reader. That or just babbling on about space, machine guns, inventions that don't make sense. LOL kids a trip.
Anyway you know someone honks their horn, usually twice, another person honks back. Sometimes you got a third guy. That. He will literally stop what he's doing, start flailing his arms and jolting his body around and go WOO BEEP BEEP at the top of his lungs in this insane loud tone that scares the hell out of me. And when I tell him "not to do that" he acts like he didn't do anything. "What I can't say woo? I can't say beep?" And I'm just no don't do... *moves my arms* that. "I can't move my arms how will I eat". Little smart ass. Anyway it works for the rest of the trip. Usually. It's not even a big deal. I find it funny sometimes just he's beyond shouting I watched him the last time it's almost to the point of straining.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73238248 Autism. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78846383 United States 06/20/2022 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. maybe reminds him of a Joe Biden rally? |
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the deplorable ar-15 nut
User ID: 78054348 United States 06/20/2022 08:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. Dam honkeys We are a REPUBLIC.If we can keep it MORAN! A pissed off American Veteran! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83524796 United States 06/20/2022 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. Operant conditioning: Scream like a retard, get hit in the head.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80514840 Yup. Hard, and more than once... that cements the lesson. Most ADHD is just kids being natural assholes. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 83524796 United States 06/20/2022 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79919316 United States 06/20/2022 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. Autism.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80324036 |
Gemini Rising
User ID: 80829763 United States 06/22/2022 09:49 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time. I'm a grown person, and when I hear a car horn honk I get irrationally annoyed and start screaming at whoever the culprit is.
Quoting: Gemini Rising Your first problem is your inability to self-identify as either a man or woman. Only Democrats say "person". Quoting: BrainGuy And you identify as what? An asshole? I actually like you, though. I've seen you around here for a while, now. Maybe you just don't know me yet. Maybe you never visit GLP Voice Chat. I am female, born female, identify as female, I am female. I have tits and a vagina. The smell of manly men turns me on. You guys look at tits; I am looking at your bulging manhood. I am not a Democrat or a Republican. Those folks who identify as members of any political party or organized religion are not likely to attract me at all. They will just have to fuck themselves without my help. This is a sad day indeed if a human being is mocked for referring to themselves as a person. Fuck you. And I mean that in the most friendly, carnal way possible. Person to person, as they say. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71004075 United States 06/22/2022 09:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: My kid randomly spazzes out whenever he hears more than one car honk at a time.
Autism.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80324036 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79919316 Probably shouldn't have had a baby with your sister OP. Sorry your inbred little tardbaby has problems. |
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