My friends wives tried to fix me up with their fat friends

Women are notorious for doing their friend a favor.

Even better send a cat meme to malady in the morning thanking her for a wonderful time.


Save the salad and new cat talk for the stage 5s.

Inflation

Because sure as shit you start talking cats. She probably gonna get you for a large pizza to go and order desert.

Port fees

Hey us fat girls get lonely too, meanie.

Nerdy small cat lover dicks in a storm

Hey you;

I'm not a meanie

I like the ladies nice and round

Take one for the team

OP, Next time you need to do what I do only in the reverse.
Tell the date you love to go hiking & camping & boating every single week especially during the summer.

Ask when's the last time she has done any of the above. Add that you get up at sunrise every single morning to speed walk at least a couple of miles.

Anyone who's not also focused on health & physical fitness will opt out. Then you'll know whether or not you are compatible.

Fat chicks will keep you warm in the winter and shade in the summer.

Probably because you are not very attractive yourself. Most men think they are a 10.

That’s bad advice. Do you know how much fat chicks love cats? She will cling to him even harder if he shares his love of cats with her.

Best way to scare someone unwanted away without offending them is to tell her how much you’re in love with her and your future plans together.

Women love the chase and mystery so when you deprive them of that, they naturally lose interest.

Sorry you were unable to notice anything besides the fatness. Bet you didn't even notice if she was smart, loyal, or business savvy. Fatness need not be permanent but you know most guys want perfection then ruin it. Then blame the other.

Not always but enough to notice.

Some men, not you of course... can see the potential in a person and inspire that potential.

I do not try to inspire potential anymore as men tend to take it as nagging and instead of hearing all the good things they could do they hear it as all the things they are NOT doing and call it belittling, nagging, or something else negative. If you continue to encourage they will become emotionally defensive and possibly hurt you.

I’ve been with fat chicks and they never do anything to change their fatness no matter how much you try to motivate or encourage them.

Fat piggies are fat because they’re apathetic degenerates with no self respect and self discipline.

They’ll never change until they decide on their own they want to change.

Morbidity obese = guaranteed mentally ill.

read: u ugly

read: u ugly

The more the cushion the more the pushing

I love chubby chicks!

Are you sure there is not something else going on?