OK.
Was walking around the neighborhood for exercise. A woman was covered in dirt and crawling towards her wheelchair (polio). I asked if she wanted me to help her or get her chair. She said in a rude tone "I don't need your help". It pissed me off so I stormed away. Halfway up the street a voice said, "you will have relations with that woman", in a loud booming tone. To which I said out loud "fuck you I will, she is a bitch".

The end.

Oh wait hold on. I meet my future wife and find out she is friends with wheelchair lady. I am cordial to her, but she doesn't like me as she is a radical feminist. My wife is ole fashioned, quite the pair. So down comes my future wife's brother. I think when he meets her he will be repulsed. So I suggest "why don't we introduce your brother to xxxx". She says "yeah that would be cool".

So he comes down, we introduce them and we don't see him for the next three days. I thinking what the hell is going on here. Next thing I know they are planning a wedding in Key West. They get married. Five years later I marry my girl and I am RELATED to wheelchair bitch.

Who told me my future?