How does one obtain employment as a SHILL?

Big Daddy Soros is always hiring - [link to www.opensocietyfoundations.org (secure)]

You could also stop by in person to your local DNC office. They have applications and will often hire you on the spot after a short in-person interview.

From knowledge gained from a neighbor of mine that worked the shill circuit, the pay structure is complex, but it averages $0.12 (12 cents) per "engaging" post. What they call "engaging" may differ from one Marxist organization to another, so be sure to read the fine print.

first you need get vouched for by a rabbi

I feel like $3.50 per post isn’t that bad. I could shitpost all day and make a killing. It’s certainly better than a lot of other jobs.

just be the Shill you claim to be. Stay versatile, shilling for whatever side of an issue. Your skills will be revealed and someone will probably contact you to shill for them.

I think the pay is based on effectiveness. demonstrate your ability to influence and your pay can be through the roof.

clearly youre not cut out for this job..
youre not resourceful

you start with a free account

then upload a female avatar even if you are an obese bald israeli granpa

shhhhh

The pointless boring cunt of GLP weighs in yet again with another shitpost.


What a cunt.

You have to earn your stripes by trolling and more trolling until everyone hates you. Only until then may you qualify.

First step it to become premium GLP member.

Do they still chew off baby foreskins as was done in the old timez?

Are you a rabbi

You know, it isnt all about the money. I respect language, narrative and the need for lies az a means to an end.

I am a craftsman. I will give 150% for the team...and I accept federal reserve notes.

Win win

keep seething loser.

im getting paid. youre the anonymous coward with the homo flag that calls people "cunt" like a real british teeth having beer drinking midget.

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

lmao. sub-human garbage

I can be a team player and accept assignments without question. Fool you once,..three fiddy.

Keep fooling you, on the house

I tbought the trinity character on here was representing male?

youre hired!

code names Blue or Cherrie

Ho geta job at the FBi. Only qualification is to be a willing fudge packar

Op here...got banned for referring to the ethnicity that is also a perjorative term lol.

Truly cursed peoples

to be fair; you should have known this already! :P

In order to get paid as a shill you must support Israel.

I wouldn’t hire you

Too much of a cunt

How could I have known a greasy nest of cockroaches would go after free speech in the land of the brave.

I voted for every candidate that promised to make america great. Are you saying that was a lie as well?

I thought it was called palestine. What...they changed the name already?

Where did the folks go that ised to live there?

you dont have the money
i would never work for the enemy.

anyone using british words like "cunt" deserve the front of my foot to enter their mouth and me slowly applying pressure until their jaw snaps.

imagine acting hard as a british coward

Op here.

Since i got banned and had to re ip...i gave my thread five stars.

Please dont hate me because im beautiful

Not around here. They perma-ban you here if you do that. Or a somehow, mysteriously you lose all access to your account with no hope of recovery.

The british are non-human filth, but at least they didnt kill je sus. They merely acted as advisors.


Can I get deplatformed for saying that?

Yep, Demonrats lie.

You should have voted for the candidate that DID make America great for 3+ years, until the Demonrats had their Beijing comrades release a bioweapon, that ultimately fizzled into nothing, and then the Demonrats shut down their states for 1.75 years undoing a lot of greatness that was achieved.

Live and learn, or die on your knees.

Your choice.