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What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?

 
Abortion Wars Survivor
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What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?
Do I hide inside or take it to them on the asphalt?
Vicious Deplorable dollop
You ain't seen nothing yet!

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Just point and laugh.
Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running.

Used by the Founders...
Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives”
reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to
its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in
the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by
the children of the citizens
, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all
their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel

Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day...
America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments...
1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year.
2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges.
3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set.
4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit.

Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

Democrats are a WMD, literally.

Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall.
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Re: What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?
You should prolly jerk off in your basement and wonder why you don't have a gf after when you dust off your star wars collecton.

Thou shall not wonder over others when yourself need to become a wonder.

:)
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Re: What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?
Create a suit of Dildo battle armor and take the fight to them.
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Re: What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?
Create a suit of Dildo battle armor and take the fight to them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83671441


I like this option. It's the Lambton Worm strategy updated for the age of wokery.

Dildo suit it is, thanks Anon!
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Join them, scream fuck trump for an hour, take them home for dirty lib sex, easy poon
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napalm
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82451862


Do you really want your neighborhood to forevermore smell like burnt fatback?
There's a man in a white house with blood on his mouth!
If there's Knaves in the North, there are braves in the South.
We are three thousand horses, and not one afraid;
We are three thousand sabres and not a dull blade.

:78g:
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Convert them all
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Convert them all
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83750353


Yes, this event offers several opportunities. Make sure you do the "butch" better than the butch iest butch-es , and create a harem. Go out and start your lawn mower everyday whether you cut the grass or not, to remind them what they are missing. Get one of those giant 🐓 you see at farm suppliers, and mount it on the porch.
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Try waping them. So there mad they cant abort the baby

XD
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Try waping them. So there mad they cant abort the baby

XD
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Invite them to u mosque...
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Play audio from that show the View thru loudspeakers and they’ll all pay attention to that and virtue signal each other
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Give them wet willy's with a dildo drone.
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*MOLON LABE*

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Do I hide inside or take it to them on the asphalt?
 Quoting: Abortion Wars Survivor 83700832




Ummm, put some sort of phallic looking object on the hood of your car like a hood ornament and and print out some rainbow images and tape them to your window.

Find a way to advertise you support Ukraine.

When they come to your door open it with a mask on and say "My Body, my Choice"

They'll then approve of you and move on.

If you have a wife and kids inside get them out of there.

If not then hope in your truck and while they're walking down the street to their next victim mow them all down.

This is not a cowardly act when it's monsters celebrating pedos, dead babies, and marxism.

Obviously I'm joking....
"She isn't real.....I can't make her real"

"Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep...Disorder, Disorder, Disorder"

"The World is a business Mr Beale..."

"You depend on our protection yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth......"

ENFJ
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put on your finest lederhosen and take the high ground, may your aim be true
squirrel-slayer
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Listen up Bub, do not go near them! Load your guns and lock your doors. Do not engage
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Re: What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?
You should prolly jerk off in your basement and wonder why you don't have a gf after when you dust off your star wars collecton.

Thou shall not wonder over others when yourself need to become a wonder.

:)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83748508


Czechs are the new Polish...

How many czech does it take to change a light bulb
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Re: What's the best course of action when my "hood" is invaded by purple-haired lesbians?
Do I hide inside or take it to them on the asphalt?
 Quoting: Abortion Wars Survivor 83700832


I had one at my gym
She actually shoulder checked me when I walked by...
I was like dang...
So I checked her on the way back
It was no small check either..
Almost sent her to the floor and she a big girl

Now when I see her in the gym
She goes to the other side and stairs at me like a hurt girl... Lol
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Call the LGBTQUERTY Dyke Mafia Police, NOW!!

epiclol
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Call the LGBTQUERTY Dyke Mafia Police, NOW!!

epiclol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83746135




It was beauty..

epiclol
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Throw them fish
That reminds me
Why does god regret teaching women to swim ?

Because he can't get the smell out of the fish ...
I'm kidding
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Dress them all as Cartman and if they complain just say “whateva, whateva I do what I want”

Last Edited by Yo Adrian on 06/25/2022 08:03 AM
(Pulls off mask)"And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling Qtards" Klaus S.
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Dress them all as Cartman and if they complain just say “whateva, whateva I do what I want”
 Quoting: Yo Adrian


Lol
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Pull it...
I did it. I did it on purpose. And I'll do it again.
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trick them, get some purple koolaid and color your hair lol, kinda like in the walkin dead how they fool the zombies
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sprinklers on full blast.





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