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Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?

 
The Don Of Nantucket

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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
How about the ones that say " Tell your Dr. if your bowel movements have the consistency of coffee grounds." LMAO..




No thanks!
 Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket


Yeah that's blood from the liver.

All these drugs side effects are worse than whatever they are trying to treat.
 Quoting: Radagast the Brown


You're definitely right OP.

There have been times while waiting at my wife's Dr's office the tee vee will be on and these commercials will come on with these outrageous list of potentially deadly side effects and I will look around at all the people and they are just staring absently at the screen, and you want to engage them in conversation about the absurdity of it all. But you just know nobody is getting it...clown world indeed.

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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
Our scientists have invented a pill for lesbians with depression. Ask your doctor about Tricoxagin.
Radagast the Brown  (OP)

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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
it's trumps fault, passed a law they had to mention the side effects, so a norm person can hear it, instead of the old 900 mile an hour car sales jibberish they used to get away with.
 Quoting: Fastman1


I even saw a commercial for a like Kia "offroad" 4wd SUV the other day.

The whole commercial was designed around its offroad capability, but the disclaimer at the bottom of the screen, visible for 2 seconds, said "not an offroad vehicle, professional driver on a closed course, do not attempt".

Lol.

But the whole commercial was selling it as an offroad vehicle.

The Telluride.

Look it up.
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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
My favorite bit is "don't take this medicine if you are allergic to it", how do you know if you are allergic to it until you take it the first time.

:hurrr:
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06/26/2022 01:10 PM

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Ok. so my doctor was pushing a colonoscopy. Why? instead I requested the Cologard test. Came in the mail.

There's a little shit bucket. cringe. And the whole process was disgusting. Sent it in and guess what... comes back "abnormal" because it detects any amount of blood in stool. Of course 90% of people will have blood in their stool.

Results say vaguely "this test is only positive or negative" does not detect anything else... but to send you to your doctor for a colonoscopy!!!

Scammers. Medical industry is a money making machine based on speculation, not science.
Radagast the Brown  (OP)

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06/26/2022 01:14 PM
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Ok. so my doctor was pushing a colonoscopy. Why? instead I requested the Cologard test. Came in the mail.

There's a little shit bucket. cringe. And the whole process was disgusting. Sent it in and guess what... comes back "abnormal" because it detects any amount of blood in stool. Of course 90% of people will have blood in their stool.

Results say vaguely "this test is only positive or negative" does not detect anything else... but to send you to your doctor for a colonoscopy!!!

Scammers. Medical industry is a money making machine based on speculation, not science.
 Quoting: Agent 99


Lol, holy shit 99.

It's all a scam.
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Radagast the Brown  (OP)

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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
My favorite bit is "don't take this medicine if you are allergic to it", how do you know if you are allergic to it until you take it the first time.

hurrr
 Quoting: chuckles45


Lol, totally.

They have a medicine for when you are allergic to their medicine.
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Scammers.
 Quoting: Agent 99


That is a good word to describe anyone and everyone that makes a profession out of marketing.


I stopped watching commercials over a decade ago for this reason. No matter how truthful one may be, it is a guarantee that somewhere in the presentation is a scam designed to convince the audience the product will suit a purpose that it is incapable of serving.

Something to be acquired that fulfills one's need ought not come with any argument from its creator that it has such a capacity. The creation of the thing and offering of it for trade is the only necessity to prove its value.
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Lol, its crazy.
 Quoting: Radagast the Brown


Imagine an honest commercial about the covid vaxxes. The disclaimers would have to be the whole commercial.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80982509


I know dude.

Have you read the side effects for the drug for restless leg syndrome?

Lol.

I'd rather have an uncontrollable leg.
 Quoting: Radagast the Brown





Or my all time favorite...

Tardive diskinesia

Just the name alone. How many REALLY suffer from that?
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may
cause
death
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LIKELY
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Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
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LOL yeah is SIIICKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
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It's always been this way. They basically tell you you are going to die or kill everyone around you, while showing butterflies and playing happy music. It is clown world.
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I hate big pharma and I hate anyone that supports it.
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they've been doing that in commercials for the last two decades..


take this skin rash pill, side effects may cause hallucinations, suicidal thoughts, and/or death

but at least you'll die or get arrested with nice skin..


lol

big pharma has been a joke for decades

minus a few exceptions
 Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0)


The drugs pushed for depression and sucidal thoughts have an actual disclaimer that says the may produce depression and sucidal thoughts.

Lol.
 Quoting: Radagast the Brown


Psychiatry is a joke
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Every time I go to the gas station, I see a dumb ad for a weed shop on the pump screen.

Does that count?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82229286


Nope.
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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
some are good. prozac, some benzos only if taken correctly


some are designed to kill the unwanted im 100% sure on that. the pain and dark place they will take you is unimaginable. and the doctor wont even tell you whats going on. they might even prescribe more. i dont envy those doctors they have something missing for sure. i dont care if they have $3m in the bank
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They're missing a soul, and it is doubtful they will ever get it back.
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Re: Have you guys been watching drug commercials lately?
How about the ones that say " Tell your Dr. if your bowel movements have the consistency of coffee grounds." LMAO..




No thanks!
 Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket


Yeah that's blood from the liver.

All these drugs side effects are worse than whatever they are trying to treat.
 Quoting: Radagast the Brown


You're definitely right OP.

There have been times while waiting at my wife's Dr's office the tee vee will be on and these commercials will come on with these outrageous list of potentially deadly side effects and I will look around at all the people and they are just staring absently at the screen, and you want to engage them in conversation about the absurdity of it all. But you just know nobody is getting it...clown world indeed.
 Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket


If you try they will convince you that you have a mental illness and should be committed as soon as possible.
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Uh, no. Lol I don’t need to study them to know I don’t want what they are selling. chuckle

I don’t see commercials when I watch stuff. :/
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Suicidal commercials are the only ads with white folk in them ….
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So true, good observation. a patient cured is a customer lost
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Then there are the law firm ads saying if you have been injured due to the latest wonder drug, call them to join the lawsuit that you may get a nickel back if you are injured. But we should take the Covid vaccine that was rushed to market, right???

eyeroll2
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No. Only dipshits, autistic fucks and people in their 70s watch TV
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72604393


True, it's already too late for the people who still watch that crapburnitrofl
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How about the ones that say " Tell your Dr. if your bowel movements have the consistency of coffee grounds." LMAO..




No thanks!
 Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket


Yeah that's blood from the liver.

All these drugs side effects are worse than whatever they are trying to treat.
 Quoting: Radagast the Brown


You're definitely right OP.

There have been times while waiting at my wife's Dr's office the tee vee will be on and these commercials will come on with these outrageous list of potentially deadly side effects and I will look around at all the people and they are just staring absently at the screen, and you want to engage them in conversation about the absurdity of it all. But you just know nobody is getting it...clown world indeed.
 Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket



Lol I've had the same experience before, they become hypnotised, nothing you can do
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"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." -Clive James

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heart attacks, various cancers, seizures..but your skin condition will clear up
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heart attacks, various cancers, seizures..but your skin condition will clear up
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i KNOW, right?
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LET IT RAIN.
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Best side effect of all Death. 5a

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No. Only dipshits, autistic fucks and people in their 70s watch TV
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72604393


This, my time is too valuable to waste it listening to someone else tell me what to think.

Who watches TV these days and who in their right mind would waste any of their time watching a commercial?
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Best one I saw was some eye drops that fix vision, but at the end one of the side effect is vison loss WTF LOL
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“Tell your doctor if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.”

“If I have an erection lasting more than 4 hours I’m telling EVERYBODY”

- Some Comedian
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And the video always depicts people laughing, smiling, dancing around and picking flowers, etc. to distract you from the killer words.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81109735


This.
<audio> laundry list of frightening side effects.
<video> couple walking on beach, loving gazes.





GLP