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The Don Of Nantucket
User ID: 80692948 United States 06/26/2022 01:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about the ones that say " Tell your Dr. if your bowel movements have the consistency of coffee grounds." LMAO.. Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket No thanks! Yeah that's blood from the liver. All these drugs side effects are worse than whatever they are trying to treat. You're definitely right OP. There have been times while waiting at my wife's Dr's office the tee vee will be on and these commercials will come on with these outrageous list of potentially deadly side effects and I will look around at all the people and they are just staring absently at the screen, and you want to engage them in conversation about the absurdity of it all. But you just know nobody is getting it...clown world indeed. Last Edited by Don Of N*******t on 06/26/2022 01:08 PM PLATA BITCHEZZZZZZ UPGRADE UNAVAILABLE The Rolling Stones said it best... "What's confusing you is the nature of my game" |
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Radagast the Brown
(OP) User ID: 81212788 United States 06/26/2022 01:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it's trumps fault, passed a law they had to mention the side effects, so a norm person can hear it, instead of the old 900 mile an hour car sales jibberish they used to get away with. Quoting: Fastman1 I even saw a commercial for a like Kia "offroad" 4wd SUV the other day. The whole commercial was designed around its offroad capability, but the disclaimer at the bottom of the screen, visible for 2 seconds, said "not an offroad vehicle, professional driver on a closed course, do not attempt". Lol. But the whole commercial was selling it as an offroad vehicle. The Telluride. Look it up. To find inspiration, you must look for it, but, fortunately, it wants to be found. Live free. Die well. |
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Agent 99
User ID: 77082640 United States 06/26/2022 01:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok. so my doctor was pushing a colonoscopy. Why? instead I requested the Cologard test. Came in the mail. There's a little shit bucket. cringe. And the whole process was disgusting. Sent it in and guess what... comes back "abnormal" because it detects any amount of blood in stool. Of course 90% of people will have blood in their stool. Results say vaguely "this test is only positive or negative" does not detect anything else... but to send you to your doctor for a colonoscopy!!! Scammers. Medical industry is a money making machine based on speculation, not science. |
Radagast the Brown
(OP) User ID: 81212788 United States 06/26/2022 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok. so my doctor was pushing a colonoscopy. Why? instead I requested the Cologard test. Came in the mail. Quoting: Agent 99 There's a little shit bucket. cringe. And the whole process was disgusting. Sent it in and guess what... comes back "abnormal" because it detects any amount of blood in stool. Of course 90% of people will have blood in their stool. Results say vaguely "this test is only positive or negative" does not detect anything else... but to send you to your doctor for a colonoscopy!!! Scammers. Medical industry is a money making machine based on speculation, not science. Lol, holy shit 99. It's all a scam. To find inspiration, you must look for it, but, fortunately, it wants to be found. Live free. Die well. |
Radagast the Brown
(OP) User ID: 81212788 United States 06/26/2022 01:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My favorite bit is "don't take this medicine if you are allergic to it", how do you know if you are allergic to it until you take it the first time. Quoting: chuckles45 Lol, totally. They have a medicine for when you are allergic to their medicine. To find inspiration, you must look for it, but, fortunately, it wants to be found. Live free. Die well. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70663772 United States 06/26/2022 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is a good word to describe anyone and everyone that makes a profession out of marketing. I stopped watching commercials over a decade ago for this reason. No matter how truthful one may be, it is a guarantee that somewhere in the presentation is a scam designed to convince the audience the product will suit a purpose that it is incapable of serving. Something to be acquired that fulfills one's need ought not come with any argument from its creator that it has such a capacity. The creation of the thing and offering of it for trade is the only necessity to prove its value. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 72540350 United States 06/26/2022 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Imagine an honest commercial about the covid vaxxes. The disclaimers would have to be the whole commercial. I know dude. Have you read the side effects for the drug for restless leg syndrome? Lol. I'd rather have an uncontrollable leg. Or my all time favorite... Tardive diskinesia Just the name alone. How many REALLY suffer from that? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78515392 United States 06/26/2022 03:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they've been doing that in commercials for the last two decades.. Quoting: Grove Street (Redux 3.0) take this skin rash pill, side effects may cause hallucinations, suicidal thoughts, and/or death but at least you'll die or get arrested with nice skin.. big pharma has been a joke for decades minus a few exceptions The drugs pushed for depression and sucidal thoughts have an actual disclaimer that says the may produce depression and sucidal thoughts. Lol. Psychiatry is a joke |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78515392 United States 06/26/2022 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | some are good. prozac, some benzos only if taken correctly Quoting: goliesave some are designed to kill the unwanted im 100% sure on that. the pain and dark place they will take you is unimaginable. and the doctor wont even tell you whats going on. they might even prescribe more. i dont envy those doctors they have something missing for sure. i dont care if they have $3m in the bank They're missing a soul, and it is doubtful they will ever get it back. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78515392 United States 06/26/2022 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about the ones that say " Tell your Dr. if your bowel movements have the consistency of coffee grounds." LMAO.. Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket No thanks! Yeah that's blood from the liver. All these drugs side effects are worse than whatever they are trying to treat. You're definitely right OP. There have been times while waiting at my wife's Dr's office the tee vee will be on and these commercials will come on with these outrageous list of potentially deadly side effects and I will look around at all the people and they are just staring absently at the screen, and you want to engage them in conversation about the absurdity of it all. But you just know nobody is getting it...clown world indeed. If you try they will convince you that you have a mental illness and should be committed as soon as possible. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80224270 United States 06/26/2022 03:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Then there are the law firm ads saying if you have been injured due to the latest wonder drug, call them to join the lawsuit that you may get a nickel back if you are injured. But we should take the Covid vaccine that was rushed to market, right??? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 77186177 06/26/2022 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How about the ones that say " Tell your Dr. if your bowel movements have the consistency of coffee grounds." LMAO.. Quoting: The Don Of Nantucket No thanks! Yeah that's blood from the liver. All these drugs side effects are worse than whatever they are trying to treat. You're definitely right OP. There have been times while waiting at my wife's Dr's office the tee vee will be on and these commercials will come on with these outrageous list of potentially deadly side effects and I will look around at all the people and they are just staring absently at the screen, and you want to engage them in conversation about the absurdity of it all. But you just know nobody is getting it...clown world indeed. Lol I've had the same experience before, they become hypnotised, nothing you can do |
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ShiningLightIntoDarkPlaces
User ID: 77244268 United States 06/28/2022 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | heart attacks, various cancers, seizures..but your skin condition will clear up Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79585750 i KNOW, right? "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." -Clive James Miss Trump yet? LET IT RAIN. |
GLP Effect
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