Vegetarian sausages are making me fart like a dog.

Try meat based salads.

Products that pretend to be something else usually suck.

That's crazy my dog sausages are making me fart like a vegetable

Then eat vegetables not frankenfood that you don't know what is in it.

Your body isn't used to something in it. The only thing that ever in my life has done a number like that on me is "chicory root" or inulin is another name for it. It's binder/filler/fiber and is notorious for causing gas. See if that is in it.

It's not a sausage. That's meat. You ate a vegetable thing. Same as burgers. Should be against the packaging law to call them that. Fucking up kids minds because they will never know the difference. Anyway you say you bought them because they're healthy to eat. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion even when it's all fucked up. Try rat poison for a condiment.

Meat is nasty.

Eating meat can give you a slow colon.

Only true for very weak individuals.

Since I went vegetarian my SBD farts have caused violence. All I want is peace and quiet.

I was determined too for 3 + years. it wasn't all bad... until recently. it's like something shifted in this world and I could no longer tolerate it, bloating, weight gain etc.. then the food shortages started and I was like fuck this.. back on some meats again. The way I look at it is simply this, if God wanted me to not eat meats it would've worked out for me to continue with it. It didn't. so I'm done feeling bad about eating animals. everything eats everything here. live and let die. also noticed the food plants on fire, bill gates taking so much control over all of the food supply and saw the writing on the wall. then they started the talk about eating bugs and I was definitely staying out of the dietary restrictions at that point. an agenda is an agenda.. and once you see it, and who's really running it and the real reasons why? it simply no longer makes sense to continue to limit yourself to what you should or shouldn't eat when it's all still a survivalism controlled system dominated by mostly seemingly psychopaths. until any of that changes? do what you gotta do for you. There's the way the world outta be and there is the way it is.

Although I will say, when I was not eating any meats,

these vegetarian sausages did alright for me and weren't too bad other than having some calories.

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as not your attorney nor doctor I strongly advise you to head to your nearest multistory, highly pedestrian traveled area of operation, and ride the escalator up and down repeatedly.

facing backwards.

and waving queen lizabeth sytle.

That is pure crop-spraying. People would be forced to breathe almost pure fart.

When that happens to me and we are driving I "slowly" hit recirculate for the AC then I "slowly" hit lock windows. Then I hit the seat cooler so I have some air flow and let a silent but deadly one rip. As the family is saying God...what's that smell? I will say something like I saw a dead animal on the side of the road.

I never make it past 10 seconds because I start to laugh and the wife hit me lol...good time good times.

This is why vegetarian food should be banned. We dont want to breathe your filthy smells.

I was in a hotel room once in Vegas. I think I got some bad buffet food, but I was in my room, with the door shut, making my way to the bathroom (which was right next to the door) and I just had to let it rip. Little did I know, there were people passing right by my door at that very moment, and I heard a girl say "Ewwwwww!" and then they cracked up.

Well if I can't fart in my hotel bathroom where can I fart?

It may have started life as a plant, but after 30 rounds of industrial processing, it's just science with a lot of sodium added.

Not healthy.

Although renowned for creating delight in children, farts are not considered the best way to make friends and influence people. But there is an upside: the production of gas means that your body is hosting the right kinds of bacteria. To encourage these ‘good’ bugs – known as our microbiome – we need to eat fibre.

“For example, we know now that bacteria living in the large intestine produce a short chain fatty acid known as butyrate, which can reduce inflammation by stimulating regulatory immune cells,” he said.

The component in food that manages to make it through digestive processes in the stomach and small intestine to feed the microbiome in the large intestine is known as resistant starch.

You can improve the proportion of resistant starch in your diet by eating unrefined whole grains, pulses and legumes, unripe bananas and cooked and cooled foods such as potatoes, pasta and rice. Dr Lockett explained that in addition to conducting fundamental research, scientists at the CSIRO work across the fields of nutrition and agriculture for product development.

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Let it breathe.

Shitty shill thread

Juan star

Burn in hell

Who convinced you that they are healthy to eat???

It’s not sausage.
Call it what it is - veggies and chemicals being passed off as sausages

I don't have that issue with the vege meats I chose to buy.

So you are saying that they never make you fart? Everyone else I speak too say that they endure the most disgusting farting after eating vegetarian meat. Some are also saying they are tormented by it.