I found a great Trump Firework today.

Shouldn't he look weak right now, instead of strong?

Whatsit do? Post video please.

Badass! How much was it?

probably like this ....

Idiocracy right there.

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They sell for $99 retail. I have a small fireworks business where I do shows and sell things in a small shop so I got them wholesale.

Fireworks have gone up about 150% in the last 2 years.. If prices go up any more I am getting out of the business. I just do it to have something to do anyway. It is more of a hobby than a business for me.

I have a few odd fireworks I have collected over the years. I have an old firework form 1997 or 1998 with Bill Clinton riding in a UFO on the front of it.

Post a video when you light it off.

no it's called loving Our Country you fuck...

It would be cool if someone sets one off near a forest in California and it becomes Californias biggest forest fire ever.

Sit down. Shut up

That one is very good. It has 2 fuses on top. a normal and backup. As a general rule. If you see a firework cake with 2 fuses and or Fuses on top rather than the side, they are VERY good. Consumer fireworks have a single fuse on the side.
Class B Professional fireworks have the dual fuse on top setup.
This one is not your normal fireworks tent type firework.

Hey Jeff, what's the thing called that pops off three quick reports that sound like gunshots? I need some, don't know what to look for.

I am not sure about 3 pops but there was a 8 ball roman candle called Flashing Thunder that had 8 very loud salutes. The real one is a thing of the past and there are dozens of fake ones using that name today. The good one was by a brand called Temple of Heaven.

There is the old stand by called Thunder kings that come on single shot, 25 shot, 50 shot, 100 shot and even 500 shots. They are very loud and most the real ones are illegal but they are still available if you know what to look for.

Here is a nice legal 50 shot salute cake.
You should be able to find it prices in the $25 range.
I sell them for $20 but I am not in it to make money as much as I do it for a hobby and I hate seeing people get ripped off.

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