Elon Musk "missing" after losing $10billion and disowned by transgender daughter

Those poor super rich scientists must have it tough

Bahawahaha some how the loss of 10 billion to a man whose personal worth is north of 220 billion can be referred to as trivial, pocket change even. I am certain he loves his daughter or son, whatever they want to be. Enough that maybe they talked and he promised her to stay off social media for awhile.

Not to mention that Twitter gave in to his demands for more information about how many bots and fake accounts actually make up twitter users. The man is not missing but working on his acquisition.

Elon will be meeting with the Pope today and tomorrow, Sunday they will make the announcement in an attempt to keep the people calm.

When you see Elon and Pope sipping slurpees in front of a 7-11 and announcing the arrival of aliens in 8 days to take over the administration of this planet,
then you will know that everything I said is true.

A head wound.

He tries so hard to look human but it's just awkward.

Then there is this supposed Q connection. Some are saying "Q" came back and Elon went dark shortly after that. Others are claiming a white hat operation is under way. I believe no one is coming to save us, must save our selves, Make of it what u want, im just sharing

https://imgur.com/a/pS0V7ZO

Notice how he went quiet as soon as Twitter's board approved the acquisition?

Twitter's a public company and anything that he tweets could be misconstrued and used against him by the SEC (who constantly go after him anyways) and the shareholders (who already have a class action suit against him for not disclosing him purchasing more shares above his permitted amount). In scenarios like this, it's common to see C-level execs go quiet.

I'm really surprised that I've gone through 4 pages of comments and not one person has mentioned this.

Private jet now flown from Rome to Venice.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1542914213525557248

How did you get so stupid? I haven’t followed your dumbness…