Anyone here know Linux and have some off world Linux tips for me

next version of windows will run on a linux kernel.

and the linux subsystem for windows allows you to not even need to boot linux.

btw, i was the first person in the world to write a linux kernel that allowed android to run on a certain microsoft device.

As a Debian/GNU Linux user, that's really scary because I'm afraid Microsoft is aiming for a total takeover of FOSS.

I'm kinda on the hunt for a new kernel to be honest.

I'd even take something like Herd that could power most of my applications. I'm not a social media user, so old school wouldn't be a problem.

OpenBSD

sudo rm -rf

works every time

Linux violates thousands of Microsoft patents. Just use Microsoft Windows 11 for the fastest and most secure operating system.

The beauty of linux, is, since it's free... patents and copyright is irrelevant.

Yeah. I'll give that all the consideration it's due. Okay, done.

Surely you are out of your mind?
lmao

Dude really? That's a cowardly prank.

Linus Torvalds would cut off your balls if he ever heard you saying that

Microsoft is assimilating Linux, to embed into it, to subvert it and eventually controlling it with restrictions so it becomes its product. Imagine a Linux distribution that is unable to run on a mechanical harddrive taking 20 minutes to boot due to all the thrashing in the i/o subsystem. Imagine the embedded spyware. Uhgggg.