Putin Joke

First of all Hell is just sleep...In sleep...Jesus went to hell(hades)for 3 days ...

Acts 2:31-32
King James Version
31 He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption.

32 This Jesus hath God raised up, whereof we all are witnesses.

Everyone that dies goes to HELL...For us to be judged by God for all time...

If written in the book of life,we will regain life...

If not we will remain in Sleep(hell) forever!

Though scripture does say ...

John 5:28
“Do not be amazed at this, for a time is coming when all who are in their graves will hear his voice

And... Romans 6:23 For the wages sin pays is death, but the gift God gives is everlasting life by Christ Jesus our Lord....

Must Know Christ came to give his life in behalf of all of us...If not,you will be judged poorly ...

But as for the joke,i dont get it..lol...five euros? not sure i get it?

and i get 99.9 percent of the (babs) bee jokes instantly ...

I don't get it, and if I do it's not funny.
I think this is funny though, I laughed out loud when I saw it, but not hard.
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Good one!! :)

Three Doctors get together at a bar and have a order of Whiskey. 


One Dr asked what is your biggest achievement that you have came across in your profession? 


Well... One Dr takes a sip of his whiskey. He said one guy was in a chainsaw accident and lost his arm. Well I put it back together and he became a star in the Major Baseball league and won the world series. 


Oh yeah, that's pretty cool the other Dr said. He takes a sip of his whiskey.  Well I have you beat. I had a man that was in a shark attack incident. He lost both his legs. They found the shark and had to gut the damn thing and luckily they found his legs. Well I reattached his legs and later became a gold medalist in the Olympics as one of the fastest runners. Crazy huh.


The last Dr said that is pretty good gentlemen, that is pretty good. Well, I'm a brain surgeon. One day I noticed this idiot on the road swerving around speeding. This damn jerk went off the road. Hit a ditch and was launched like the Dukes of Hazzard into a cow pasture. His vehicles front end hit the dirt and he was ejected out of the front windshield and his head went into a big rock and his head exploded... I was like damn son...

So I rushed over and scooped up his brains and I couldn't help it but cowshit as well. It was unavoidable. I put him all back together and then I noticed, well damn I done brain surgery on this guy three times before for the same damn thing. I couldn't believe it. But the most amazing part...

This jackass became the President of the United States! Slams his whiskey. 

^^ much better

Learned that from a Rodeo Clown and I added a little. I hate that bastard Brandon

Not a joke, just another sad display of willful ignorance.

A pipe dream advertised as a joke... Ain't happ'nin' though....

Slightly funny. I giggled faintly.

you think that matters? Russia is just upset about the strength as they were about the weakness

Then Putler was arrested for failing to pay.

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