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Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.

 
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Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Driving around in one of his cars. Yapping at his church. Smiling like a Pretty Boy. Millions in the Bank. Clueless about anything of Substance.

Just look at the Little Guy. He knows nothing, he does nothing. Tell us otherwise. How about if you send him a few thousand dollars?

Lol.
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Needs to get his own plane. Take it from Kenneth Copeland, you dont wanna be caught dead in commercial jet BECAUSE ITS A TUBE OF DEMONS.
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Who?
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Yeshua would whip these wolves with a cat of nine tails.
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Feel good pastors that dont quote scripture & speak for God.

Motivational speaker.
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Business in the front, party in the back?



You mean that "theology"?


That's really just greed and buggery.


I'm not sure I'd call it theology.
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Needs to get his own plane. Take it from Kenneth Copeland, you dont wanna be caught dead in commercial jet BECAUSE ITS A TUBE OF DEMONS.
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spock
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that guy is super creepy
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Osteen

hiding
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Never trust a guy who is constantly smiling and blinks heavily while he talks, especially about "giving" (to his "church")
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Osteen

hiding
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Stein? Ostein. I see where your going with this.
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Feel good pastors that dont quote scripture & speak for God.

Motivational speaker.
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This.
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Needs to get his own plane. Take it from Kenneth Copeland, you dont wanna be caught dead in commercial jet BECAUSE ITS A TUBE OF DEMONS.
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scream

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Never trust a guy who is constantly smiling and blinks heavily while he talks, especially about "giving" (to his "church")
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But ... but ... but ...

God loves a giver.

Especially givers that give to Osteen!

pennywise
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Satan is going to butt fuck that punk for eternity when he dies.
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Some jealous "Christians" on this thread.
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Those in the prosperity movement like Copeland make a mockery out of Christendom.

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“God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life. Your dreams may not have turned out exactly as you’d hoped, but the bible says that God’s ways are better and higher than our ways, even when everybody else rejects you, remember, God stands before you with His arms open wide. He always accepts you. He always confirms your value. God sees your two good moves! You are His prized possession. No matter what you go through in life, no matter how many disappointments you suffer, your value in God’s eyes always remains the same. You will always be the apple of His eye. He will never give up on you, so don’t give up on yourself.”


ya he sounds pretty dumb and clueless!

ol' JO knows mo than ya think, ya no?
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
“God knows your value; He sees your potential. You may not understand everything you are going through right now. But hold your head up high, knowing that God is in control and he has a great plan and purpose for your life. Your dreams may not have turned out exactly as you’d hoped, but the bible says that God’s ways are better and higher than our ways, even when everybody else rejects you, remember, God stands before you with His arms open wide. He always accepts you. He always confirms your value. God sees your two good moves! You are His prized possession. No matter what you go through in life, no matter how many disappointments you suffer, your value in God’s eyes always remains the same. You will always be the apple of His eye. He will never give up on you, so don’t give up on yourself.”


ya he sounds pretty dumb and clueless!

ol' JO knows mo than ya think, ya no?
 Quoting: abbaton 83770478


There is nothing in the Bible which says to "Hold Your Head High."

Thanks for bringing this up.
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Re: Joel Osteen's Mullet Shows His Theology.
Driving around in one of his cars. Yapping at his church. Smiling like a Pretty Boy. Millions in the Bank. Clueless about anything of Substance.

Just look at the Little Guy. He knows nothing, he does nothing. Tell us otherwise. How about if you send him a few thousand dollars?

Lol.
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