I am the proud owner of a BIGFOOT suit.

the fandango rangers

because compensating via a ford250 is just too costly with gas nowadays

Next time just dont shave for 2 weeks and ill drop shit on your feet for 50 bucks to swell them up

we'll also have to make you less ugly, and idk how to do that, so we'll just say you're a 'horribly disfigured sasquatch' hurt and confused by an unfortunate logging accident

then we'll set up a go fund me and ill take all the profits and see you later but not really

cue your dumb memes

you're not funny op

you never were

go away

and keep going

Don’t go to the wrong places with bullets OP.

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The feet weren't that big. You got screwed.

They are actually really hard to run in.

You are gonna get shot

Your head will be mounted over someones fireplace

gonna get shot

I should be so lucky