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Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it

 
tiger1

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07/03/2022 07:01 PM

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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Thats nothing.

About 4 months ago, my wife got a cheque for 1000 dollars from her friend who lives in california.

It was a certified cheque.

When my wife went to DEPOSIT the cheque the asked her all kinds of questions about who sent the money to her and what the money was for. To top it off the immediately put the funds on hold for 15 working days before they cleared.

3 weeks for a certified cheque to clear....thats insane!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83758370


I had the same thing happen to me ! I had to wait 12 business days to get the money.
 Quoting: tiger1


And now you both know why Paypal, motherfuckers that they are, is popular.
 Quoting: BrainGuy


I do no online business whatsoever.
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07/03/2022 07:02 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Tell them you are buying tranck and you are buying it from the wink wink chow mein club
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07/03/2022 07:02 PM

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07/03/2022 07:06 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
This a NZ bank??

The Commonwealth Bank is were it happened?

The guy has a fucked up accent!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82698275


Australian, and he has a wog accent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23045357


He sounds like a fucking champion and by the looks of him, he'd wipe his ass with most of the pussified cucks on here who are suggesting he bends over to the bankers.

Fuck8ng retards.
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07/03/2022 07:08 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
This has happened to me before, I fired something back, like I’m going to Vegas, I was pissed. I think it was $5 grand. Btw this was over ten years ago.
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07/03/2022 07:10 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
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07/03/2022 07:10 PM
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Spending it all on ammo, whiskey, beans, rice, condoms.
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07/03/2022 07:11 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

roflmao
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Swooning over Jed
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07/03/2022 07:13 PM
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"I was thinking about giving it away to stupid people and you're on the top of my list for the first donation."

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07/03/2022 07:13 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Everytime I get paid I withdraw all but maybe 200 bux. I pay cash for EVERYTHING except online purchases. It's what people with an IQ above a potato do....
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07/03/2022 07:14 PM

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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46155935


I don't even had a debit card and I have no idea how to use an ATM, either. With me, it is either cash or check.
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07/03/2022 07:15 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46155935


I don't even had a debit card and I have no idea how to use an ATM, either. With me, it is either cash or check.
 Quoting: tiger1


YOU are exceptional and SMART!
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07/03/2022 07:17 PM
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Speak to them in a language that hasn’t been spoken for thousands of years.
 Quoting: Westwood1


^^^ I love this reply. That's very creative.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

roflmao
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Tell them you need the money to put in a cement pond!
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

roflmao
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Tell them you need the money to put in a cement pond!
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards,
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07/03/2022 07:21 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

:roflmao:
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Tell them you need the money to put in a cement pond!
 Quoting: FightForGod!


Or tell them Ellie Mays pants are half off!
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07/03/2022 07:22 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
That's happened to me before.

Now if you want more than a few K you have to pre-order it.

Local branches don't keep huge inventories of cash though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81914173


I was cut a check issued by a large branch in GA. I went in and cashed it. 13,000 for a sale of a vehicle. The twink at the counter informed me he has to notify the IRS of the amount over 10. I said good and give to me all in 50's.
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07/03/2022 07:22 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79780865


It isn't HIS money. HE IS NOT CEASAR. HE IS NOT THE CROWN. HE IS NOT A WHITE NATIONALIST FOUNDING FATHER.

WE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN LITTLE PIGLETS. EVERY LAST ONE.
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07/03/2022 07:22 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
The dude should just have said, in that case I'm closing my account and I'll have all my money.

I assume those watching that piece of shit prime minister in Canada are a little nervous about having their account frozen or seized like the truckers.
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07/03/2022 07:23 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Thats nothing.

About 4 months ago, my wife got a cheque for 1000 dollars from her friend who lives in california.

It was a certified cheque.

When my wife went to DEPOSIT the cheque the asked her all kinds of questions about who sent the money to her and what the money was for. To top it off the immediately put the funds on hold for 15 working days before they cleared.

3 weeks for a certified cheque to clear....thats insane!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83758370


I had the same thing happen to me ! I had to wait 12 business days to get the money.
 Quoting: tiger1


And now you both know why Paypal, motherfuckers that they are, is popular.
 Quoting: BrainGuy


I do no online business whatsoever.
 Quoting: tiger1


Wow, how's the horse doing?
Anonymous Coward
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07/03/2022 07:24 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Anyone else recall the stories of bank notifying the police and then the police pull the customer over and confiscate the money under suspicion of criminal activity? some corupt "forfeiture law" scam. Getting the money back has been nigh on impossible for some.

It has happened more than once.
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07/03/2022 07:24 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

:roflmao:
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Tell them you need the money to put in a cement pond!
 Quoting: FightForGod!


Or tell them Ellie Mays pants are half off!
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I love yuuz gize.

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YEA Eoreris

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07/03/2022 07:29 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

roflmao
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Tell them you need the money to put in a cement pond!
 Quoting: FightForGod!


Or that you need money to put your dumb nephew thru double naught spy skOOl.
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07/03/2022 07:31 PM
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The guy looks like a terrorist that's probably why he got flagged.
 Quoting: Mike6


And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the winner for the dumbest comment of the day!
 Quoting: LSv3


Because all terrorists have black beards and accents.

What a fruitcake
YEA Eoreris

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07/03/2022 07:32 PM
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Sounds like a Millburn Drysdale run bank.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Nobody younger than me will get that.

roflmao
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Tell them you need the money to put in a cement pond!
 Quoting: FightForGod!


Or that you need money to put your dumb nephew thru double naught spy skOOl.
 Quoting: YEA Eoreris


Or Elly may needs a new fOOtbaLL Ball gown.. Her last one got all dirty makin touchdowns with the boys.
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07/03/2022 07:32 PM
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
I would have told her I was going to put it in another bank as this one sucks
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07/03/2022 07:34 PM
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:hookersandblow:
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
That's happened to me before.

Now if you want more than a few K you have to pre-order it.

Local branches don't keep huge inventories of cash though.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81914173


I was cut a check issued by a large branch in GA. I went in and cashed it. 13,000 for a sale of a vehicle. The twink at the counter informed me he has to notify the IRS of the amount over 10. I said good and give to me all in 50's.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80678533




Jesus loves the tax man, you don't. The 50 dollar bill is a perfect fit for race traitors such as yourself.
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07/03/2022 07:39 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79780865


it has been this way for 30 years.
i worked at American Bank in TX going thru college.
any amount over 5k was flagged as part of the war on drugs.
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07/03/2022 07:41 PM
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The guy looks like a terrorist that's probably why he got flagged.
 Quoting: Mike6


And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the winner for the dumbest comment of the day!
 Quoting: LSv3


Because all terrorists have black beards and accents.

What a fruitcake
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83792409



Yes and no. Including many mexican gangs and indians from india who eagerly supply meth to mostly poor whites all across the United States of America using our White Nationalist Founding Father's Money. Track all these fuckers down to the last Abraham Lincoln Copper Penny.





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