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Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it

 
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79780865


Just tell them you're going to Vegas to spend it on booze drugs and loose women and you're just going to waste the rest.
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And give them the satisfaction of knowing the truth?!
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They always ask me when I withdraw over 10K. I tell them it's going to be donated to my church. LOL.
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What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
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I would tell the bank manager "Well...half of it is to pay your Mom for doing a rusty trombone on me"
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BOA did this to me 10 years ago, had to make 3 trips @ $5000 per trip, they would demand to know evertime, I told them I was buying dildos.
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i’ll be using the left over bills to snort coke off some hookers ass! give me my money.
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
I would tell them I'm going to use it for medical bills.

When they ask, "for what?"

I'd say for your hospital stay if you don't give me my fucking money!
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Consider withdrawing LESS, like below $10K.
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how 'about not keeping it in the bank at all?

lol
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Bingo.
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
I tried to tell ya'll this just the other day:

Thread: Wow bitcoin fell in a vertical line about an hour ago (Page 11)


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You are seriously a retarded person that has never studied economics.

Go read a fucking book before you try to argue anything.

You get your information from bitchute, it's sad.

You're the type of person crypto scamfluencers prey on — uneducated white tr@a$h that doesn't understand basic economics.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81761150


Says the motherfucker who is supporting FIAT BULLSHIT PONZI SCHEME CURRENCIES.

Economists have been wanting to "separate money and state" for literally DECADES. Now that something comes along that actually does it, you curl up like a bitch and beg to suck your masters' dicks just a little more in exchange for a little gruel. Some people like being free and independent without big daddy to tell them what they can and cannot buy, how much money they're allowed to have etc.

You're the only one here who has no argument and no information. You're the type of person statist assholes love to buttfuck until you're bloody. Apparently you like that kinda thing, so here fuckoff2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78290223


Who is telling you "how much money you're allowed to have"?

WTF are you even on about. My bank doesn't cap how much I can deposit. Where are you getting this shit from?
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You've never heard of Bank withdrawal limits? Really? You're that fucking uneducated? Its illegal to take out more than $10,000 a day from a bank. Doing a 10k withdrawal will trigger reporting to the federal govt. That's who, dumbass.

Who said anything about "Deposit limits"? When your money is in the bank ITS NOT YOUR MONEY ANYMORE. ITS THE BANK'S MONEY. How fucking dumb do you have to be to not know that????
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Only a stupid bastard like you would keep your money in their system.
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I would tell them I'm going to use it for medical bills.

When they ask, "for what?"

I'd say for your hospital stay if you don't give me my fucking money!
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drevil epiclol
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just wait until all money is digital
on a government blockchain...
this will be common place
for even small amounts.
 Quoting: A_T_L

Hmm, so seriously,
please enlighten me
(and I'm NOT sarcastic)

How come Blockchain
can't be used by "good guys"
/ for Freedom...?

IF not, is there an option,
or some way to fix it?

How the hell can we be free?

Thank you kindly ya'll,
for taking my questions serious.

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conversationaly you tell them you are having a great day and are going to go look to buy a boat or car.

~fin

10K is all most banks will give if you want more call before you go.

RETRARD


I took 10k out last weekend.
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What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
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We hate you much more asshole.
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In the US any cash withdrawal of $10K or more and the bank is automatically required to file a SAR (suspicious activity report) with the FED and this has been the case for several years.
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In the US any cash withdrawal of $10K or more and the bank is automatically required to file a SAR (suspicious activity report) with the FED and this has been the case for several years.
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In the US any cash withdrawal of $10K or more and the bank is automatically required to file a SAR (suspicious activity report) with the FED and this has been the case for several years.
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What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
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We hate you much more asshole.
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Because that's what stupid does! epiclol
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Not new, just say going to Vegas and meeting up with Charlie Sheen for hookers & blow.
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
What you fools that pay for everything with your stupid cards are too dumb to understand is YOU are paving the way for cashless total slavery! I can't believe how many people pay for everything from a soda to some 50.00 groceries with cards! Do you even know what CASH IS? MORONS keep money in the bank and wat every shark on earth to know how much they have and what they spend it on and where you have been and don't care that they can get shutoff with the push of a button! God how I hate humanity. I have had my debit card hacked several time but never have I been robbed for my cash. Only an absolute knuckledragging a-hole uses cards for everything....
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We hate you much more asshole.
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Because that's what stupid does! epiclol
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^^^^^fucktard alert^^^^^

lmao
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Correct answer: ANY LEGAL PURPOSE
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tell your bank that Hunter Biden is charging more for the kiddos . Inflation, you know.
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I'll even add that we dont know what this guys deposit history looks like. If he got all his friends together to stick money in their accounts, to have the money in the bank to prove his point, they would know that. They'd be like you got 5 different deposits from different people 2 haven't cleared so no...and you're still asking for too much.
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Boy it's sure a good thing he's rich all that money he can't have.
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FTW
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
The bank clerks over here wouldn't dare ask such probing questions, especially in Halifax where if a customer doesn't use the correct pronouns they get their account cancelled. Yeah, try me. I'll be taking that money of mine right now please unless you want me in your life for extended periods of time when you are not in work.
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BOA did this to me 10 years ago, had to make 3 trips @ $5000 per trip, they would demand to know evertime, I told them I was buying dildos.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80475062


i keep under $5k in all my accounts now.
Extra cash goes into physical metals.

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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
This a NZ bank??

The Commonwealth Bank is were it happened?

The guy has a fucked up accent!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82698275


Australian, and he has a wog accent
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23045357


Yup, total wog. A sand wog by the look of him.
However, that's not a crime is Ausiland.
It's practically a requirement.
noice
 Quoting: BrainGuy


Of course he is a wog, bogan inbreds like you havent seen 15k in your pathetic life.

Last Edited by Assyrian King on 07/03/2022 08:23 PM
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Consider withdrawing LESS, like below $10K.
 Quoting: Butch DeFeo

In the U S be careful not to qualify for "structuring", its a crime all by itself.


It is a federal felony crime. A person convicted of cash structuring would face substantial fines and up to five years in prison. Cash structuring can lead to additional felony charges. The government may also tack on tax evasion charges in addition to cash structuring.





structuring: When a person “Structures” money, they are seeking to avoid regulatory compliance CTR report banking requirements by artificially reducing cash deposit limits to below $10,000. With increase global regulation, structuring money has become a growing epidemic.

Typically (but not always), structuring is related to money laundering. The U.S. has various AML (Anti-Money Laundering) initiatives in place — but structuring is more than just money laundering.

When a person structures money, they are usually structuring deposits to the bank, in order to avoid certain reporting requirements. The most common reporting form, is a CTR (Currency Transaction Report). Structuring Money (Cash Deposits) to avoid the issuance of a Currency Transaction Report (CTR) is considered illegal. Artificially structuring (reducing) the amount of cash deposit(s), withdrawals or other cash transactions to avoid cash deposit limits (and the issuance of a CTR) is the definition of structuring.
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In the US any cash withdrawal of $10K or more and the bank is automatically required to file a SAR (suspicious activity report) with the FED and this has been the case for several years.
 Quoting: Westwood1


If you're paying attention, you'll notice the odd questions they ask as they are clicking away filling out the forms. What is your occupation? is a common one. From my personal experience, they wont even acknowledge that they are doing it, and wont tell you which form they are using or give you a copy of what they sent to the IRS.
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Re: Man goes into his BANK, wants to withdraw his OWN money,bank wants to know PRECISELY how he will be spending it
A teller asked me once chuckle

Was 100% honest with her "firearms and other 2A accessories."

But you don't have to volunteer that info. I'm just one of those who gives zero fucks. But I also only keep what's necessary in the bank as well.

Never more than $5k in the acct at any time. Keeping your money in the bank is as stupid as keeping your children in the indoctrination centers.
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