Chinese sabotaging consumer fireworks.

Let me start by saying although I don't like Chinese govt or the fact that they eat dogs for the most part I have a lot of respect for the Chinese people. Also fond of Chinese women but that's a different story.

My point here is simply this. For the last 20 or so years I set off somewhere around 35 to 40, 500 gram repeaters on the fourth.

My experience EVERY year has been good, no duds and nothing dangerous when handled properly.

Tonight was very different, of the 37 I shot off, 10, yes, 10 shot projectiles SIDEWAYS instead of up, yes they were on flat ground, after they finished I inspected the remains and the tubes were angled to shoot sideways, not up at a slight angle, literally these shot 180 degrees (sideways).

I probably should have stopped after the first two went sideways but it was getting kind of exciting, the spectators were having fun dodging them and only a few people suffered minor injuries/burns.

No one will believe this but one of them shot nails and ball bearings out as well.

So, in summary, pretty sure Chinese realize that the only resistance they would face if they invaded America would be us good ole boys and as such they are trying to end us with their fireworks.

Just sayin.

Last Edited by OU8122 on 07/03/2022 11:55 PM