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My wife said the stupidest thing ever said in history | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? all your own fault first you claim it was made of wood. you confused her. second, you married her and then complain about her? youre the one at fault. if she doesnt have kids i might take her. she is interested in nice things and asks questions. its not her fault her husband is a douche On paper, sounds like an intellectual match...but she abhors chodes so I would likely have to.continue servicing her should have talked to each other before you got married. she could have found much better  Thanks for the advice. You sound like you have little experience with women when using the term "talk to" lol. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| T-Man
Entitled title  User ID: 76630935  Netherlands07/04/2022 10:30 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: T-Man all your own fault first you claim it was made of wood. you confused her. second, you married her and then complain about her? youre the one at fault. if she doesnt have kids i might take her. she is interested in nice things and asks questions. its not her fault her husband is a douche On paper, sounds like an intellectual match...but she abhors chodes so I would likely have to.continue servicing her should have talked to each other before you got married. she could have found much better Thanks for the advice. You sound like you have little experience with women when using the term "talk to" lol. i like the twisted psychology of humans so i indeed sometimes talk to them to find out why people say 1 thing but do the opposite :P |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82955631  Canada07/04/2022 10:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was actually being more precise than you. You should have said the aircraft body was made from wood. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73557419 When a man says he has morning wood, he means his penis is erect...not that it is made of wood in the morning. Thats what has been comfusimg you How come you have splinters in your mouth? How come your female bits lie dormant and you are childless? Huh, karen? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75128330  United States07/04/2022 10:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? dumb thread of the day... wasting server space and you are insulting your wife? YOUR POINTLESS THREADS WASTE SERVER SPACE nope mind educate.. just because you don't appreciate that.. doesn't mean jack shit to me.. OK What's your presence in this thread doing for anyone but you? |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For other women here... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 The fuslageand wings were built out of wood, but of course the engine used aluminun or other metal alloys. Also, engine gauges, radar, tires and other accessories were also not made of wood No shit. Just because your wife didn’t know this doesn’t mean all women aren’t aware of this. From the female triggered responses and flood of one stars, I wouldnt be too sure about that. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 On paper, sounds like an intellectual match...but she abhors chodes so I would likely have to.continue servicing her should have talked to each other before you got married. she could have found much better Thanks for the advice. You sound like you have little experience with women when using the term "talk to" lol. i like the twisted psychology of humans so i indeed sometimes talk to them to find out why people say 1 thing but do the opposite :P From what I understand, women now run the nordic kuntries. Hows dat werkin oit for yas? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82341166 United States07/04/2022 10:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was actually being more precise than you. You should have said the aircraft body was made from wood. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73557419 WOW!!! ANOTHER woman covering for another woman who CANNOT admit being wrong... Thats a great takeaway...my wofe reacted the same way as the slits on here...well, you said it was made of wood... Lol. You really cant expect much from females. Man: "I just bought a house made from ground-up recycled bricks". Woman: "How can you see through the brick windows?" GLP dumb cu...: "WELL, YOU SAID..." |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74948771 United States07/04/2022 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| last one
I just don't give a fuck User ID: 60052792 United States07/04/2022 10:49 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? dumb thread of the day... wasting server space and you are insulting your wife? She said it...not me. Who are you to comment on wasting server space... you haven't seen the point of your thread I guess. your wife did not say the stupidest thing in history.. you did. and why is this a GLP topic?  If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.---Grandpa Rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation---me I dreamed I was drinkin', woke up and I was "we put our faith in maniacs"- Lemmy Kilmister |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 10:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You should have your wife do the clock test. She has to draw an analog clock, indicating 3:48 am. Next, ask, if she drives 60 miles at 60 miles an hour, how long will it take? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74948771 She would get those correct instantly. No problem. She knows all the shit they teach in school. She just cant apply what she "knows" to real world applications and doesnt understand mechanical s hit or how things work. Thats what makes this gender so destructive, intentionally or otherwise. They dont knownwhat they dont know |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 82748843 United States07/04/2022 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? dumb thread of the day... wasting server space and you are insulting your wife? In your own telling her it was built of wood.. she assumed you meant the whole plane. Now who is the dumbo here? She is the smart one.  |
| RealViceLord
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| Sjahki
User ID: 74563253 Netherlands07/04/2022 10:55 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Failure to assume something that can only be known through knowledge is not stupidity in the first place, it is a form of ignorance. Also what does it matter if she is stupid? There has never in the history of the world been a human Being that was not retarded. Including you, me and your wife, OP. I AM THE LIGHT OF THIS UNIVERSE AND YOU ARE STANDING IN MY SHINE. REFLECT IMMEDIATELY OR SUFFER YOUR OWN DARKNESS. [link to twitter.com (secure)] [link to soundcloud.com (secure)] |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| T-Man
Entitled title User ID: 47885652 Netherlands07/04/2022 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: T-Man should have talked to each other before you got married. she could have found much better Thanks for the advice. You sound like you have little experience with women when using the term "talk to" lol. i like the twisted psychology of humans so i indeed sometimes talk to them to find out why people say 1 thing but do the opposite :P From what I understand, women now run the nordic kuntries. Hows dat werkin oit for yas? im east german so i guess its working out fine for the west? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 69098092 Canada07/04/2022 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Thanks for the advice. You sound like you have little experience with women when using the term "talk to" lol. i like the twisted psychology of humans so i indeed sometimes talk to them to find out why people say 1 thing but do the opposite :P From what I understand, women now run the nordic kuntries. Hows dat werkin oit for yas? im east german so i guess its working out fine for the west? East german...I thought you mopes unified? The west is in he process of destroying itself by catering to these dumb cretins. |
| T-Man
Entitled title User ID: 47885652 Netherlands07/04/2022 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: T-Man i like the twisted psychology of humans so i indeed sometimes talk to them to find out why people say 1 thing but do the opposite :P From what I understand, women now run the nordic kuntries. Hows dat werkin oit for yas? im east german so i guess its working out fine for the west? East german...I thought you mopes unified? The west is in he process of destroying itself by catering to these dumb cretins. im German, but we dont claim those left losers from the west :P |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 11:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? Most important thread of the year if it saves even one man from a life of stupidity, my sacrifice will not have been in vain. Ladies, I dont mean the tubes in the body blood flows through |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 11:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 From what I understand, women now run the nordic kuntries. Hows dat werkin oit for yas? im east german so i guess its working out fine for the west? East german...I thought you mopes unified? The west is in he process of destroying itself by catering to these dumb cretins. im German, but we dont claim those left losers from the west :P Two shay... Ladies, I know how to spell touche...a small joke, or quip if you will. East.germans gotta.get busy and help your west german bros before its too late. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 11:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? dumb thread of the day... wasting server space and you are insulting your wife? In your own telling her it was built of wood.. she assumed you meant the whole plane. Now who is the dumbo here? She is the smart one. looks lime one dumb slit has thrown in the towel. Sorry to smell her go. |
| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 83794659 07/04/2022 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your wife did not say something stupid at all. YOU withheld critical information, provided faulty information even. Quoting: Sjahki Failure to assume something that can only be known through knowledge is not stupidity in the first place, it is a form of ignorance. Also what does it matter if she is stupid? There has never in the history of the world been a human Being that was not retarded. Including you, me and your wife, OP. I would agree about the "you" part since you know you best...and reject the other assessments for the opposite reason lol |
| FightForGod!
User ID: 80146778 United States07/04/2022 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? You CAN build an engine out of wood, BTW. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 83687803 United States07/04/2022 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? dumb thread of the day... wasting server space and you are insulting your wife? She said it...not me. Who are you to comment on wasting server space... you haven't seen the point of your thread I guess. your wife did not say the stupidest thing in history.. you did. and why is this a GLP topic? For the attention. |
| FightForGod!
User ID: 80146778 United States07/04/2022 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First, college educated and law school. Top female mind Im talking about. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83794659 Went to airshow and saw a world war two airplane. Told her it was built out of wood. She said how did they build an engine out of wood? dumb thread of the day... wasting server space and you are insulting your wife? In your own telling her it was built of wood.. she assumed you meant the whole plane. Now who is the dumbo here? She is the smart one. Are you here because you have been accused of saying many stupid things? YES. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 81950768  Germany07/04/2022 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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