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Ultimate Band Name

 
ImI Umlaut Rokker ImI
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If you want to come up with a catchy name for a rock band that's sure to garner respect, you can do no better than to follow the leaders. It's formulaic. Just make a little adjustment. Behold...

Everyone's heard of Def Leppard. New band name: Blynd Puma!

Everyone's heard of Guns N Roses. New band name: Swords N Tulips!

Everyone's heard of Lynnyrd Skynnyrd. New band name: Phyllyp Fattard!

Everyone's heard of Iron Maiden. New band name: Copper Prig!
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THE BABY KILLERS JONNY DERP NEW BAND
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Everyone's heard of Korn. New band name: Karrots!

Everyone's heard of Judas Priest. New band name: Cain Eclesiastic!

Everyone's heard of Aerosmith. New band name: Pyrosculptor!
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You try!
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Leaky Condom and the Bastards
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Everyone's heard of Black Sabbath. New band name: Yellow Thirdda!

Everyone's heard of Twisted Sister. New band name: Curled Brother!

Everyone's heard of Blink 182. New band name: Shart 640!
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Myrtle Spurge and the Burn
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Leaky Condom and the Bastards
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It has promise.
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Myrtle Spurge and the Burn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73845156


Has promise of clinic visits.
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07/06/2022 08:40 PM
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Zinc Triplane
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Zinc Triplane
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80987955


Based on Led Zepplin. Brilliant. And with enough junjun riffs, could actually "take off"!
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Pretty Nuts
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Pretty much the common theme for nearly all <25 year olds... "Guidestones Down" because they don't know shit
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Manstinker
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!

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Two Dogs F#cking
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Punkish Pilot and the Nail Bangers
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Zinc Triplane
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80987955


Based on Led Zepplin. Brilliant. And with enough junjun riffs, could actually "take off"!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83395863


Thank you. I thought of it decades ago when I was a child (I’m old lol) and was thinking of band names and I liked Led Zeppelin and the Jefferson Airplane and thought of this.

Funny story, around 1998 and 1999 when chat rooms were a thing on MSN there was a room called #fave_musician. When people would start discussing bands they liked I threw Zinc Triplane out there one night as my favorite band. People generally were like “wow, never heard of them” but after I would make up some song names they had done and act really surprised no one had heard of them a few people were like “oh yeah, I remember them! They were pretty good.” Lol. Some fun back when things were simpler.
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Joe and the old butt buddies
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Myrtle Spurge and the Burn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73845156


Has promise of clinic visits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83395863


Myrtle Spurge is a glowering succulent the propagates by seeds from the flowers.

It had invaded the south side of my yard a fews years ago.
I went out and began pulling it out one day...not wearing gloves.

I was not aware that the plant contained a caustic oil in it's juices...I didn't even know what the plant was called at the time.

I spent the whole day...about 10 hours...pulling this stuff out of the lawn.
The oil was not strong enough to do anything to my hands...but I did have to pee a couple times during the day.
That night I woke up to my dick burning like I had put Ben Gay on it.

It got worse and worse. I got no sleep and nothing I tried relieved it.

Ultimately 80% of the skin on my dick blistered and peeled off over the course of the next few days.

Myrtle Spurge and the Burn...a really hit Bluegrass band.
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OPZZ GHEA HOMO BUTTTHOLE INFECTED PHAGGGGGGGGS
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Myrtle Spurge and the Burn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73845156


Has promise of clinic visits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83395863


Myrtle Spurge is a flowering succulent the propagates by seeds from the flowers.

It had invaded the south side of my yard a fews years ago.
I went out and began pulling it out one day...not wearing gloves.

I was not aware that the plant contained a caustic oil in it's juices...I didn't even know what the plant was called at the time.

I spent the whole day...about 10 hours...pulling this stuff out of the lawn.
The oil was not strong enough to do anything to my hands...but I did have to pee a couple times during the day.
That night I woke up to my dick burning like I had put Ben Gay on it.

It got worse and worse. I got no sleep and nothing I tried relieved it.

Ultimately 80% of the skin on my dick blistered and peeled off over the course of the next few days.

Myrtle Spurge and the Burn...a really hot Bluegrass band.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73845156


Fixed typos
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22 Admirals
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"BAG UH BLOW"
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Tommy and the Knockers. OK here goes:

Yes -> No
Blue Oyster Cult -> Green Onion Sect
Phish -> Kaugh get it? Moo.
Tool -> Hardware
Cream -> Half and Half
Green Day -> Orange Night
Grateful Dead -> Unappreciative Life
AC / DC -> Sinusoid / Flat Line
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pearl jam --> emerald jelly

soundgarden --> tasty landfill

thin lizzy --> fat lezzy
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There is no band name greater than REDNECKATRON!
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Everyone's heard of Korn. New band name: Karrots!

Everyone's heard of Judas Priest. New band name: Cain Eclesiastic!

Everyone's heard of Aerosmith. New band name: Pyrosculptor!
 Quoting: ImI Umlaut Rokker ImI 83395863


Karrots rock!

How about Wooden Church Drivers, Reconstituting Squash?
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. — Plato

“AI is kind of a fancy thing, first of all it’s two letters. It means artificial intelligence.” Kamala Harris VPOTUS
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OPZ GHEAY ANUSES AND THE SYPHYLISSS SISTERZZ
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07/06/2022 09:27 PM
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I’ll give it a try.

Stone Temple Pilots = Stone Temple Pilots
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Anthrax is now Syphilis ! righton5
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Split Chickens





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