A Time Is Soon Coming Here When There Will Be Actual UFO Aliens Walking Around In The Streets.

Chomping flesh off of people, chasing the Juicy Fat Wimmin, crashing into your house in the middle of the night, wrecking cars, screaming their Alien sounds, eating your pets.

And you will just cope with them, and run away in your car. They will be in all populated areas and in all National Parks. They will say nasty things to you using telepathy. They will read your minds. Some of them will fly around. Jump from house roof to house roof. Some of them will look sort of human. They will frighten the Pomade off of the Dharrk-Eeze, who will be running around like Hussain Bolte. Fat Dharrk-Eee Wimmin will be screaming.

You will see glowing Alien eyes every night all over the place. If you try to shoot them they will snap your rifle in half. They will do something to make your head explode.