HGTV Represents an Mentally Ill Audience

G as in garden not D as in definition

Home
And
Garden
TV

UGH
HOUSE FLIPPERS

GET FLIPPED

Sell this Spouse?

I agree. I was just saying to someone that it's more human to sleep under the stars, it is way more relaxing as long as there are no predators

TV was fine in the Mayberry days.

Would any of those g0ood folk watch HGTV?

Maybe so, and that's sad.

It is normal for a predator to kill when their victim is shitting and feels 'safe'.

Remember that.

HGTV gives one a false sense of safety, as does your post my friend. But yes, I do agree with you, my trailer is up in the mtns in the woods, so I see the milky way every night, IF I want to go outside.

HGTV is the REASON why USA has 0 homey homes now. 0 comfort.

Removed the curtains. Installed swinging vertical blinds. You stole our privacy with this shit and our peace of mind. (That swinging shit each time you open a door, pass by, walk or turn on the a/c drives me BONKErS!!!

Removed the cozy carpet for uncomofortable HARD fake wood floors. Instead of dust staying trapped within the carpet, now it all flies around, horrible for allergies. You mop and 20 min later, the a/c has blown all kinds of dust particles all over. You used to vacuum once a week, the place looked spotless. Vacuuming is easy. Now you have SWEEP MOP SWEEP several times a day; 20 min later, the place looks like SHIT!!!

They've removed WALLS, now! Even in UK offices, open floor plans are BOILER ROOM NIGHTMARES!!! Same with your house: HOW do you know when to stop sweeping?? WHERE do you hang frames and posters? HOW do you get privacy and retreat from other bodies and all the noise?!? GIVE ME WALLS, WALLS AND MORE WALLS!!!

What are they removing next? How about front doors? For those minorities' convenience! Install GLASS Doors so they can see what you have inside to rob you better and quicker.

Oh and remove toilets, leave a hole in the ground, and remove bathroom walls: that way the destruction of American homes is complete!

Oh I know that already

That's why it's really hard to shit somewhere new

I just went tent camping alone with my son and had a wonderful time, you have to balance fear with precaution and you'll probably be ok.

PREACH THEIR MADNESS THIS STAGE IS YOURS

Why thank you!!!!
Thank you berry much!!!!
:girl:

Blame gay guys for this

I shit you not, if I drive down to the city, I can find a [culture] family, who will slaughter a animal in their yard and cook it and eat it. All violations of code that normal white folk just won't violate anymore. Then, I muse back as I am driving home, the movie "The Day After" where the high hat rancher tries to rustle a few poor white folk off his land, even after nuke war. He's dead in half a second, off that horse he goes as the cookout goes on.

Oh and don't get me started on USA having NO KITCHEN DOORS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAAAAAAAAAAAT????

In Europe, our kitchens are ENCLOSED ROOMS!!! You cook? You close the door, and if you don't, relative rushes to yell at you and CLOSE THE F...DAMM DOOR FOR YA! !! And the drama that ensues, having to AIR OUT THE BEDROOM. Yeah: windows open and all.

And in USA?? In USA, why no one GAF about fish or curry stench in the bedroom??

I mean you cook anything that stinks, from exotic foods (BLECH!) to Brussels Sprouts...KEEP THE STENCH IN THE KITCHEN!!!! I don't want it in y bedroom. And I don't want to hear the fridge noise when I'm trying to watch TV!!!! UGH!!!

I have once again spoken!

YIKES!! Are you serious?? Bl or Aztec family? What animals do they cook? Never seen this. UGH!

I live where there are let us say 'competing taco turfs'
But the [culture] I speak of is asian, they are the ones who have the brass to kill a pig on the front lawn.

You will never ever see a deputy in my county mess with [culture] because I know for a fact they executed one of their own deputies when he got too inquisitive about asian drug flows. He has a bridge with a bas relief of his face "Killed in a gunfight with asian gangs" uh huh more like dropped in that context.

Hmmmmm you kminda slipped a bit there

"You want house to be like cafeteria tray?" [faking bad engrish to appear more kewl] ...I am far more into the larger open spaces thing I like floor space and ascetic tastes. My home is a travel trailer but it's 25 feet long. Hey it's kinda like the home Elvis was raised in, except it has wheels on it. Or, it's like a submarine or a spaceship.

Well anyway if I try to fix up the outside people appreciate that. My home is wood and metal from the good old days. I have rebuilt everything it was a husk inside, but fresh with no mold, back in 2011 when I bought it. I fixed the roof and it's nice inside and out. It's nice to own your own shitter and to be able to move it to wherever work is at. These days I am the only one who gets out and weed whacks my spot, the rest just wait for the lazy ass covid-jabbed manager to weed wack but he's all fucked up. When a man weed wacks his spot, he shews pride of rentership.

It is a lot easier to show a bunch of broke millenials and zoomers a mini house of about 200 square feet and convince them how cool and trendy it is and how it is their own preference rather than to tell them that the world government has been working on forcing everyone into a 200 sq foot house for the last 40 years as the economy collapses.

This is no secret. The soviet apartment buildings of the 1960's and 1970's will seem like spacious palaces compared to what the western elites have planned. Those are more like 300-600 feet depending on family size

id rather watch magnolia tv, at least they dont seem like masonic/hwood weirdos

That is no lie. I have seen it myself in upper middle class neighborhood. Af Goats.

Agreed that it is their audience they are sickening and they are already a lost cause.

For my part me and my lady lived a charmed loving life since 2006 when I met her, and she had to trade her home equity to escape her abusive marriage. It still took me two years of literal fighting and moving out of state but I got her better doctors and got her to safety. We got our trailer in 2011 and I made it a place for us to live in the woods at a RV park in a nice spot above the snowline. We had years of bliss until she died in 2021. So I live alone now but I've made it a pretty special little vessel. I feel as if time, is the space were travelling through, and our 'home' is simple a dwelling place.

When we die we re live our lives day by day, etc. And, we reflect on how we lived. I know that she is pleased to see me happliy sitting here unchanging, in our same home, on GLP just as I was when she was alive. "Oh? Are you stirring up the crazies again?" she would say to me.

Hmmm

Kind of sweet kind of creepy

Who bought the trailer?

Well I don't like your attitude but I figure that's how women respond, I know 100% you are a woman because no man uses the word 'creepy'. Hell no human with an IQ above 100 uses that word.

But, if you must know, my lady was a woman of astounding beauty. But she had bpd and did and you wouldn't even be able to walk one week in her shoes in terms of her life and her pain. So, for me, 2006 began a wonderful life of caring, and caretaking. I was her ward, she bought this home for us, she worshiped me, and I tried to be worthy of that. I had to buy a home we could afford because she couldn't stand to be alone so I had to be with her 95% of the time. That's what being a husband sometimes, requires. Also, if you try to bust out a bpd woman, you will be lucky to survive. But lets face it, women do not help each other, the way a man will help a woman.

Mhmmmmm. Thought so.

And finally.. don't get me started on KITCHEN CABINETS WITHout DOORS!!! Dafuk is up wit dat???

1 Earthquake and you have a million shattered pieces to pick up!

But in 2006, the illness of Obama and the type of people he brought, had not yet really come forth.
I can recall as we were courting, NPR radio talking about Joe and Barry.
But, as she and I were having to flee to a better city style location to get better health care for her (she had been historically neglected as a wife and made to work her self into disability) I knew we would need to be mobiel at some point.
Basically we lived the apartment eadst coast life, paying obscene rent and power bills
but I DID get her the best doctors she had ever had
The picture show her smiles.
That was around 2008 and we were really able to ignore the Obama era entirely.
HGTV loved that era.
So around 2011 she got her disability and I asked her what she wanted to do and she wanted a travel to see her adult kids.
So I sagely got this thing for 1200 USD and our awesome suburban tow vehicle for 1500 we were both ecstatic.
I lived a lifetime of love in this home. I work in IT so it'd be easy to shed it and move on but that was not my lady and me. I will be publishing her poems and you will know her face well in the future.
But for my part I really don't anything more than what she left me "You get all my junk" as she pout it in her final note. Truthfully she had fifteen years of sobriety with me, and so this life she chose gave her great clarity of vision. I know for certain she healed and became well under my care, it was the doctors who have failed us all. I find myself wanting nothing more than hwat I had and have. A simple life of healing and poetry away from the world.

I have a kitchen door. I have cabinets with doors.

Am i just imagining i am in the U.S.?

Interestingly enough one typically cannot really have a garden as a renter.
I worked and paid but we got poorer.
We agreed: To have a garden we would have to 'run to the hills'
Like a lot of the lames are doing now, late as cows at an abbatoir really. All their RV are plastic 50k palaces but still just a trailer enh?
So we ran to the hills to a park where the locals were rough enough that even an over policed locale like an rv park wont fight you on a garden.
I have had our garden on this spot for years now, and even now it thrives in a three by twelve foot spot along my fence.
A fence which is illegal but which I salvaged and fought the owners to have. The fence kept her safe but didn't allow them to eyefuck our spot.
Nice and private.
So, now I have her fence and her garden and she herself is in heaven as the world goes Blade Runner she didn't make it to see this world, which, she predicted to me although I never really saw her as mortal. Which is why I so enjoy being able to mourn her in her own home. Which I found and built for her. Wow we loved here. I made it the home of a princess which she was, and she could go outside and have privacxy and sit in her garden. It's great to know that someone in heaven loves you as much as she loved life itself. Home is what the heart is.
"Money means nothing." - She