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Gwyneth Paltrow Debuts $98 Vibrator---While millions of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, gas, and everything in between

 
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Gwyneth Paltrow Debuts $98 Vibrator---While millions of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, gas, and everything in between
While millions of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, gas, and everything in between, actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand Goop has released a list of tips and tricks for how to select and use vibrators. The company has even debuted the Paltrow’s own $98 vibrator design — “chic enough to leave on your hotel nightstand.”

Paltrow partnered with sexologist Alexandra Fine to devise the “complete guide” to sex toys. The guide, entitled, “How to Use a Vibrator,” that includes a lengthy list of different types of vibrators and how to use them.

“If you’re curious about vibrators but don’t know where to start, we’ve got you,” the guide reads. “We’ve organized this guide based on what kind of stimulation you’re looking for — external, internal, both? — and, within that, some of the most common sex toy types you’ll come across.”

The guide instructions on vibrators known as the “Bullet,” “palm-size vulva,” “air-pulsing,” “Wand,” “G-spot,” “Rabbit,” “air-pulsing dual-stimulation,” and “penis rings.”

“The idea is that most bullet vibrators, for example, are going to share a basic shape and technique,” the guide adds. “But there are some ingenious variations within each category, too.”

The guide has been released coinciding with the launch of Paltrow’s new $98 “Viva La Vulva” vibrator, which Goop advertises as “compact and chic enough to leave on your hotel nightstand.”


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Next: The “Smells Like My Vibrator” candle.
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Next: The “Smells Like My Vibrator” candle.
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lmao
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So because people are struggling she can't sell rubber fists?

I don't see the issue here
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Gwyneth, your Spring and summer is over and you are way into Fall.

Act your age, Granny.
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Gwyneth, your Spring and summer is over and you are way into Fall.

Act your age, Granny.
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She is
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It's called.. The Harvey
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No wonder Brad dumped her!
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Does is have the Ben-dy AssFlick option?
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Surely lefty babes on sex strike know that the prices for various vegetables hasn't inflated that high yet.
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Picture this woman walking down the street followed by a herd of cats.

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I love her "smells like period farts" candle collection
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I love her "smells like period farts" candle collection
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While millions of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, gas, and everything in between, actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand Goop has released a list of tips and tricks for how to select and use vibrators. The company has even debuted the Paltrow’s own $98 vibrator design — “chic enough to leave on your hotel nightstand.”

Paltrow partnered with sexologist Alexandra Fine to devise the “complete guide” to sex toys. The guide, entitled, “How to Use a Vibrator,” that includes a lengthy list of different types of vibrators and how to use them.

“If you’re curious about vibrators but don’t know where to start, we’ve got you,” the guide reads. “We’ve organized this guide based on what kind of stimulation you’re looking for — external, internal, both? — and, within that, some of the most common sex toy types you’ll come across.”

The guide instructions on vibrators known as the “Bullet,” “palm-size vulva,” “air-pulsing,” “Wand,” “G-spot,” “Rabbit,” “air-pulsing dual-stimulation,” and “penis rings.”

“The idea is that most bullet vibrators, for example, are going to share a basic shape and technique,” the guide adds. “But there are some ingenious variations within each category, too.”

The guide has been released coinciding with the launch of Paltrow’s new $98 “Viva La Vulva” vibrator, which Goop advertises as “compact and chic enough to leave on your hotel nightstand.”


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Real surname: Paltrovich....do the bagel math!
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While millions of Americans are struggling to afford groceries, gas, and everything in between, actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand Goop has released a list of tips and tricks for how to select and use vibrators. The company has even debuted the Paltrow’s own $98 vibrator design — “chic enough to leave on your hotel nightstand.”

Paltrow partnered with sexologist Alexandra Fine to devise the “complete guide” to sex toys. The guide, entitled, “How to Use a Vibrator,” that includes a lengthy list of different types of vibrators and how to use them.

“If you’re curious about vibrators but don’t know where to start, we’ve got you,” the guide reads. “We’ve organized this guide based on what kind of stimulation you’re looking for — external, internal, both? — and, within that, some of the most common sex toy types you’ll come across.”

The guide instructions on vibrators known as the “Bullet,” “palm-size vulva,” “air-pulsing,” “Wand,” “G-spot,” “Rabbit,” “air-pulsing dual-stimulation,” and “penis rings.”

“The idea is that most bullet vibrators, for example, are going to share a basic shape and technique,” the guide adds. “But there are some ingenious variations within each category, too.”

The guide has been released coinciding with the launch of Paltrow’s new $98 “Viva La Vulva” vibrator, which Goop advertises as “compact and chic enough to leave on your hotel nightstand.”


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Real surname: Paltrovich....do the bagel math!
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I love her "smells like period farts" candle collection
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Lol
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Does this lady even have a boyfriend? Why is she obsessed with vagina candles and vibrators? She's so INTO herself.
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How about instead of on your "hotel nightstand", you "leave" it somewhere where it's been washed with hot soap and water and can drain.

Intimate items like that are not to be left out for everyone to see. Would you leave your used panties on your hotel nightstand? Geez. But she likes vagina scented candles, so I guess it makes sense.
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Picture this woman walking down the street followed by a herd of cats.

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cruise
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will I was not impressed with this waste of thread.
Yea though I walk thru the valley of gross inability to recognize the absurd ..lies...propaganda and dark shits... I will fear it all NOT.. for THOU ART WITH ME. AND JESUS SAID ON THE CROSS.. FORGIVE THEM FATHER.. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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will I was not impressed with this waste of thread.
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Picture this woman walking down the street followed by a herd of cats.

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Leftist women are absolutely obsessed with their genitals. They even make "I love Vaginas!" signs.

I mean, imagine if men did this regarding their dicks, LOL


https://imgur.com/a/CnAhtWA

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Gwyneth, your Spring and summer is over and you are way into Fall.

Act your age, Granny.
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She is
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she'll kiss all your children ...and have the boys wear the makeup likey1punk


ain't she alot like celine dion mustard

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Picture this woman walking down the street followed by a herd of cats.

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cruise
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Leftist women are absolutely obsessed with their genitals. They even make "I love Vaginas!" signs.

I mean, imagine if men did this regarding their dicks, LOL


https://imgur.com/a/CnAhtWA

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And how is this not indecent exposure? Because they're women?

If a group of men were walking around with giant penis outfits and signs that said "I Love Penises"...I mean, would society even allow that?
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Well the price may be worth it if it's self cleaning because it's unsanitary to put it in the same glass that cleans your dentures overnight.
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Well the price may be worth it if it's self cleaning because it's unsanitary to put it in the same glass that cleans your dentures overnight.
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lmao





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