here this 1 deserves a repost-

newsflashnewsflash FUTURE FAKE NEWS


man in TX went to the hospital after garbage bag melted to his skin. was trying to avoid the pox.

so they don't sound racist, MP will b named GATOR pox and blamed on FL to make sure their governor doesn't beat JB next election.

due to the badd parents being upset and posting online, the President ordered all schools to have DC styled fencing. the parents demand their children b allowed to come home. students are all under 3 week quarantines for the pox.as cases continue to surge, the isolation has stretched into summer vacations across the country.

remember the screw up of the Obama Healthcare bill with the system crashed? this tops it. the way the bill was written- all hospitals with a case of MP had to self quarantine. this ment the whole staff and building. this led to ambulances having no where to take any patients. the med workers who had the day off when the bill was passed are wondering if they will b paid since they can not go to work. what a mess.

due to MEXICAN workers getting infected, CA has stopped ALL food shipments out of the state. what's for dinner? nobody knows.

the CDC is still undecided bout who their mascot will b. gators don't wear masks well with their long snouts.