The Witches thread

Indeed. :-)

I'm going to have some good old corn this next season I'll tell you.

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Where are all your flaky little Witch groupies, Silas?

Filling jars with crap and knitting hooded cloaks?


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I'm not a witch.

I'm a wytch.

Totally different.

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Considering you’re a “christian wytch for jesus”, you may find this interesting reading.

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https://imgur.com/a/bPm0p3F

https://imgur.com/a/hdyZMvJ

Last Edited by Zovalex on 07/22/2022 12:18 AM

Job 24

16In the darkness they pillaged through houses, which they had marked for themselves in the daytime: for they knew not the light.

17The Dawn was to them even as the shadow of death: and if ever it knew them, they were in the terrors of the shadow of death.

18They were hasty as waters; their portion was cursed in the earth: they behold not the path of the vineyard.

19Drought and heat consumed the snowy waters: so didst the grave those which sinned.

20The womb shall forget them; the worm shall feed sweetly on them; they shall be no more remembered; their wickedness shall be hewn down as a tree.

21They evil entreateed the barren that bore not: and did not good to the widow.

22They drew also the mighty with power: they rose up, and no man was any more sure of life.

23Though it was given to them to be in safety, whereon they rested; yet God's eyes were upon all their ways.

24They were exalted for a little while, but were taken and brought low; they were taken out of the way as all others, and cut off as the tops of the ears of corn.

Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/22/2022 12:45 AM

He was a wizard, you hmong.

ta Raison, mon Fille....mais tas pas mentionner les WARLOCKS hehehe

Jesus is God come to us as one us

because He said He would

He can and He did.

Done.

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Hosea 10

4They uttered their empty words;
Made covenant by their empty oaths;
so their judgment springs like baneful herbs
growing in furrows of the field's verge.

https://imgur.com/a/81tQUe4

Not Christian.

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Was it dark sided?

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Silas!

So what’s the status on your “death hex garden corn and dirt funeral ritual” whatever-the-fuck you call it?

Is it done?

When are you burying that thing in your garden? Let’s get in with it… I’ve got shit to do!

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Oh, no, I'm not planting it yet. It's not ready.

I'm still making the olla for it and have to pee on it.

Then I'll let it rot down and dry out for a bit before I plant it.

These things take time.

Patience.

Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/23/2022 02:06 PM

Dont forget AC Witches can post in here. Never mind those snobs in their own.

Psalm 7

14Behold, they travail in iniquity, and have conceived mischief, and brought forth falsehood.

1They made a hole, and a dug out, but they are fallen into the hole which they digged.

16Their mischief shall return upon their own pates, and their violent workings shall crush in their own heads.

https://imgur.com/a/Qcru6hT

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I see you have some long nails there.

Are you going to perform the “drive-a-long-spiked-nail-into-a-wax-figurine-voodoo-doll” ceremony?

Does my voodoo doll have to be PURPLE? I don’t want purple. What other color selections do you have?

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https://imgur.com/a/oWmAL0g

That was your doll.

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Well, no wonder it didn’t work.

Purple isn’t my color.

…and it’s cheap wax.

You need a quality hardwood. I like maple and elm.

You should take the time to carve a Zovalex figurine of hardwood.

I mean, “C’mon, man!”

If you’re gonna put a Wytch’s curse on me, at least do it RIGHT.

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Monogamy is as good as hardwood also.

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By the way, where are all your little Witchy fan boys?

Are they still out shopping for fashionable hats, and putting crap in jars?

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