The Witches thread

Green Witch is now "moving forward" with her tincture & medicinally infused oils workshops for the benefit of mankind.

She's been a witch for like 3 years and yet, magically, she all the sudden is now a medicinal tincture goddess on the level of the great eclectic physicians of the 19th century American frontier such as Dr Fyfe and Dr Scudder.

She used to have horrible nightmares and put dried crap in jars attempting to banish the phantoms. I'd have horrible nightmares too if I gave up rural Virginia to be a vegan lesbian hipster witch in Seattle who fights with my friend girl and then tries not to cry when I'm filming YT videos.

This is definitely one example of a person who read too many Twilight novels in her teens.



Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/19/2022 10:09 PM

How can any woman possibly reject your charms, Silas?

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You know why he is posting her videos?

He is doing it so the people who aren't aware will begin to conflate her with me lol

Sneaky Silas. So sneaky lol

Whatever you do Silas, don't watch witch of wanderlust. You'll blow a gasket lol

She likes to pole dance ;)

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Welp….

All this talk of blood and meat has me craving beef.

I’m off to feed the beast within.

…you know… the Dark one that possesses me.

He likes a rare-to-medium rare ribeye.

I find if I keep his taste for blood satisfied, the moments of full demonic possession go a little easier with less body slamming involved.

Later !

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Yeah, I watch her sometimes when I'm meditating on Song of Solomon.

I watch her as well. But I'm not meditating while I do it :D

We'll, I'm trained in these matters.

So, it's not surprising.

I'm cooking garlic lasagna. It feeds teh beast and keeps the vampires away.

Not sure how it will work with fighting a hangover but what are ya gonna do.

Last Edited by Green Witch on 07/19/2022 10:24 PM

Keep up the good work supervising. I know it's tough but it has to be done. I'll be doing the same :D

She's really trying way too hard on the whole sex/red witch thing.

I mean she's trying, but she's really not my type at all. Honestly, she's just not my type. She's not nearly as good of a dancer as that other chick what's her name either. I've seen Witch of Wanderlust a couple of times, but it's really more of as a light/shadow comparison between what she's projecting and the Salemite of the Bible.

The Salemite actually was a witch. These YouTubers are what I call dabblers. It's just shells and spells with these flakes. The vibe is just all wrong. It's like listening to music out of tune.

That's why it doesn't actually do anything for me.



Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/19/2022 10:46 PM

Diana Bastet is a lot better muse and artist in my opinion.

She actually can provide a meditation springboard for visualizing the Salemite.

That's actually more of what the Biblical Salemite looked like as well.

So, it's a lot better Bible study.

It's like Bible study in 4D.

Pole dancing is boring. Visualized interpretive dance can provide a context for dreaming and imagining.



Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/19/2022 10:55 PM

She's another young one.

I hate to be the one to say who is a witch and who is not because the term is self-defined. You can call yourself the High Wizard of Eldenwood and it's true for you as you define it.

We have no orthodoxy which defines us. You can pick up rocks and paint them and call yourself a 'witch'.

Back in the day, and I'm sure you know this, there was a huge controversy when the feminist wicca witch became a thing in the late 70s and early 80s. All of the 'traditionalist' craft users were like, no that is not witchcraft. And the wiccans are all fakes and 'not real witches'

I never took that viewpoint because like I said, the term is self-defined. Who am I to say what a 'real' witch is?

But I will say this. Almost all of the YouTube witches are young and many of them simply picked it up because it was cool and trendy. Not that that is necessarily a bad thing. We all start the path somewhere. I call these the silver ravenwolf bunch.

But the old school practitioners, the ones who were born into families with a witchcraft tradition or those who were brought into it at an early age, by and large they aren't posting on YouTube and ticktock.

I am very familiar with Diana B.

The YouTube baby witch community serves a purpose of keeping witchcraft retarded and shallow as a cornhusk.

I'd rather the lesbians be that than be a murdering poisoner and demonic sorcerer like Mohamed the founder of Islam who was a real witch in the Biblical sense.

Notice how most if not all of the yt witches never touch upon the darker stuff? It's all love and light.

Yeah, that's why I would actually prefer this guy.

He's just straight up with it.

He's a Sith and doesn't even try to hide.

He's a sociopathic sadist who has an affinity especially for coffin spells and war jars where he likes to imagine himself inflicting years of slow torture via his cursed tricks he sets.

Yes, he's a clinically insane psychopath, but he's an honest psychopath.

I've watched his videos. My feeling is that if someone wants to take that path, let him. He has to live with the consequences of his actions. He is definitely on the far left side of the duality scale. Just like being on the light side, there is power in the dark. Each has its path. And you do need one to have the other.

As for the feminist witches, I have my own issues with them. Not the least is the the fact that witchcraft is now forever linked with the baby killing, man hating, anti-freedom whackjobs who decided to invent a history that never happened in the first place and call it empowerment.

So it's no surprise that feminist wiccans hate me. Because I tell them where their stuff came from.

Thanks for screwing it up for the rest of us ya nuts.

Last Edited by Green Witch on 07/19/2022 11:23 PM

This is Straight Aces.

I especially enjoy the advanced level rapier grip with the sacrificial finger slicing into the razor sharp blade.

That's some god level t-shirt art right thur.

As astonished as it makes me, I have to stand up a bit for Silver Ravenwolf.

She has some of the stupidest books ever written in the sordid history of the occult, however...

She also happens to be the only person I've ever seen who attempted to restore the Runic Year based upon Odin's Anglo-Saxon Rune Song.

She was wrong, but she tried. And trying counts a lot with me. I thought she was brave for doing so.

You standing up for ol' momma silver?

Damn. Hell has frozen over.

Next you'll be citing Raymond Buckland lol

I'm just saying I thought her research was of quality. That's rare among that flaky little group. I thought it was a good educated guess.

I'll go ahead and get that T-shirt print available if everyone would like that for the autumn.

That was last year's All Saints Psalm 149 ritual when I still had the Amish beard.

I'm gonna go ahead and grow that out again.

Let's get those T-shirts out to market.

Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/19/2022 11:28 PM

Good guess. Pretty accurate.

You know, in the community almost noone cites or recommends her books anymore. She has almost been completely passed over.

Into the dustbin with Raymond, Scott Cunningham etc

I would like to have that hat. I'm not kidding.

Yeah, that may be a mistake in the long run.

Silver had a few shining moments in her research as did Raymond.

The younger pagan community may think it all old hat, but there are a few select jewels in there.

I didn't get much out of Cunningham.

But I did run into Buckland in research when I was going through Crowley's Argentum Astrum Equinox in theology school.

Mostly, I think they're idiots compared to Crowley's theological knowledge. He learned much from his Plymouth Brethren minister father. I can actually do practice with Crowley because he was such a good dialectician. The rest I see as muggles. They're simply boring to me because they offer no practice and no training.

I don't talk much about my Thelema because it would be misunderstood among the general Christian community.

Doesnt matter what we are called...when we unite we will help this planet heal

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I think you look good smooth-shaven, Silas.

The Hagrid of Hogswart look is too much.

Perhaps just a little scruff? You know, that sexy Wizard look.

https://imgur.com/a/OhZIpci

https://imgur.com/a/mRBC2Ed

There are nuggets of wisdom in every book if you can find them. Most of those old books from Buckland, Cunningham, Crowley, Grimassi, Regardie etc I've read at one point or another. Most of these old timers were student of Gardner along with Crowley.

I still have 'Uncle Bucky's Big Blue Book'.

These books are hard to read and some harder to follow. They were written for another time.

Buckland in particular is hard to get into and not for the beginner. His book on Anglo Saxon Craft was one of the first ones I read.

Cunningham was another. My main issue with Cunningham was that he was not a trained herbalist and some of his books on herbology should carry warnings where they do not.

Don't even get me started on Starhawk. I got about halfway through her book and threw it in the trash. Literally.

As for the Thelema. I've read some of the books on Crowley and the OTO etc. Ceremonial magick is not my thing as my tradition pretty much predates all of it.

I'm just a low level country witch.

If you ever get the chance, I would like your opinion on Amy Blackthorn's Botanical Magic. I think it is far superior to anything Cunningham ever did. You might actually like it.