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The_Gardener

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If you're a beginner in the Craft, one thing that you need to probably do within your first year is to try to hex the moon.

What self respecting witch wouldn't hex the moon? And the moon needs to be hexed. She's just sitting up there all shiny and happy.

You'll need to come up with your own moon hex and then share it to the online community so that others in the Craft can hex the moon too.


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Hex the Moon?
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Hex the Moon?
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Not an easy task, butt possible.
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Hex the Moon?
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Yes, but it's really more for hereditary witches with a strong majycal bloodline.

I wouldn't recommend a half blood trying something at this level.

https://imgur.com/a/6EqiOxB

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Jenny has great hats. She's a real witch. It's kind of black with a veil thingy, so that's real.

She's doing some spells and stuff.

Probably the most advanced witch in America.



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That's some pretty good Craft.

I never knew you could do that much with a hairband.


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What she actually is is a revolting, godless passive agressive raging dyke muff licker.

:-)
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Sounds like my kind of woman.


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It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

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Here's the ancient sacred ritual music you'll need when hexing the moon.

You can put this on a continuous loop if you need more time in your hex.


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One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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What she actually is is a revolting, godless passive agressive raging dyke muff licker.

:-)
 Quoting: The_Gardener



Sounds like my kind of woman.


https://imgur.com/a/gof1Zc8

 Quoting: Zovalex


She licks your muff?

I didn't realize you had transmogrified, Z.

You gotta be more open about these things.
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One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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So, Witch`s corner celebrates 1000 pages, but us AC`s were left out. Its OK were not hurt. We will just stay over here om our 7 pages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81901366


Are you glass-jar-filling, fake-ass Witch wannabes going to contribute to your own thread, or are you shitbreaks going to let Silas do all the heavy lifting for you..??

How do you ass-clowns think the Witch’s Corner celebrated 1,000 pages last night? We did it by wearing fashionable hats and filling jars with crap while hexing the moon.

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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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What she actually is is a revolting, godless passive agressive raging dyke muff licker.

:-)
 Quoting: The_Gardener



Sounds like my kind of woman.


[imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Zovalex


She licks your muff?

I didn't realize you had transmogrified, Z.

You gotta be more open about these things.
 Quoting: The_Gardener



Touché incel lol

Touché :)
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What she actually is is a revolting, godless passive agressive raging dyke muff licker.

:-)
 Quoting: The_Gardener



Sounds like my kind of woman.


[imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Zovalex


She licks your muff?

I didn't realize you had transmogrified, Z.

You gotta be more open about these things.
 Quoting: The_Gardener



Touché incel lol

Touché :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81928553


That was to zov and his Ohio life not to garden one lol
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So, Witch`s corner celebrates 1000 pages, but us AC`s were left out. Its OK were not hurt. We will just stay over here om our 7 pages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81901366


Are you glass-jar-filling, fake-ass Witch wannabes going to contribute to your own thread, or are you shitbreaks going to let Silas do all the heavy lifting for you..??

How do you ass-clowns think the Witch’s Corner celebrated 1,000 pages last night? We did it by wearing fashionable hats and filling jars with crap while hexing the moon.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


You aren’t even a witch! Lol

You just like the clout

And the torture ..or perceived in some weird fantasy. chuckle

Meh
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What she actually is is a revolting, godless passive agressive raging dyke muff licker.

:-)
 Quoting: The_Gardener



Sounds like my kind of woman.


[imgur] [link to imgur.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Zovalex


She licks your muff?

I didn't realize you had transmogrified, Z.

You gotta be more open about these things.
 Quoting: The_Gardener


He posts memes of what he wishes took control of him.

It’s a sad reality, reality.
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So, Witch`s corner celebrates 1000 pages, but us AC`s were left out. Its OK were not hurt. We will just stay over here om our 7 pages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81901366


Are you glass-jar-filling, fake-ass Witch wannabes going to contribute to your own thread, or are you shitbreaks going to let Silas do all the heavy lifting for you..??

How do you ass-clowns think the Witch’s Corner celebrated 1,000 pages last night? We did it by wearing fashionable hats and filling jars with crap while hexing the moon.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


They celebrated 1000 pages of nothing like other threads have.

Lol

It’s really not that hard on this forum.


Try to post even 7 threads of real and it gets deleted.

You gain nothing , even by 5000 threads lol

Not to report this so you get green karma like all rats do :)
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Look at the threads that make it far here…lol

Mall world…pool party..nothingness.

Ohhhh you is so strong

epiclol
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She licks your muff?

I didn't realize you had transmogrified, Z.

You gotta be more open about these things.
 Quoting: The_Gardener



chuckle

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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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So, Witch`s corner celebrates 1000 pages, but us AC`s were left out. Its OK were not hurt. We will just stay over here om our 7 pages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81901366


Are you glass-jar-filling, fake-ass Witch wannabes going to contribute to your own thread, or are you shitbreaks going to let Silas do all the heavy lifting for you..??

How do you ass-clowns think the Witch’s Corner celebrated 1,000 pages last night? We did it by wearing fashionable hats and filling jars with crap while hexing the moon.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex



Try to post even 7 threads of real and it gets deleted.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81928553


I'm curious. What are you posting that is being deleted?
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I made a little memories box for Greenwitch and Zovalex so I could print things out and keep them in it.

7-21-22 Memories box for Zovalex & Greenwitch

https://imgur.com/a/njeFCJy




Last Edited by The_Gardener on 07/21/2022 07:31 PM
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
One who denies the Father and the Son is antichrist.
Whosoever denies the Son does not have not the Father, either. - 1 John 2:22-23

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So, Witch`s corner celebrates 1000 pages, but us AC`s were left out. Its OK were not hurt. We will just stay over here om our 7 pages.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81901366


Are you glass-jar-filling, fake-ass Witch wannabes going to contribute to your own thread, or are you shitbreaks going to let Silas do all the heavy lifting for you..??

How do you ass-clowns think the Witch’s Corner celebrated 1,000 pages last night? We did it by wearing fashionable hats and filling jars with crap while hexing the moon.

.
 Quoting: Zovalex



Try to post even 7 threads of real and it gets deleted.


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I'm curious. What are you posting that is being deleted?
 Quoting: Green Witch


A thread that made it well over 1000 pages. Lol

I woke up one morning and it was gone.

All that work.

You are lucky you get more of a say hf
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Also. appreciate the kindness .
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Also. appreciate the kindness .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81928553


Indeed. I've seen some threads that should have easily gotten to hundreds of pages not even make it past the first one. It is what it is.
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I made a little memories box for Greenwitch and Zovalex so I could print things out and keep them in it.

7-21-22 Memories box for Zovalex & Greenwitch

https://imgur.com/a/njeFCJy


 Quoting: The_Gardener



We don’t at least get the dignity of a cast iron pot?

You used some Made-in-China PLASTIC black Halloween kettle?

…and where are the glass Mason jars filled with crap?

That’s not a real Witch’s memory alter.

In fact, I’ll bet you weren’t even wearing a fashionable hat when you made it.

This is FRAUD.

It’s “Counterfeit Craft”, not real Witchcraft!

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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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I made a little memories box for Greenwitch and Zovalex so I could print things out and keep them in it.

7-21-22 Memories box for Zovalex & Greenwitch

https://imgur.com/a/njeFCJy


 Quoting: The_Gardener



We don’t at least get the dignity of a cast iron pot?

You used some Made-in-China PLASTIC black Halloween kettle?

…and where are the glass Mason jars filled with crap?

That’s not a real Witch’s memory alter.

In fact, I’ll bet you weren’t even wearing a fashionable hat when you made it.

This is FRAUD.

It’s “Counterfeit Craft”, not real Witchcraft!

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


This is so not how you scrapbook
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The coffin with our names in it is kind of cute though.

But can we paint it and put some cool sigils on it?

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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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I made a little memories box for Greenwitch and Zovalex so I could print things out and keep them in it.

7-21-22 Memories box for Zovalex & Greenwitch

https://imgur.com/a/njeFCJy


 Quoting: The_Gardener



We don’t at least get the dignity of a cast iron pot?

You used some Made-in-China PLASTIC black Halloween kettle?

…and where are the glass Mason jars filled with crap?

That’s not a real Witch’s memory alter.

In fact, I’ll bet you weren’t even wearing a fashionable hat when you made it.

This is FRAUD.

It’s “Counterfeit Craft”, not real Witchcraft!

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


That happens to be a real #3 cast iron cauldron from Marietta cast iron company in Marietta, Pennsylvania 1890. That ain't no cheap plastic.
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
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The coffin with our names in it is kind of cute though.

But can we paint it and put some cool sigils on it?

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


Shhh don't tell anybody but putting sigils on a casket is actually a real thing lol

Once again Silas doing the magicks.
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You aren’t even a witch! Lol

You just like the clout


Meh
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I’ve maintained all throughout our thread that I’m not a Witch.

Like you, I’m just a lowly wannabe, a cheerleader from the sidelines.

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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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That happens to be a real #3 cast iron cauldron from Marietta cast iron company in Marietta, Pennsylvania 1890. That ain't no cheap plastic.
 Quoting: The_Gardener


I stand corrected.

In that case, I’m “somewhat” honored.

…and there is at least ONE glass jar with crap in it.

But where’s the fashionable HAT?

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“Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery.
It gives you the illusion of freedom,
makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor,
while making an enemy of those
who are trying to free you or open your eyes.”
-Fiyah

“None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.”
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.”

-SOL
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The coffin with our names in it is kind of cute though.

But can we paint it and put some cool sigils on it?

.
 Quoting: Zovalex


Shhh don't tell anybody but putting sigils on a casket is actually a real thing lol

Once again Silas doing the magicks.
 Quoting: Green Witch


What sigils would you like on it?

I mean, it's your memories box.
Who is a liar more than one who denies that Jesus is the Messiah?
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