This is the Green Witch.

She's a dyke who used to live in some backwater from like South Carolina or something.

She decided she was a witch and liked plants. Ergo, the fairies told her she must be a witch.

I've watched several of her useless videos on YouTube.

Now she lives in Seattle with her girlfriend and cut her hair like Peter Pan, though it's growing out again.

She's been feeling bad because she hasn't been "authentic" with her feelings about coming out of the closet on being a carpet muncher and a Vegan.

Now she's "moving forward" with the "craft" (whatever garbage she could put together from a ten minute internet search).

Is this the kind of witch you are, OP?

She doesn't actually do anything but mix up some crap in some Hobby Lobby bottles and collect a Google Ads dividend cheque. That's literally the sum total of her career and job description. And, yet, she still complains on her videos about nothing.