All this hot weather. One of the neighbours, a male, took his top off yesterday dans le jardin. Once he had taken his top off there was a sudden improvement in posture.
Prior to revealing his bare torso in public, a man will suck his belly in, pull his shoulders back and appear to carry invisible suitcases under each arm. This performance will last the entire time whilst bare-chested. When clothed again his posture will revert to normal and he’ll be exhausted from the effort. He’ll probably need a beer to recuperate.