Astronauts told not to wank in space

I guess the 30 mile high club is mutually exclusive

i just cannot believe the sheer MAGNITUDE of global bullshit psyops, the sheer NUMBER of homosexuals willing to spend 8 hours a day making up bullshit to confuse and lie to the masses,I don't hate people it's just why are these freaks who control everything in control of everythng, they are so dumb and evil , but they are such brilliantly evil and sooo absolutely fiendish nobody can believe it

it's like two completely different layers of society, one one of absolutely psychotic vampires and then the 'nice' masses who seem nice and normal but have no power

That's all bullshit

What I find amusing also is the outward appearance of this place, looks very dated...so what we have is essentially a
"s[33per" forum.

They are always testing to see how dumb, or dumber people are.

I guess if you believe in viruses floating through the air that can get you even if there's no one even close to you, you can believe in sperm swimming around the ISS and magically finding the egg in multiple females. If this were true on the ISS, it would be true on earth, and it isn't.

It is total bullshit. Look, there someone wankin' over there!
Don't look over here.
Space is fake.

fuck outta here #FOH

What about all the Cling-ons around your anus?

oh shit fuck you and your reply, they gonna proclaim a semen pandemic.

women gonna have to get a hoohaa mask too

fucking AI bots inventing this garbage stories 24h/day

Well there's just no way I'm going into space and not ejaculating. With or without female participation.

That would be a once in a lifetime opportunity lost.

I got a simpler solution.

Either shut the fuck up and let the men do as they please or don't have female astronauts.

And notice how they don't give a shit if the females masturbate in space. They can probably have astronaut dildos shaped like space shuttles that they nickname the challenger or some shit like that or rocket shaped dildos but nobody would say shit nor should they.

So three female crew members get knocked up by Boris and this is there best idea?

The quote from the article, “it finds its way in.” WTF does that mean? Aggressive space sperm sniffing around for any vag to enter? How would they even know this?!

Unless they are just up there floating naked, how would the sperm get through their clothes?

this is some fkd up shit. if anyone believes this garbage theyre lost forever.

i think they got these guys suckn on shrooms coming up with these for shitz n giggles "warnings" to see how many dumbfuck sheep they can get to believe it. maybe cause a panic too.

glad they made the distinction about them being female.

otherwise i would be worried the entire crew could get "impregnated".

What if one of the other male astronauts got pregnant and blurted out a baby from his penis?

you may be onto something...isn't most of silicon valley/high tech sector micro-dosing either psilocybin or dmt or meth or.....

“I swear it was a million to one shot honey!”

Lol don’t shoot the messenger I just found it amusing and posted ;).

Thanks for Pin Phem ;)

Good luck getting three pregnant. Only two women in space now. One of them named wang.

theyre tryn to pass shrooms here in pa.

trin gotcha. i wudda but he beat me to it. no pun intended

Last Edited by Phennommennonn on 07/23/2022 04:37 PM

they'd hit the radio and say "houston, we have a problem"

What if you jerk off in the swimming pool?

^^^^^^ and there it is. thread n counter argument ovah

nice one AC

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