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BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency

 
Anonymous Coward
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I was at the deli counter yesterday, waiting for some turkey to get sliced, and I looked over to my right and saw a guy kind of scratching his neck. I only briefly glanced at him but he seemed to look like Iggy Pop, deeply cratered pock marks and leathery skin... then I did a double take.. im not sure if it was monkey pox, but I have NEVEr seen anything like it.. this guy had dime,quarter,and Nickle sized bumps all over his face, hands, anywhere there was skin. I got the fuck out of there quick.. didnt even wait for my turkey. Colorado
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Does this mean, we have to wear butt plugs to vote?
Looney Kingus

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08/04/2022 03:51 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
More like a pubic health emergency.
sideways
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08/04/2022 03:54 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
More like a pubic health emergency.
sideways
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08/04/2022 03:58 PM
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Antichrist Obama's birthday August 4th! 216 days into 2022, 6x6x6 = 216. I was expecting some really bad news! Everything going as planned!
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08/04/2022 04:04 PM
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rofl5
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08/04/2022 04:06 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
its a gay sex disease of course they will make it a public issue and they will be proud of it.

#pride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83957866


A straight guy who decides to go off the beaten path for some gay sex and then goes home and has sex with his girlfriend/wife will spread it. Then if he has kids at home and they get it if it is spread by spit or sneezing. Open relationships will spread this crap.
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08/04/2022 04:07 PM
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Then put the homosexuals back in the closet where they belong.

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08/04/2022 04:08 PM
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Somehow I don't think the gay community is going to accept mask and social distancing recommendations.
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They will try to spread this into the straight community. Misery loves company.
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08/04/2022 04:09 PM
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Then put the homosexuals back in the grave where they belong.

epiclol
 Quoting: DangerClose


Fixed
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08/04/2022 04:11 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
Words do not always have value. What does this really mean? Vaccine mandates are not going to happen. What else could they be implying with this announcement?
 Quoting: StayCurious


This time.. it means mandatory face-masks & 'Butt-Plugs' for every-one.!! blobr
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08/04/2022 04:11 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
My lord are these people unable to control themselves? Like nightcrawlers all sticking to each other covered in slime.
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08/04/2022 04:12 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
Hmm..

Abortion banned.

People start wanting to have babies.

Introduce: Monkeypox.

Now people don't even want to have sex.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72548319


well as long as your not wanting a sausage party I think its ok to have sex.
 Quoting: Mithradates


A woman needs to make sure her boyfriend isn’t having gay sex. And a guy needs to wonder if his girlfriend isn’t getting something on the side from a bi guy. People cheat all the time with who knows what.
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08/04/2022 04:13 PM
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What kind of hand sanitizer will they mandate for that? You might really want a mask!
 Quoting: texasdeerslayer


And glasses and gloves.
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08/04/2022 04:13 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
Time for a good used car to escape monkey pox:
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08/04/2022 04:14 PM
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Biden is getting the Monkey pox jab now? Wow is he a drug addict.
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08/04/2022 04:15 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
I was at the deli counter yesterday, waiting for some turkey to get sliced, and I looked over to my right and saw a guy kind of scratching his neck. I only briefly glanced at him but he seemed to look like Iggy Pop, deeply cratered pock marks and leathery skin... then I did a double take.. im not sure if it was monkey pox, but I have NEVEr seen anything like it.. this guy had dime,quarter,and Nickle sized bumps all over his face, hands, anywhere there was skin. I got the fuck out of there quick.. didnt even wait for my turkey. Colorado
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78954149


Clean off grocery store cart handles. Be careful in public restrooms. Now is the time for the sanitizer sprays. Especially in areas where there are outbreaks.
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08/04/2022 04:17 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
How is this a emergency
Just another power grab to push agendas


Abuse of power, they need to go
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08/04/2022 04:18 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
Can't have people sitting around guarding the drop boxes from the mules this November.


Declare an EMERGENCY!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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08/04/2022 04:22 PM
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Can't have people sitting around guarding the drop boxes from the mules this November.


Declare an EMERGENCY!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80358386


hesright
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08/04/2022 04:23 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
The democrat commies are gunning to steal another election
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08/04/2022 04:25 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
So we all have to wear condoms 100% of the time now?

Or are we putting masks on all peckers and butholes?
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

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Anonymous Coward
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08/04/2022 04:27 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
I wonder how widespread it is already.

We can assume it will cross over to heterosexual people.

Will be interesting to see how long before that happens, as, we know its only gay males at mo, supposedly.
TerraFirma's Esoterrorist

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08/04/2022 04:29 PM
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Ugh to it all.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


I need a giant puke meme.
This is just insufficient now.
hurl
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Here you go, BrainGuy.
This special day calls for adding a few rainbow puke gifs to my personal smile bank. Use as needed.
(not sure why the second one does not post with its moving vomit waterfall gif action, must have uploaded wrong file?)

Smile: 'vomitrainbow' warns of a Bi-naryweapon, PPVA – Pride Projectile Vomit Attack.
Smile: 'rainbowvomit' expresses the adverse side effects of suffering a PPVA cyber attack.


vomitrainbow . rainbowvomit

Last Edited by TerraFirma's Esoterrorist on 08/04/2022 04:43 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO RECYCLE COVID-19 PROTOCOLS FOR ANOTHER FAUCI FAUX AND SCARF LADY MEDICAL EMERGENCY! I WILL NOT COMPLY! THE SODOMITES CAN TAME THEIR LUSTS.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT A .3 PERCENT OF THE POPULATION SUFFERING FROM BOILS ON THEIR PENIS, MOUTH AND ANAL ORIFICE DUE TO VOLUNTARY SEXUAL ACTIVITY. I HAVE HAD IT WITH THE FAUX DOCTORS, MEDICAL EXPERTS, CDC, GOVERNMENT AND THE PHARMACUTICAL INDUSTRIES. FRAUDS, ALL OF YOU! YOU CAN'T BE BELIEVED! I DON'T TRUST YOU!
Anonymous Coward
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08/04/2022 04:30 PM
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
Im guessing its best everyone in America just mail in their ballots for every election form now on ?


HONK HONK

LOL
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08/04/2022 04:30 PM
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So we all have to wear condoms 100% of the time now?

Or are we putting masks on all peckers and butholes?
 Quoting: Abrasive


Which raises another question…if an asshole with a mask farts…can we still smell it?
I want the truth. We all deserve it.
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Fagpocalypse
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Re: BREAKING - Biden admin declares MONKEYPOX a public health emergency
don't want monkeypox?

don't get your shit pushed in





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