REPORT: vaccinated males testicles will send reports via 5G towers & bluetooth when they shoot a load. . .

My loads were so intense they already did that.

And im not vaxxed

kewl. I like to be watched

what about ghost loads?

Will i get high speed BW to porn?

Looks like my load still going strong lots of white at 35 years old, SINGLE and unvaxxed

I get that feeling when watching japanese porn lol.

What if I've had a vasectomy? Does that downgrade me to 4G?

I'm a wet dream kind of guy.

IS THAT WUT OPZ HOMO GHEA BUTTHOLE BUTTIE DOES ???

Network down......LOL....

Hey you just gave me a idea on how to rid the nation of its national debt. A loosh tax generator...every porn web page visited generates a 10cent tax. The national debt might be fully evaporated within two decades. Hahahahahah

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Rick and Morty featured worms that would sterilize entire planets if they got out.

And they had another episode of shape shifter parasites taking over the planet.

Perhaps the writers were tapping into something , like space time precognitions

SO, basically like my HP printer does.

Low ink detected in reservoir #2 . LOL.

Time to order more of our 100 dollar an ounce ink.

"Carly Fiorina did that" . :)

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They can look onto that persons devices to see what were the websites being views at that timestamp.

Even if it's going up a poop chute?

SOME people here believe the STUPIDEST shit.


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U win the internet today for that title

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