It's time for this.

I've had some granny snatch back in the day. I liked, yes!

Sexy Time Island?
Are we all invited?
Either way it sounds fantastic!

Look OU8122, another taker. :)

Yeah, I would not have noticed the 'shape' in the towel if not for you.

I am still rolling on the floor from her DS remark.

Oh I definitely want in on Sexy Time Island!


Can I?

Please?


Can I please, please, please???????

You forgot to say " with an Ultra Cherry on top".

Can I?

Please?


Can I please, please, please, with an Ultra Cherry on top???????



Do I really get Ultra Cherry on top? I would really like that, yes?

Cherrrrrrryyyyyy sweetie, you're being paged.

That's another reason why she should have her account back - so we can PM her.

Shades of night are falling and I'm lonely
Standing on the corner feeling blue
Sweethearts out for fun
Pass me one by one
Guess I'll wind up like I always do
With only
Me and my shadow
Strolling down the avenue
Me and my shadow
Not a soul to tell our troubles to
And when it's twelve o'clock
We climb the stair
We never knock
For nobody's there
Just me and my shadow
All alone and feeling blue
When the sun sets on the far horizon
And the parlor lamps begin to glow
Jim and Jack and John
Put their slippers on
They're all set but we'restill on the go
So lonely
Me and my shadow
Strolling down the avenue
Me and my shadow
Not a soul to tell our troubles to
And when it's twelve o'clock
We climb the stair
We never knock
For nobody's there
Just me and my shadow
All alone and feeling blue.

I think yes on the sexy time. Mills brothers get me going.

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Yawn... did I sleep through the sexy time again?

I will need to see some towel first.

Once I do, you may be doing a lot of things but sleeping won't be one of them?

Remember, 2 swirls,and a flick.... nice!




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Bhaaaaa, haaaa, haaaaa.

Love it. Let it be so.

Island living while definitely appealing has caused me some concerns. If it were not so freaking expensive I'd roll the dice. My luck, the day I settle in a tsunami takes out the island.

So, next up, Iceland research....main goal, everyone leave me the F alone.... except for the lady folk that is.


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If I have to move to Iceland for Sexy Time, I will be building a home for gnomes and other fey folk. Be aware, you will ignite my pagan heart.

Holy crap. How many of these ARE there?
Nobody's beatin' off to me anymore.

I dunno . Just found out my husband is having an emotional affair with an old girlfriend. He did this with her years ago but when I found out and raised hell, I thought he stopped. Well.....I finally went thru his phone and emails and he hasn't. Writes to her (is long distance) with all the affection and words he never used on me. Tells her she's beautiful (I don't think so.. I'm actually better looking)... Sends her money, gives and gets nice gifts. He's cheap with me. Never mentions me to her or her to me.

I think about all the times I try to get him to have sex with me, he won't. No interest. No interest even in BJs, which I'm very good at and routinely offer. I don't things he's looked at me like a woman or lover in years. He's kind to me, but not sexy or romantic. We have sex maybe once or twice a year. It's awful I might as well be a guy. Yet men like me I think I can get another one even at my age.

Been with this guy for 22 years thru thick and thin and tons of trouble and hardship especially with his truly shitty family, Never cheated on him, never looked. I feel like I've wasted 22 years. It's an awful feeling.

Next year I get full social security and a pension and I've decided to leave. He has a medical condition I've been helping him get thru, hopefully he'll be in remission by that time and we can both start over. I would never have left him if he was sick. I don't know why he kept me so long when he obviously doesn't love me. I wish he'd just gone to the other woman.

So at this point..... I'm kind of jaded. But.... Hoping even at my age I can still find someone to love and vice versa. I'm pretty sick of him especially after what I found tonight.

I got a compliment on my eyes. They're steel blue. The lady at the concession desk asked me if they were real. After I laughed a little too loud she explained a friend of hers had contacts that looked like them.

She was completely working that blonde hair.

She asked if your eyes are real? Like you might have them eyes they sell in the Satanic stores?
Typical dumb blonde.

I keep waking up with this song in my head.
I'd say for about 4 months now.
What does it mean?


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Some kind of fucked up mushroom cloud probably reflects the decay of China's ecosystems.

Yeah, I'm a woman in sexless marriage (dead bedroom they call it) and I've been going nuts. I have a strong drive, my husband, who has had health problems, has a much lower one. It's always been like that but the past few years....it died. I keep trying to seduce him, talked to him about what I'd like at minimum, even just some play, touching anything. I love giving bjs. He's not interested. He doesn't even want me looking at him naked. I'm a pretty woman, 60ish, young for my age, very well built....stacked in fact.....and I don't know how much longer I can take this.

I don't want to leave him, I do love him but it's more like a roommate situation now, which I really DON'T want. I also want to make sure his health is okay, but I'm thinking of leaving next year. For the first time in over 20 years, I'm seriously thinking about cheating. If there were someone around....I think I would. This is the one situation - sexless marriage - where I would be okay with someone going outside for sex. Either party. It's a physical need like food, water, sleep, etc. As well as the emotional affection, of course. But right now....I'm hungry.

OP.....maybe you and I should hook-up, LOLOLOL. You sound pretty hot.

You almost got me, thankfully HPM looks out for me.

I owe ya HPM

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For you GR, I will go wherever you want.

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the key to the hip
opens venus lip

Awe true love. You 2 sound like a match made in sexy time heaven.

If there truly is a Sexy Time Heaven, I'll see all y'all there.

These crazy old women, like Hochul, Jill Biden, Pelosi, etc all stay stuck in the period when they thought they were hot which is usually sometime in the 70s or 80s at the latest. Their make-up choices reflects the styles of 40+ fucking years ago and they still act like they're 29 into infinity. If I were advising Hochul, which I wouldn't of course because she deserves to look like Clown World, I'd tell her to get rid of the sharp eyebrows, get rid of the eyeliner which always always looks TERRIBLE on older women, and use a softer hair color and less fucking pan cake make-up. And got those beaver teeth of hers fixed.

But she should stay just the way she is and slowly rot in front of us like the Picture of Dorian Gray. Avert your eyes!

People are also connecting the monkeypox with the COVID vaccines and that may be correct in a way. The vaccines (if you got the real one and not saline) does destroy your immune system (proven in studies now) and if you got several shots, your immune system is probably also shot.....which makes you a lot more vulnerable to catching other conditions, like viral monkeypox that you would not be subject to otherwise. So the vax'd potentially maybe a great source of infection to the rest of us unfortunately.

Either we have to figure out how to detox them from the vax which has been incredibly damaging to their bodies & the human genome itself...or we have to wait for them to die and just remove their effect from the general population. But let's not duplicate the COVID hysteria once again. My deepest fear is that people will start not only allowing the masks and lockdowns for MP, but will also start taking THAT fucking vaccines with god knows what's in that one.