Here's tomorrow's summary in case you die in your sleep tonight (unexpectedly)

Trump gets arrested.

DOW skyrockets to near all time highs.

Joe Biden extends his arms and gives a thumbs up to reporters.

I will be drunk by 3PM.

Republican congressmen all say "But what about Hunter?"

The left and right will in-fight like pussies.

At the end of the day, no one will do anything.

It doesn't' matter though. Come September, war begins and the living will soon envy the dead.

Enjoy your last few weeks of summer tard. The end is near!