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I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)

 
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I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I've taken other drugs in the past including shrooms and non-FDA approved Soviet era drugs, but I've never tried weed.

I have a joint, the guy who gave it to me said it's a quad strain. I even had to google how to smoke a joint. I'm all set now, but what should I know? Is it ok if I drive home afterwards?
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Common sense should tell you it's not okay to drive under influence of any substance, whether it be legal or not.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I've taken other drugs in the past including shrooms and non-FDA approved Soviet era drugs, but I've never tried weed.

I have a joint, the guy who gave it to me said it's a quad strain. I even had to google how to smoke a joint. I'm all set now, but what should I know? Is it ok if I drive home afterwards?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78219469


start slow. no more than 2 puffs. If it is good weed thath should be more than enough.

Wait at least 3 hours before driving.

Enjoy.

btw combines very nicely with shrooms but be careful
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Be careful of driving if you smoke a lot. I did dabs last year and they made me feel hammered. I almost got out of the car and called a taxi…
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Be careful of driving if you smoke a lot. I did dabs last year and they made me feel hammered. I almost got out of the car and called a taxi…
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I lost a decade of my life to weed and boy was it not worth it. Lots of time & money wasted in a cloud of stinky pot smoke.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Just Remember these words OP. Its not a Heart Attack.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Take ONE puff and wait 15 minutes before doing anymore.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Take ONE puff and wait 15 minutes before doing anymore.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
That’s stupid. You’ve made it to 32, you don’t need to do this.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I must have smoked 6 joints on my first night. I laughed for hours. It was one of the best nights of my life.
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08/09/2022 08:11 PM
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Just Remember these words OP. Its not a Heart Attack.
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LOL not bad advice
1. “You can’t fire a cannon, from a canoe!”
2. “Strength is gained in the range it is trained.”
3. “If it doesn’t swim, run, or fly, or isn’t green and grow in the ground, don’t eat it.”
4. “Know that you have complete control over what you put in your mouth. No one ever ate anything by accident.”
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Weed is dumb, smoke dmt.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
You are also posting that you are a virgin with a tiny dick.
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08/09/2022 09:42 PM
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Just Remember these words OP. Its not a Heart Attack.
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LOL not bad advice
 Quoting: Florida Man


Thanks
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08/09/2022 09:46 PM
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...ain't no borderline psychotic emotional outbursts either.

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
try pussy while stoned.
thank me later
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
If you inject the devils weed you will go straight to hell


Enjoy stoner

If you feel anxious go for a nice walk you will feel better in a short time
Malu
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
try pussy while stoned.
thank me later
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He's still a virgin(age 32)chuckle

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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Most are 10mg. Doesn’t do much. Try 30mg. 50mg if you want the giggles. 100mg if you want to rock in the corner reminding yourself you’re not dead.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
...Is it ok if I drive home afterwards?
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I read: is it ok if I drive home backwards?
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Do you know how many milligrams of THC were in the edibles ?
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Most are 10mg. Doesn’t do much. Try 30mg. 50mg if you want the giggles. 100mg if you want to rock in the corner reminding yourself you’re not dead.
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


For 170 pound person the fatal amount is around 39,000mg btw
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Most are 10mg. Doesn’t do much. Try 30mg. 50mg if you want the giggles. 100mg if you want to rock in the corner reminding yourself you’re not dead.
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


I did a 100 mg drink in hour and know what you mean.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
If you drive right after smoking for the first time, it’s probable that you’ll stop 100+ yards from a red light.

Or go past your exit and not realize it for 50 miles.
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Most are 10mg. Doesn’t do much. Try 30mg. 50mg if you want the giggles. 100mg if you want to rock in the corner reminding yourself you’re not dead.
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


For 170 pound person the fatal amount is around 39,000mg btw
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


Or 3900 10mg gummies. Or 390 100mg gummies. I guess that’s why it’s fatal. It fills your entire body full.
There is no nobility in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self. ~ Ernest Hemingway
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Most are 10mg. Doesn’t do much. Try 30mg. 50mg if you want the giggles. 100mg if you want to rock in the corner reminding yourself you’re not dead.
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


I did a 100 mg drink in hour and know what you mean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83866484


I take 45 days off then 45 on. That first day back, 25mg max.
There is no nobility in being superior to your fellow man. True nobility lies in being superior to your former self. ~ Ernest Hemingway
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
I had my first edible recently and it didn't do a thing...had another and nothing. Kind of disappointed.
 Quoting: MostlySunshine


Most are 10mg. Doesn’t do much. Try 30mg. 50mg if you want the giggles. 100mg if you want to rock in the corner reminding yourself you’re not dead.
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


For 170 pound person the fatal amount is around 39,000mg btw
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


Or 3900 10mg gummies. Or 390 100mg gummies. I guess that’s why it’s fatal. It fills your entire body full.
 Quoting: Truth Be Known


rofl5
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
That’s stupid. You’ve made it to 32, you don’t need to do this.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71088931


Im pretty sure op will be okay if hes got his shit together already.

Its the undeveloped adolescent minds who are most at risk of setting themselves up for failure and mental issues.

If op was about to try something like meth then yeah, goodbye life lol
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Enjoy
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Re: I'm about to smoke weed for the first time (age 32)
Don’t drive. Most likely, it will make you paranoid once you get behind the wheel, smoke it at your home and put on some music, or if at a friends, let them drive you home or crash there.
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