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me tel u now so u belive me 15 may

 
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How long you going on about this thread op go take your meds. Your such a epic fail.
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*** Know Me ***

I am here. Seek not to know the future. Mercifully I veil it from you.

Faith is too priceless a possession to be sacrificed in order to purchase knowledge. But Faith itself is based on a knowledge of Me.

So remember that this evening time is not to learn the future, not to receive revelation of the Unseen, but to gain an intimate knowledge of Me which will teach you all things and be the very foundation of your faith.

God Calling March 24


*** First the Spiritual ***

What can I say to you? Your heart is torn. Then remember “He bindeth up the broken hearts.” Just feel the tenderness of My Hands as I bind up your wounds.

You are very privileged, both of you. I share My plans and secrets with you and make known to you My Purposes, while so many have to grope on.

Try to rest on these words. “Seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” Then strive not for them, but untiringly, for the things of My Kingdom.

It is so strange to you mortals, you would think the material things first and then grow into the knowledge of Spiritual things. Not so in My Kingdom. It is spiritual things first and then material. So to attain the material redouble your efforts to acquire the Spiritual.

God Calling May 15

Toast of crystal liqid. Cheers
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Every year around this time I come here to check back... one of these days the dimensions will fuse
 Quoting: Plato seven of 9


I will just be happy if my toothbrush stops changing color. This flipping dimensions crap is for the birds.
On the upside though, if you are missing something, focus on where you would normally put it, and picture it there. Eventually your other selves will put their copy of it in that place. After they put it there you will find it there. I do it all the time.
I even got my fat pants back that I had tossed out. Wish I didn't need them.

cool2
 Quoting: SerenaSeesAll


Don't laugh. I looked for a remote for a month and then one day it was sitting in the middle of the pillow. The same pillow my head is on every night.
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"Me tell u now, you nuttier than squirrel turd"
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Every year around this time I come here to check back... one of these days the dimensions will fuse
 Quoting: Plato seven of 9


I will just be happy if my toothbrush stops changing color. This flipping dimensions crap is for the birds.
On the upside though, if you are missing something, focus on where you would normally put it, and picture it there. Eventually your other selves will put their copy of it in that place. After they put it there you will find it there. I do it all the time.
I even got my fat pants back that I had tossed out. Wish I didn't need them.

cool2
 Quoting: SerenaSeesAll


Don't laugh. I looked for a remote for a month and then one day it was sitting in the middle of the pillow. The same pillow my head is on every night.
 Quoting: Billxam, ABATE, AWHA


Been looking for a cat like that. Hoping he will be on the table just there too
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me tel u now so u belive me 15 may
many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commencecing before 15 may secretely
oil gets very big sickness no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sickeness be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceone not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry poeple do crazy things
 Quoting: friend after 15 may 386035


I look forward to the FAIL every year on 15 may. Has to be the biggest troll thread in GLP history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81070050


lmao

Gives a place for GLP's biggest suckers, another word for LOSER, to congregate. And Glps best trolls. Let them live in their Matrix, it is their safe space.
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"Me" sick of people that can write / speak normal appropriate standardized English. I can accept "typeO's", misspellings, but don't use this "me " sh*t.

Becuase, "me" think you so dumb.
 Quoting: God Fearing Atheist


do you even know the story behind this and that the entity could not fully understand english and grammar. all this thru an inter-dimensional computer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81597529


Lol. Because an intelligence advanced enough to build an inter-dimensional computer could certainly never master the linguistics of a primitive species like homo sapiens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81172220


Well, CleverCreator understands the simulations and the advanced beings linguistics. So it must be real.

CB-sjgr
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I can’t be bothered to
respond to your red.

CleverCreator, You took over this thread and act
like it’s yours.

 Quoting: canalien*




But she has been here since the beginning.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80347575


I think CleverCreator needs to create another "super thread" because this one can't possibly contain all of its self importance.

Surely gazillions will flock to it, amirite?
chuckle
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ohyeah
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I thought that the Qanon thread was the most retarded in the history of glp threads to date but this one exceeds even that one.

lmao
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If only they connected Doug’s diehold concept plus project looking glass.

Fun times
 Quoting: CleverCreator


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Somebody let Hermit out of her Covid cage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81616810


Do you ever have a real thought? Or all they all focused on jealousy?

I brought up the unnatural universe connection. Which is really fucking with your Jesus Roman issues today.

Yes, God exists. But only in unnatural universes. So my question is how many are still active and maybe the LHC is the trigger that causes them to “merge”?

If only there was proof of this idea? Oh wait… Doug V. connected the HotBrew alphabet to the toroidal field.

You ought to be less restricted in your thinking.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


You sound like you are going to love love love the upcoming AntiChrist and his fancy lies.

OH boy, this is going to be great.

scheming
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Putin goes missing before May 15...

weird they’ve been plugging the news w coup or cancer headlines on Putin..
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If only they connected Doug’s diehold concept plus project looking glass.

Fun times
 Quoting: CleverCreator


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Somebody let Hermit out of her Covid cage.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81616810


Do you ever have a real thought? Or all they all focused on jealousy?

I brought up the unnatural universe connection. Which is really fucking with your Jesus Roman issues today.

Yes, God exists. But only in unnatural universes. So my question is how many are still active and maybe the LHC is the trigger that causes them to “merge”?

If only there was proof of this idea? Oh wait… Doug V. connected the HotBrew alphabet to the toroidal field.

You ought to be less restricted in your thinking.
 Quoting: CleverCreator


You sound like you are going to love love love the upcoming AntiChrist and his fancy lies.

OH boy, this is going to be great.

scheming
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All your friends are the ones worshiping Putin, Musk, and Trump.

Remind me who is telling lies?
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"Me" sick of people that can write / speak normal appropriate standardized English. I can accept "typeO's", misspellings, but don't use this "me " sh*t.

Becuase, "me" think you so dumb.
 Quoting: God Fearing Atheist


do you even know the story behind this and that the entity could not fully understand english and grammar. all this thru an inter-dimensional computer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81597529


Lol. Because an intelligence advanced enough to build an inter-dimensional computer could certainly never master the linguistics of a primitive species like homo sapiens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81172220


Well, CleverCreator understands the simulations and the advanced beings linguistics. So it must be real.

CB-sjgr
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pffft-spitsmoke
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I don't know why but I believe you yo
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This year May 15 has a blood moon and also is Second Passover- too much to explain there except to say maybe this year something is going down and regardless of whether this thread got it right or not we know that even a broken clock is right twice a day so who knows?
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Maybe it's time the remaining members of the "M7 group" came forward and put and end to all this nonsense once and for all, and told everyone the truth.
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me tel u now so u belive me 15 may
many things go wrong 15 may because door opens with portal to dark matters not undestanding earth beings
sharon will dimise be4 15 may
mandela will dimise be4 15 may
thatcher will stroke be4 15 may
japan warring thing will commencecing before 15 may secretely
oil gets very big sickness no use anymore after 15 may
old bush will very sick be4 15 may
cheney will dimise be4 15 june
obama accident before 27 aperil
big sickeness be4 15 may
very moving earth on 17 aperils
oceone not sleeping when heaven things beware many waters to come drown
brown cheat be4 15 may
putin missing after 15 may many worry poeple do crazy things
 Quoting: friend after 15 may 386035


I look forward to the FAIL every year on 15 may. Has to be the biggest troll thread in GLP history.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 81070050


Isn't that an honor roll there chief???
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Every year around this time I come here to check back... one of these days the dimensions will fuse
 Quoting: Plato seven of 9


I will just be happy if my toothbrush stops changing color. This flipping dimensions crap is for the birds.
On the upside though, if you are missing something, focus on where you would normally put it, and picture it there. Eventually your other selves will put their copy of it in that place. After they put it there you will find it there. I do it all the time.
I even got my fat pants back that I had tossed out. Wish I didn't need them.

cool2
 Quoting: SerenaSeesAll


Don't laugh. I looked for a remote for a month and then one day it was sitting in the middle of the pillow. The same pillow my head is on every night.
 Quoting: Billxam, ABATE, AWHA


cheers
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Maybe 15 May will be the official start of civil war in Russia.
I like the white-nlue flag without red!
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OP passed away, you're now 2 presidents past Obama, both not mentioned by OP. You're either crazy or no life troll hard.
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May 15th is the lunar eclipse this year, spooky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051284


And the LHC is active with the first collisions scheduled near May 10th

[link to cerncourier.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CleverCreator


THIS IS UH FEB. ARTICLE...FYI!
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May 15th is the lunar eclipse this year, spooky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051284


And the LHC is active with the first collisions scheduled near May 10th

[link to cerncourier.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CleverCreator


THIS IS UH FEB. ARTICLE...FYI!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22770726


Yes. But go find their Twitter. Or other scientists. The beam is ready. And it’s going to be a collision heavy week.
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OP passed away, you're now 2 presidents past Obama, both not mentioned by OP. You're either crazy or no life troll hard.
1rof1
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EH. can’t you just enjoy thinking? Or does it hurt to much to think?

The LHC was not supposed to relaunch until 2025. So the timing is interesting.

But you don’t think, so what’s it matter to you?
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flower moon soon
ya know what I mean
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May 15th is the lunar eclipse this year, spooky.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78051284


And the LHC is active with the first collisions scheduled near May 10th

[link to cerncourier.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CleverCreator


THIS IS UH FEB. ARTICLE...FYI!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22770726


Meanwhile, preparations for some of the protons’ final destination, the LHC, are under way. Powering tests and magnet training in the last of the LHC’s eight sectors are scheduled to start in the week of 28 February and to last for four weeks, after which the TI12 and TI18 transfer tunnels and the LHC experiments will be closed and machine checkout will begin. LHC beam commissioning with 450 GeV protons is scheduled to start on 11 April, with collisions at 450 GeV per beam expected around 10 May. Stable beams with collisions at 6.8 TeV per beam and nominal bunch population are scheduled for 15 June. An intensity ramp-up will follow, producing collisions with 1200 bunches per beam in the week beginning 18 July on the way to over double this number of bunches. High-energy proton-proton operations will continue for 3-4 months, before the start of a month-long run with heavy ions on 14 November. All dates are subject to change as the teams grapple with LHC operations at higher luminosities and energies than those during Run 2, following significant upgrade and consolidation work completed during LS2.
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Fascinating.


Putin Missing Hockey Match Sparks More Questions Over Health


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Fascinating.


Putin Missing Hockey Match Sparks More Questions Over Health


[link to www.newsweek.com (secure)]
 Quoting: CleverCreator


bump
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Me tel u now
May 15th
Blood moon
Total lunar eclipse
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Putin go missing?

Many worry poeple do crazy things?



"Yeder menstch hot zik zayn peckl"
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Me tel u now
May 15th
Blood moon
Total lunar eclipse
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 82883395


NO WAY HE CAN LOOK UP THE DATES OF UPCOMING ECLIPSES AND BASE HIS PROPHECIES OFF OF THAT?

ME TELL U APRIL 8 24 NEW MADWID ERTHQUACK
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