Ask your doctor about....Shazbot (abracadabera)

I'm in my email and on the right hand side, there is some ad for some new pharmaceutical product and it says:

Verzinio
(abemaciclib)
Ask your doctor about ... today...

This reminds me of magicians.

Abracadabera...bippity...boppity...boo.

It's like they make something up out of thin air and give it a crazy latin sounding name like it comes out of old magic or something, then abbreviate it into some total other name, always a little shorter...like it has been in use for a while and naturally got a nick name as it got "cool" or something...all this to make it sound both ancient and hip at the same time.

This is like white people on commercials trying to do a rap song for a car commercial where you can hear every word and it is the same stupid beat:

I went to the doctor
And the doctor said
No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed.
One fell down and broke his head.
Naa naa naa naa naa naa naa.

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I AM NOT A ROBOT BUT THE CAPTCHA DEFINITELY IS A SOFTWARE PROGRAM, SO IS THE POT CALLING THE COOK CUTLERY? WHO IS RUNNING THIS DAMNED KITCHEN ANYWAY?