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I prayed for pussy

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2022 05:44 AM
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I prayed for pussy
And God sent me a stray cat.
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at least he sent something
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08/11/2022 05:58 AM
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I would rather pray for a partner. One who has some idea of what I do and isn't normal by todays standards. I need to pray now about this, so thank you for reminded me!

I pray that someone beaUtiful inside and out come and be taken away by me. I pray we bop heads and learn from each other and never grow lonely again. I pray that she be everything I've ever wanted as an adult man and not as a raging hormoned boy. I pray she is worthy to meet me sometime during the end...if it is your will Father and last but not least, should go pray in my closet about it. Bye.
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And God sent me a stray cat.
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LittleMe
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Opie, you have to be very specific about your wishes…


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08/11/2022 07:10 AM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
Opie, you have to be very specific about your wishes…


:lmwishingwell:
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lmao
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08/11/2022 07:14 AM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
And God sent me a stray cat.
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afro

watch your ass or next time it will be brian setzer

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08/11/2022 07:22 AM
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08/11/2022 07:26 AM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
Opie, you have to be very specific about your wishes…


:lmwishingwell:
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Nice!
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08/11/2022 07:26 AM
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stray cats need love too, don't they ?

--God
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08/11/2022 07:31 AM

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Re: I prayed for pussy
I would rather pray for a partner. One who has some idea of what I do and isn't normal by todays standards. I need to pray now about this, so thank you for reminded me!

I pray that someone beaUtiful inside and out come and be taken away by me. I pray we bop heads and learn from each other and never grow lonely again. I pray that she be everything I've ever wanted as an adult man and not as a raging hormoned boy. I pray she is worthy to meet me sometime during the end...if it is your will Father and last but not least, should go pray in my closet about it. Bye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79274398


Better reception in the closet?
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08/11/2022 07:33 AM

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I would rather pray for a partner. One who has some idea of what I do and isn't normal by todays standards. I need to pray now about this, so thank you for reminded me!

I pray that someone beaUtiful inside and out come and be taken away by me. I pray we bop heads and learn from each other and never grow lonely again. I pray that she be everything I've ever wanted as an adult man and not as a raging hormoned boy. I pray she is worthy to meet me sometime during the end...if it is your will Father and last but not least, should go pray in my closet about it. Bye.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79274398


I pray for this - Our Father was awakened for me though - He may be enough for me now
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08/11/2022 07:36 AM
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Best to be specific. You should be glad he did not send Hillary Clinton, Stacy Abrams or Bill De Blasio.
I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean.
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08/11/2022 07:37 AM

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And God sent me a stray cat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78939531


You have God and a genie in a lamp, mixed up...Also, praying is asking forgiveness and giving thanks and praise to God, not making wishes and blowing out candles, that would be a birthday party...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 08/11/2022 07:37 AM
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If pussy is all you want buy yourself a pocket pussy or a sex doll. There are realistic sex dolls now for people who just want to orgasm with a body part. You can also just jack off.
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If pussy is all you want buy yourself a pocket pussy or a sex doll. There are realistic sex dolls now for people who just want to orgasm with a body part. You can also just jack off.
 Quoting: DakotaRose


It is not the same as having hot and willing partner. The facial expressions and connection with another person makes it much more than just a physical sensation.
I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean.
BRIEF

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Re: I prayed for pussy
If pussy is all you want buy yourself a pocket pussy or a sex doll. There are realistic sex dolls now for people who just want to orgasm with a body part. You can also just jack off.
 Quoting: DakotaRose


The oldest profession??
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08/11/2022 08:13 AM
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Opie, you have to be very specific about your wishes…


:lmwishingwell:
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lmao
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08/11/2022 08:16 AM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
And God sent me a stray cat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78939531


You have God and a genie in a lamp, mixed up...Also, praying is asking forgiveness and giving thanks and praise to God, not making wishes and blowing out candles, that would be a birthday party...
 Quoting: BRIEF


blahblah5
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08/11/2022 08:23 AM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
Vulgar.

dowager
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08/11/2022 08:49 AM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
And God sent me a stray cat.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78939531


You have to be very specific when praying for things. I remember when I prayed for a new back door. The man upstairs has a great sense of humor!! But on the bright side I don't have to bleach my backside anymore. LOL
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08/11/2022 08:52 AM
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God gave you a cat to help you attract the pussy.

He works in mysterious ways.
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LittleMe
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08/11/2022 09:32 AM

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Vulgar.

dowager
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14pussybeaver
LittleMe
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God gave you a cat to help you attract the pussy.

He works in mysterious ways.
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He knows…


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James 4:3

King James Version

3 Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.
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Opie, you have to be very specific about your wishes…


lmwishingwell
 Quoting: LittleMe


This! Sometimes my partner jokes that I am just his hallucination because I so closely match the exact things he wanted in a woman! chuckle
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08/11/2022 11:27 PM
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Re: I prayed for pussy
at least he sent something
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Yeah really I get nothing lol
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Vulgar.

dowager
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14pussybeaver
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Hahahaha that’s hilarious!
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08/11/2022 11:30 PM
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A stray cat is where it's at............
Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything.....
not now

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And God sent me a stray cat.
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lmyourluckyday
 Quoting: LittleMe


Lol
not now.
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