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The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 08/11/2022 03:08 PM

Go Ask Alice

When she's 10 feet tall

For the Freud one:

Well Peter, you hopping along the bunny trail doesn't sound so hare-brained to me!

The fucking tortoise doc, he plagues my dreams, living rent free in my head

:THESE_NFTS:

"you have gone down the GLP hole"

"you won't know whats there until you go down the rabbit hole"

Love it! Thanks Butch!


The Oracle's Cookie

...Like EVERY day, right?

Thanks!


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"I dunno Doc, I just keep having this dream that Im animated and a crazy hilbilly with a shotgun is always hunting me...."

Frank, tell me more about this Donnie Darko fella you see…

"So tell me, Harvey, about this invisible man you have conversations with."

Let's start from the beginning, so when did your fantasy, perversion and addiction with chicken eggs start?

But why do they always smell like A-1?

Every time I turn around there they are just following me, night and day they are always there just watching and following

“ when is your first recollection of wanting to go further down the hole?”

“ Hey doc, let’s keep this short, I have some babies to make!”

So Mr. Rabbit, which part of the mythological saying "lähti kuin rusakko puskasta" bothers you?

See Doctor...
I saw an orange haired man...

“fuck…”

I think it was truly Rabbit season after all Doc...

https://imgur.com/jiDuuv6

Doc, there were suddenly these men screaming run away!!Run Away!! I don't get it. I was only having a snack....

(I just used my own karma points today to upgrade myself due to the current problem situation and so I would not get so many bans, but I want to contribute to the August caption contest anyway if that is ok with you.)
This one is a little bit of bathroom humor, but what can I say, what comes into my mind when I see these things is what comes into my mind and once it does, that is that. Hope not to offensive. Don't think so. More silly than anything with a bit of grossness.

White Rabbit:
OOOOOOOOH Doc! Doc, you have no idea what this is like. I mean, I hit a year old and it's like everything's just been going to hell in a handbasket. So I was reading about this wheat allergy thing and think that's what I got, bloating, gas, and Wow! The Wife, she sent me in to see ya because she has had enough of the whole Dutch Oven thing, if you get my drift, you know what I mean Doc, you know, right? I know you know about this stuff, cuz you the Assman! (Points finger at doctor, smirks and winks) Ha Ha! Gotta love those re-runs.

But seriously Doc, my cigars, well, they're just cigars, so I won't be needing one of those fancy scoping things my wife was telling me about, ok. Oh NOOO, that'll be out of the question, Doc.

So, you just go ahead and write me some pill and I'll just mosey on over to the druggist and we can fix this problem all up simple like. And you know, while your at it Doc, go ahead and throw in a couple of those blue pills too. Keep the little woman happy if you get my drift, you know what I mean Doc, right? (elbows the doctor and gives a wink, wink)

Dr. Freud:
Zee ArseMan verks down dee hall. Dee sign on da door says "ArseMan" und he is a rrrretired TV actor, zo he verks without a medical license. You go see him for dis problem.

After you see him all your oder problems go away. Then you vill be cured.

That vill be $100 USD

Have a nice day.

" I've seen a lot shit Doc"

So Mr. Oedipus. When did this obsession of finding this "Mother" of all holes begin?

There ya go...a "trigger" post!

Donnie Darko was probably the first--in a very long time--
psychological thriller film that really scared me in a very
long time...(maybe NOT since that "THEM" movie from the 50's
with the GIANT SPIDERS...right?)


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Trailer from a "re-release version in 2017" for
the 2002 film "Donnie Darko" with Jake Gyllenhaal.
NOTE: Do NOT watch this movie on LSD or DMT drugs!


What was interesting about "Donnie Darko" was all the
Youtube entries you can find trying to analyze that film.
Sometimes...sometimes you can BE CRAZY...but also have
"6th sense" where you can see the future--like Jake G.'s
part in the movie. He didn't know it but he was actually
seeing his "own" future with a plane's engine crashing into
his bedroom in the days ahead.

Was excellent flick and one of my favorites for Jake G.


The Oracle's Cookie

Cool! You should write a novel! That's very creative!

Thanks!


The Oracle's Cookie

I dunno doc

I retired from doing the Easter bunny job in 2018

glad I missed the CV-BS

however, I'm bored out of my fn mind

what do I do

I only know how to be the Easter bunny

Is it wrong that I don't carrot all?