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then i told Hef my secret to getting all the Bunnies and he ran away.



Hef told me his secret to getting all his honey bunnies involved sending them to the Hookah Smoking catepillar??!!

what do you think that meant doc ?
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Mr Bunny, sometimes a carrot... is just a carrot.
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freud:


Rabbit: then was this time i found all these shiny rocks in the yukon and there was all this talk about CARATS.

SO this guy Black Jacques Shelaque wanted to play black jack for all my shiny rocks and i took one card and got 21 and won all the ROCKS!!!. He got mad and pulled a gun on me ... it was very traumatic !!!!


classing looney tunes if you dont know ....bonanza bunny!!!

Bonanza Bunny -Bugs Bunny - SuperCartoonswww.supercartoons.net › cartoon › bugs-bunny-bonanza-
Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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freud:


Rabbit: then was this time i found all these shiny rocks in the yukon and there was all this talk about CARATS.

SO this guy Black Jacques Shelaque wanted to play black jack for all my shiny rocks and i took one card and got 21 and won all the ROCKS!!!. He got mad and pulled a gun on me ... it was very traumatic !!!!


classing looney tunes if you dont know ....bonanza bunny!!!

Bonanza Bunny -Bugs Bunny - SuperCartoonswww.supercartoons.net › cartoon › bugs-bunny-bonanza-
 Quoting: Coastie Patriot


Thanks Coastie! I loved cartoons back in the day...
in fact, there is something really really "spooky" to me
about the latest CGI cartoons that look almost like REAL
movies rather than cartoons. I can't put my finger on what
is creepy for me...maybe it is the idea that A.I. is learning
TOO MUCH information about humans from the cartoons!

I'll check out your link! Thanks! Fun captions,too!

cheers
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Take your time, whenever you are ready, let’s begin with you telling me about your mother.

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Please don't be offended if I don't respond to your
captions...you don't need to have a response from the OP
to be able to win the contest.

Thanks!

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Take your time, whenever you are ready, let’s begin with you telling me about your mother.

eyebat
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28718123


Yeah...THAT IS the way most Freudian interviews would
begin. Carl Jung, on the otherhand, didn't think that all
emotional issues stem from "mommy!" That is how they differ
in a big way. But still...Both Freudian and Jungian approaches
are very important!

Check out the latest GLP Freud discussion here--I posed
a couple of questions myself:

Thread: VIDEO: The Butterfly Effect: The True Sickening Story Behind Freud, the Oedipus Complex and How it Covered Up Massive Child Sex Abuse for Decades

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Mr Bunny, sometimes a carrot... is just a carrot.
 Quoting: Doctor Congo


Got it, Dr. Congo!

CigarCanBcigar


lmao

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bunny: it all started when I clicked a link and was sent to a caption contest on GLP

now I'm soooo far down 100s of different rabbit holes and rabbit trails

I don't know what to do or believe
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Ramen!The other white meat..
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Freud writing down:

New idea for rabbit stew:
2 rabbit legs
50 grams plain flour
Onions
Garlick
...
:kkwapper:
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I constantly feel like I'm being followed.
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"You see..It was a very important date...and I was late. Why do I keep sabotaging my relationships like this?"
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Rabbit: It's like people are following me - everywhere - there's nowhere to run nowhere to hide - they follow me down my hole.... it's always been that way - then I found out - there is an actual "thing" - to "follow the white rabbit" - it got me feeling like an high-profile target of or for the global elite - a commodity in a game - where they want people to follow me - everywhere - ... so i got to thinking... where shall I go? Where shall I take them?...


Freud: So have you always felt this way about your mother?
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White Rabbit silently awaits his fate after noting Freud's wife's decapitated head mounted in the corner.
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FreudContest

bunny: it all started when I clicked a link and was sent to a caption contest on GLP

now I'm soooo far down 100s of different rabbit holes and rabbit trails

I don't know what to do or believe
 Quoting: Red John


from my bio and the xfiles red


Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."


Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Swea

Coastie Patriot
SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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"How are you feeling?"

"This world is weirder than wonderland."




"I tripped and fell down a hole. I don't think I ever stopped tripping..."
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White Rabbit silently awaits his fate after noting Freud's wife's decapitated head mounted in the corner.
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


EEEEWWWWW!@

An R-RATED (FOR HORROR CONTENT) CAPTION!

Interesting you started your own category of caption
warnings! lol!

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Rabbit: It's like people are following me - everywhere - there's nowhere to run nowhere to hide - they follow me down my hole.... it's always been that way - then I found out - there is an actual "thing" - to "follow the white rabbit" - it got me feeling like an high-profile target of or for the global elite - a commodity in a game - where they want people to follow me - everywhere - ... so i got to thinking... where shall I go? Where shall I take them?...


Freud: So have you always felt this way about your mother?
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


This one had me laughing lol thanks
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"You see..It was a very important date...and I was late. Why do I keep sabotaging my relationships like this?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Anonymous 82673379


Freud responds: "Vell, my son, you might consider getting
NEW BATTERIES FOR YOUR STUPID WATCH!!"

Meme for this too! lol!

PerrySTUPID

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"Now tell me again how many times you've had sex with your mother, sisters, aunts and cousins"

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Rabbit: It's like people are following me - everywhere - there's nowhere to run nowhere to hide - they follow me down my hole.... it's always been that way - then I found out - there is an actual "thing" - to "follow the white rabbit" - it got me feeling like an high-profile target of or for the global elite - a commodity in a game - where they want people to follow me - everywhere - ... so i got to thinking... where shall I go? Where shall I take them?...


Freud: So have you always felt this way about your mother?
 Quoting: HairyBarbarian


This one had me laughing lol thanks
 Quoting: eyeDR3


It's a good one, alright! HairyBarbarian is a MASTER
CAPTION GUY!

Thanks!

cheers
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“In conclusion, Mr. Rabbit, your unhealthy obsessive thoughts about carrots are explainable by the shape of the vegetable, not the flavor…”
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"Now tell me again how many times you've had sex with your mother, sisters, aunts and cousins"

hftounge
 Quoting: Black Unit


Rabbits will be rabbits...and "a CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR!"

...and the Washington Monument is just a stone sculpture!

WAmonmtXMAStree

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"Mr Peterson refuses to see me now, he blames me for driving him mad."
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Rabbit: "So I tells him to follow me into my hole, next thing you know I've got bunnypox"

Freud: *eyes widen*

Rabbit: "I'm not nasty!" *sobbing*
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why do I gotta be the mascot for that perv. Hef. and his magazines

humans are weird
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Ever since i started putting different fillings in my toasties..i've started suffering.

Your suffering from mixofmytoasties.
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Rabbit: "Turns out that little blonde girl that followed me and got me into all that shit was actually Mickey Rourke..."

Freud: Really!?"

Rabbit: "Yeah, kinda makes wonderland seem pretty tame huh?"
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I've seen a lot of bad bad things Doc so after all I've told you, I decided to identify as a Chicken. I don't ever want to go down that hole again.


scared


.
.

My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
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Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
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Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

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