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 Quoting: The Oracle's Cookie

Is it wrong that I don't carrot all?
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Hahaha, peas care more.
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UP-GRADE CONTEST TIME AGAIN (...just because!) and
PLEASE consider throwing in an "extra UPGRADE" if you have
the dough or karma points. Just PM me and I will add it
to the title for more chances to win! Thanks! TheOracle'sCookie


NOTE:
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We had nearly 7,000 views for "Caption CONTEST
with Freud and the White Rabbit" July 4th 2018
--the most of any of the past 64 contests I've run...
--not really sure why so many--maybe everyone really liked this
picture of FREUD AND THE "WHITE RABBIT." Freud is STILL a great GLP
topic (as is the "white rabbit")--this thread really got my interest
last weekend--makes you think:

Thread: VIDEO: The Butterfly Effect: The True Sickening Story Behind Freud, the Oedipus Complex and How it Covered Up Massive Child Sex Abuse for Decades



Here are a couple of clips from "The MATRIX" movie where the TAT
of the White Rabbit brings NEO out of his secluded apartment...
into a very strange journey, indeed. (We have ALL had a couple of these
--"trips down the RABBIT HOLE" on GLP, right?)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 1/2 minute duration "THE MATRIX" clip with the
WHITE RABBIT--beginning of the full original movie in HD!

and (the most famous scene--THE PILL CHOICE!)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 minute duration. Lawrence Fishburn (as "Morpheous") with Keano Reeves
as "Neo."

If you are NEW TO CAPTION CONTESTS--the one at this link
from our recent "Mother's Day" contest is good example of how it works!)
Thread: OFFICIAL "Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend" CAPTION CONTEST! Open to midnight! Upgrade!

THIS IS OUR "AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST PICTURE TO "CAPTION"--
FREUD IS INTERVIEWING THE WHITE RABBIT (again!)


FreudContest


We had some great responses to the FREUD & WHITE RABBIT picture
for that 2018 contest...and I think you'll agree there is still
a great wealth of captions for it yet floating in the ether
we could create--especially with all the crazy shit going on
OVER THE PAST YEAR that any one of us might need to seek
DR. FREUD'S "TALKING THERAPY" to be able to handle!

Let's see what we can create for fun this time!


WE'LL RUN THIS CONTEST THRU TONIGHT (11 PM EST 8-11-2022!)




Recently expired GLP Member accounts also can enter
...
GREEN KARMA for CURRENT GLP Members with best captions!


REMEMBER, PLEASE! You need to have a "free GLP account"
already set
up for me to award you the trial membership PRIZE. Straight A.C. accounts
can't be upgraded, so click on the DONATE area at top of page that steps you
through opening a free account!

Have fun...keep it clean and this thread will be monitored.

cheers
The Oracle's Cookie
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I know the Easter Bunny isn't supposed to go to the Playboy Mansion! But, I Did.
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Tell me about the eggs Mr. Bunny
GO JETS GO!!

***Posted from Canada***
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So, my cousin Harvey and I went to the White House to apply to be the handler Easter Bunny for the egg roll and they chose Harvey because he's 6 ft tall.

Thats just not fair. I told them I would dress like a little girl but, they said there would be plenty there and they needed Harvey to be able to grab and redirect Joe.

Apparently it was a good decision.


.
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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
.
Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
.
Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
.
God bless America!

:flag waver:
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So, my cousin Harvey and I went to the White House to apply to be the handler Easter Bunny for the egg roll and they chose Harvey because he's 6 ft tall.

Thats just not fair. I told them I would dress like a little girl but, they said there would be plenty there and they needed Harvey to be able to grab and redirect Joe.

Apparently it was a good decision.


.
 Quoting: Lilopin


ah ha!...

THE "CURRENT-EVENTS-CARD" COMES IN!!

Great job, Lilopin!

cheers
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Is it wrong that I don't carrot all?
 Quoting: Base12


Hahaha, peas care more.
 Quoting: Love apples


lmao

Thanks!

cheers
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Frued going down the Rabbit hole rather than the p*ssy hole
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So Doc, I go down my rabbit hole and in my favorite chair I find him waiting for me.

https://imgur.com/lByB2RV


I find myself attracted to him. He does have very nice jackrabbit like feet.

Perhaps I identify as a cat. Is it because my father looked like this??

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"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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Rabbit: When I was little I was told if I dig a hole deep enough I would reach China. Is that why I feel such a connection to China?

Doc: No, it's probably because you are the speaker of the house with access to government secrets and your family's stock portfolio.

rockon
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Wow Para, Butters just has no shame, does he (or she)?

Legs spread allll wiiiide open for the world to see.

No wonder bunny was gettin' excited.

giggle


.
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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
.
Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
.
Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

:flag waver:
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Rabbit: When I was little I was told if I dig a whole deep enough I would reach China. Is that why I feel such a connection to China?

Doc: No, it's probably because of your family's stock portfolio.

rockon
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lmao

truestory


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My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees)
.
Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans.
.
Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body...
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God bless America!

:flag waver:
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Tell me again when was it you started laying eggs Mr. Cottontale?
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What is the purpose of these very confusing threads.
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From my husband...

Doc, my wife left me for tortoise because I cross the finish too fast. She believes in the slow & steady method.
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." - Fox Mulder - The X-Files

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans." - John Lennon
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Rabbit: When I was little I was told if I dig a hole deep enough I would reach China. Is that why I feel such a connection to China?

Doc: No, it's probably because of your family's stock portfolio.

rockon
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lmao

:truestory:


.
 Quoting: Lilopin


cheers
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Just for shits-n-giggles....here we go....

Rabbit: Doc, I've learned my lesson about that saying of wishing for greener pastures.

Freud: Please explain so I can help my other patients.

Rabbit: I was so sick of popping out of lousy magician's hat, gawd how he sucked at magic! On my day off, was wishin', prayin' for greener pastures. I fell into a damn gopher hole, scrambled out as fast as I could and ended up near bushes on putting green at Mar a Lago estate. Next damn thing I know, bunch of po-po assholes start chasing me. I ducked into golf cart shed and watched them run by like Keystone Cops looking for me.

Lesson learned, Doc. Am going back to my old hat job.
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GLP'ers keep following me.

if something similar is there already, sorry
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Just for shits-n-giggles....here we go....

Rabbit: Doc, I've learned my lesson about that saying of wishing for greener pastures.

Freud: Please explain so I can help my other patients.

Rabbit: I was so sick of popping out of lousy magician's hat, gawd how he sucked at magic! On my day off, was wishin', prayin' for greener pastures. I fell into a damn gopher hole, scrambled out as fast as I could and ended up near bushes on putting green at Mar a Lago estate. Next damn thing I know, bunch of po-po assholes start chasing me. I ducked into golf cart shed and watched them run by like Keystone Cops looking for me.

Lesson learned, Doc. Am going back to my old hat job.
 Quoting: Deplorable Zenobia


lmao

Ha! A RABBIT AS A WITNESS AT THE "MAR A LAGO" RABBIT HOLE
...nOW THERE'S AN INTERESTING VISUAL!

Thanks Zenobia! Great to see ya!

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GLP'ers keep following me.

if something similar is there already, sorry
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NOPE! I think yours is the first!

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Here's mine. :-)

https://imgur.com/a/GDCuxHf


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Doc can we talk about my feelings of inadequacy?


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Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
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A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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UP-GRADE CONTEST TIME AGAIN (...just because!) and
PLEASE consider throwing in an "extra UPGRADE" if you have
the dough or karma points. Just PM me and I will add it
to the title for more chances to win! Thanks! TheOracle'sCookie


NOTE:
I have had a very generous offer from GLP's "5lats" AT 4:00 PM EST....
for 3 more UPGRADES! I'm throwing in one more as well,
so 2 from yoursTRULY...that makes 5 FULL UPGRADES AND
1 TRIAL UPGRADE for the winners! Let's GET CREATIVE!!
Thanks 5lats!! YOU ROCK!

2ND NOTE:
Our adorable Paranoiaaaa will SPONSOR 2 MORE "TRIAL UPGRADES" for the contest! THANKS KIDDO! YOU ROCK!



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We had nearly 7,000 views for "Caption CONTEST
with Freud and the White Rabbit" July 4th 2018
--the most of any of the past 64 contests I've run...
--not really sure why so many--maybe everyone really liked this
picture of FREUD AND THE "WHITE RABBIT." Freud is STILL a great GLP
topic (as is the "white rabbit")--this thread really got my interest
last weekend--makes you think:

Thread: VIDEO: The Butterfly Effect: The True Sickening Story Behind Freud, the Oedipus Complex and How it Covered Up Massive Child Sex Abuse for Decades



Here are a couple of clips from "The MATRIX" movie where the TAT
of the White Rabbit brings NEO out of his secluded apartment...
into a very strange journey, indeed. (We have ALL had a couple of these
--"trips down the RABBIT HOLE" on GLP, right?)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 1/2 minute duration "THE MATRIX" clip with the
WHITE RABBIT--beginning of the full original movie in HD!

and (the most famous scene--THE PILL CHOICE!)

[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
3 minute duration. Lawrence Fishburn (as "Morpheous") with Keano Reeves
as "Neo."

If you are NEW TO CAPTION CONTESTS--the one at this link
from our recent "Mother's Day" contest is good example of how it works!)
Thread: OFFICIAL "Mother's Day/Memorial Day Weekend" CAPTION CONTEST! Open to midnight! Upgrade!

THIS IS OUR "AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST PICTURE TO "CAPTION"--
FREUD IS INTERVIEWING THE WHITE RABBIT (again!)


FreudContest


We had some great responses to the FREUD & WHITE RABBIT picture
for that 2018 contest...and I think you'll agree there is still
a great wealth of captions for it yet floating in the ether
we could create--especially with all the crazy shit going on
OVER THE PAST YEAR that any one of us might need to seek
DR. FREUD'S "TALKING THERAPY" to be able to handle!

Let's see what we can create for fun this time!


WE'LL RUN THIS CONTEST THRU TONIGHT (11 PM EST 8-11-2022!)




Recently expired GLP Member accounts also can enter
...
GREEN KARMA for CURRENT GLP Members with best captions!


REMEMBER, PLEASE! You need to have a "free GLP account"
already set
up for me to award you the trial membership PRIZE. Straight A.C. accounts
can't be upgraded, so click on the DONATE area at top of page that steps you
through opening a free account!

Have fun...keep it clean and this thread will be monitored.

cheers
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I thought my feet were supposed to be lucky doc? If they are so lucky why did they hop me into this chair?

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From my husband...

Doc, my wife left me for tortoise because I cross the finish too fast. She believes in the slow & steady method.
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Cute! Thanks Paranoiaaaaa!


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In case anyone here who doesn't know the fable of
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And thanks again for your sponsorship tonight!

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Rabbit: When I was little I was told if I dig a hole deep enough I would reach China. Is that why I feel such a connection to China?

Doc: No, it's probably because of your family's stock portfolio.

rockon
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This and your the speaker of the house with access to all government secrets.


This should win so far.
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SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS

THE SAME PEOPLE WHO SAID NO GUNS BECAUSE OF POLICE NOW WANT TO DEFUND THE POLICE!!!!

Dr Thaddeus They
They don't really care whether the truth gets out, because the public no longer knows what's meant by "the truth."

Well, I mean, no one can tell the difference anymore between what's real and what's fake.

Anyway, the point is, I can tell you all of this, right out in the open, because it doesn't matter who knows about it. They won't know whether to believe it or not.-
X Files: Lost art of Forehead Sweat

A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.
-SHANE-

Jefferson Smith: You see, boys forget what their country means by just reading The Land of the Free in history books. Then they get to be men they forget even more. Liberty's too precious a thing to be buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men should hold it up in front of them every single day of their lives and say: I'm free to think and to speak. My ancestors couldn't, I can, and my children will. Boys ought to grow up remembering that . - MR Smith Goes To Washington-

to grow up remembering th

My oath to support and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic has no expiration date!!!

Ten Bears : It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. Outlaw Josey Wales
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Why does everyone keep following me asking for a red pill.. I do carrots man, not pills...

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Why does everyone keep following me asking for a red pill.. I do carrots man, not pills...
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lmao

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I dont know doc, I just feel like nothing is turning out how I imagined it would. I mean most of my friends already have their own dens and several hundred children while I'm still sharing a spot under a shed with a groundhog. A GROUNDHOG!

I dont know. I just feel like I'm not evolving. Maybe my mom was right. Maybe I am just a fuck up!
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Just a "SWEET REMINDER" PLEASE...

Because some GLP members allow their kids (and cats) to be involved
in CAPTION CONTEST ideas--and they will see this thread--
I ask that we keep our X-RATED CAPTIONS to a different thread
than this one.


ReachingCAT
"Daddy! There's a really dirty post in here...can I put it in the kitty litter?"

I don't expect totally GP-13 captions--we've been a little
naughty already in the thread...but references to specific
BODY PARTS, etc. is over-the-top for kids and I would
appreciate your cooperation to keep the thread reasonable.

Thanks for your help!

cheers
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I dont know doc, I just feel like nothing is turning out how I imagined it would. I mean most of my friends already have their own dens and several hundred children while I'm still sharing a spot under a shed with a groundhog. A GROUNDHOG!

I dont know. I just feel like I'm not evolving. Maybe my mom was right. Maybe I am just a fuck up!
 Quoting: SpiritOfLIES


Awwww...That's sad...

CutzieSquirrelie
"...Better than living with a SQUIRREL...try
THAT for about a week!"


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