(Sorry Closed 11PM)AUGUST CAPTION CONTEST! (Just because...) Win 1 OF 5 full upgrades or 4 Trial upgrade for "best caption!"

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I think my submission got lost in the mix!

For the fun of it only, and O's check my message as I want to contribute a trial upgrade for the contest.



Doc, I am experiencing doom overload. I remember the old days of GLP, when there were doom free days, and now I can't get through all the doom headlines.

GREAT! Thanks, kiddo!

I have posted the upgrade notice...Now we have 8 upgrades
to offer! How great is THAT!

We have a TON OF GREAT ENTRIES...will be very hard to
decide!

EVERYONE:

GET YOUR VOTES FOR YOUR FAVORITE CAPTIONS...WE HAVE
1 HOUR TO GO UNTIL CLOSING TIME AND WINNER ANNOUNCEMENTS!


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THERE YA GO! tHANKS STORM2COME!!


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This is going to be an epic contest! There are lots of upgrades being offered, with a lot of lucky winners.

Please PM me, with who you pick for me.

So happy you are doing your contests again. Luv and hugs for you.

Rabbit: “I was a special guest at the White House Easter Egg Roll and some senile old man kept sniffing me.”

how do we vote ?

I've got one, Storm2Come!!


"It all started when I watched these videos about
something happening to the sun...I think they called it
a "Carrington FLARE-EVENT"--like an X45 level flare--
and I started to build an underground shelter.

I just had the thought...as I was digging like a madman...
"Well...if I have to LIVE UNDERGROUND because of the SUN
GOING OFF SOON...I may as well be a RABBIT!"

Then...I woke up like this! Yeah, I'll have a hole to
run into when it happens...but do I really want to live
my life as a SINGLE WHITE RABBIT IN A BUNKER?

Doc: "I gave you those red ruby slippers last time,
right? Have you been practicing clicking your heals and
saying: "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME...THERE'S NO PLACE
LIKE HOME..."

I'm being SILLY...but seriously guys, you ALL NEED TO
WATCH THIS LATEST VIDEO from Douglas Vogt. He was the
"featured video narrator" in Adragon's thread from 2018
link below:
Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova,

Time to get busy and PREP!


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So. What’s up doc? You got a hole lot of questions.

Oh he has NO shame! I have so many pics of him like that. I thought it was perfect for my attraction comment.

Hey...How often does a cat get a chance to have a "sexy
PHOTO-OP?"



Thanks Paranoiaaaaa! (I'm putting together the
"winner's list" for your upgrade--will be done in
about 1/2 hour!)


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"I always took it for granted that I am a male rabbit. A belief fostered by my thousands of kids and grand kids.

But one day I was munching some clover in a park and some democrat politician started talking on a loud speaker. Now I think I might be a female rabbit stuck in a male rabbit's body, or possibly a chicken.

I need help doc! "

:MAXWELLclock:

We are down to the "wire" on the caption contest now...

JUST 45 (FORTY-FIVE) MINUTES TO GO...

GET YOUR LAST ENTRIES IN RIGHT AWAY!!

8 UPGRADES ARE AVAILABLE SO EVEN LATE ARRIVERS HAVE
A CHANCE!


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Rabbit:

WAKE UP DOC, WAKE UP, I thought you said we were going to meditate not medicate and it's too smokey in here...

WAKE UP DOC, WAKE UP, we need some fresh air in here.

Just type the name of the person posting the
entry, copy the entry, and add the page # and I'll
check it out!


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Thanks LittlePixie!


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There it is...THE TICKING TOCKING! lol!

I'll shoot you your list to upgrade in a few minutes
are you ready?


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Luv this one! So true!!

Oh yeah. You have your work cut out for you. So many good entries.

At least get him a trench coat.. the little flasher.




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Peter: I don't know Doc. Maybe you're right. The internet IS filled with all kinds of propaganda/drama news, and constant ridiculous incitement of us vs. them, and those silly contests for memberships to censored forums. I should just hop on over back to Farmer MacGreggors and look for something tasty to munch on.

Doc: I think that's a great idea. First, here's some free pills to help you get there faster and you need to sign these Hipaa and consent forms so I can get paid and never sued if the pills make you slower.

"I'm telling you Doc, sometimes a carrot is just a carrot."

I'm telling ya Doc. I'm not hallucinating, I keep seeing a little man pointing - all over the place.

I see him up and down the store aisle, at the gas station, I even saw him on a rusted out car.

How do I get rid of him Doc?

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See what I did there?


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Freud: “ this stuffed rabbit is a great help to work out my theories.”

Yeah, but I think that would just make it creepy. He's pretty smart. He might learn to really flash.

O.K. everyone...11:00 P.M. EST HAS ARRIVED...

THE AWARDS PART OF THE CAPTION CONTEST FOR 8-11-2022
IS NOW CLOSED. THANKS A MILLION FOR CHEERING ME UP...
AND FOR YOUR EXCELLENT CREATIVITY!



Please do feel free to continue to post your captions
as you think of new ones!

Lots more "candy in this Pinuata!" Right?

WINNERS LIST IS COMING SHORTLY WITH THE SPONSORS
NAMES ATTACHED!


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GREAT to get together with all of you tonight! Have a super weekend coming up!

“Doc, why do complete strangers keep entering my home, talking about a red pill? Am I going crazy?”

Ever since I lost my pockeywatch I can't be ontime for caption contests anymore and it's really putting a wild hare up my butt.


just for funsies.

THIS IS VERY LONG...BUT WANTED EVERYONE TO BE NAMED
AND THE CAPTIONS INCLUDED AS THEY ARE SO GREAT!

WINNERS CIRCLE LIST FOR TODAY'S CAPTION CONTEST:

Full upgrade 1 of 3: 5slats
Winner #1:

Victor Vaughn (Pg. 1)


I think it was truly Rabbit season after all Doc...

https://imgur.com/jiDuuv6

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Full upgrade awarded by 5lats (2 of 3 upgrades)

Winner #2:

Base12 (page 2)

You need to quit with that "I'm all ears" joke.

Love that one! Thanks Base12! CONGRATS!

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Full upgrade awarded by 5lats (3of 3)
Winner #4:
LooseRooster (page 6)


Rabbit: When I was little I was told if I dig a hole deep enough
I would reach China. Is that why I feel such a connection to China?

Doc: No, it's probably because you are the speaker of the house
with access to all government secrets and your family's stock portfolio.
This and your the speaker of the house with access to all government secrets!
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Trial upgrade #1 from GLP's PARANOIAAAAA
Winner #6:

A Jackson (*Page 4)


I don’t know, Doc. Every spring it’s the same thing.
———-
I think I’m OCD. I’m always multiplying, never division or square roots.
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…then Alec points the gun at me and I wake up in a sweat. What’s it mean?

Fun captions! Congrats A Jackson!

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Trial upgrade #2 from GLP's PARANOIAAA
Winner #7:
7he4ryan (page 4))


Well, doctor, I was approached by this black guy selling red and blue pills,
after that there were tunnels, and machine monsters with tentacles, and
electrodes attached to my brain.

I told him I didn't use pills when someone vaccinated me from behind with a needle.

Funny! thanks 7he4ryan
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TRIAL UPGRADE #3 BY GLP'S "NoLAangel"

Winner #8:
Giselle22 (Page 4)


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sent pm 10;45 PM EST 8-11-2022

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Trial upgrade #4 from The Oracle's Cookie

Winner #9
LTHN


Freud: “ this stuffed rabbit is a great help to work out my theories.”

Good job..."stuffed Rabbit!" That's funny!

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All the winners should see their awards (a gold star
for full up-grade, a silver star for Trial upgrade)
by tomorrow a.m. 8-12-2022!

THANKS EVERYONE! It was great fun hosting your contest
today. Really cheered me up!


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