The Football Coach when I went to High Schooll referred to Penises as 'Dingwaddies'.

This has scarred me for life.

The image of this wrinkled old moran cracking jokes about 'hold yer dingwaddy' and all these little moran retards thinking it was clever.

I'm not saying I want to burst in the place and do a spree shooting or anything, but when I look back...

I was like, Dear God, why did you expose me to this shit.

What a hell it was.