...I will not be summoning demons into my home LOL
The Ouija board was a joke!
No black candles, pentagrams, upside down crosses, or sacrifices will be taking place anywhere in or around my home
Quoting: BRIEF You can shoot them after. Bet they make pretty patterns, especially the one with glitter on, as long as it doesn't attract Gary Glitter, oh he's still alive unfortunately.
I'm just working on an idea for that thing you must be doing...
Ghostbusters used a nuclear particle accelerator, as if there's any other kind, but I haven't built one yet. Then there's the trap to build!
Whatcha doing Brief. You must of, at least, shot a turkey over Christmas. (If you did, save me a leg).
Reminds me of a joke.
Man driving 70mph down the freeway and a turkey, with 3 legs runs past him.
He puts his foot down, driving as fast as he could, to keep up with it.
He follows it down a long, winding country road, just managing to keep it in his sight.
It runs into a farmyard, he follows it in and can't see it.
The farmer comes and asks what he's doing.
He said, "I chased a 3-legged turkey for miles doing close to 100mph, it came into your yard."
Farmer says, "Hey, don't worry about it, we breed them."
Man say's, Why do you breed 3-legged turkeys?"
"Oh" he replied, "Well I like a leg, my wife likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
"That's amazing," said the driver. "What do they taste like?"
The farmer says, "We don't know. We haven't bloody caught one yet!"
I turned 70 today. Never in my life did I think I would make it this far down the road. Guess I'll just keep kicking stones down this long road of life untill it kicks me down...
Either no-one ffound it funny or they missed the punchline further down the page...
Man driving 70mph down the freeway and a turkey, with 3 legs runs past him.
He puts his foot down, driving as fast as he could, to keep up with it.
He follows it down a long, winding country road, just managing to keep it in his sight.
It runs into a farmyard, he follows it in and can't see it.
The farmer comes and asks what he's doing.
He said, "I chased a 3-legged turkey for miles doing close to 100mph, it came into your yard."
Farmer says, "Hey, don't worry about it, we breed them."
Man say's, Why do you breed 3-legged turkeys?"
"Oh" he replied, "Well I like a leg, my wife likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
"That's amazing," said the driver. "What do they taste like?"
***The farmer says, "We don't know. We haven't bloody caught one yet!"
We need some shooting in this house. C'mon Brief!
