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Whatcha doing Brief. You must of, at least, shot a turkey over Christmas. (If you did, save me a leg).
Reminds me of a joke.
Man driving 70mph down the freeway and a turkey, with 3 legs runs past him.
He puts his foot down, driving as fast as he could, to keep up with it.
He follows it down a long, winding country road, just managing to keep it in his sight.
It runs into a farmyard, he follows it in and can't see it.
The farmer comes and asks what he's doing.
He said, "I chased a 3-legged turkey for miles doing close to 100mph, it came into your yard."
Farmer says, "Hey, don't worry about it, we breed them."
Man say's, Why do you breed 3-legged turkeys?"
"Oh" he replied, "Well I like a leg, my wife likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
"That's amazing," said the driver. "What do they taste like?"
The farmer says, "We don't know. We haven't bloody caught one yet!"
Quoting: Buzza I turned 70 today. Never in my life did I think I would make it this far down the road. Guess I'll just keep kicking stones down this long road of life untill it kicks me down...
Either no-one ffound it funny or they missed the punchline further down the page...
Man driving 70mph down the freeway and a turkey, with 3 legs runs past him.
He puts his foot down, driving as fast as he could, to keep up with it.
He follows it down a long, winding country road, just managing to keep it in his sight.
It runs into a farmyard, he follows it in and can't see it.
The farmer comes and asks what he's doing.
He said, "I chased a 3-legged turkey for miles doing close to 100mph, it came into your yard."
Farmer says, "Hey, don't worry about it, we breed them."
Man say's, Why do you breed 3-legged turkeys?"
"Oh" he replied, "Well I like a leg, my wife likes a leg and the boy likes a leg."
"That's amazing," said the driver. "What do they taste like?"
***The farmer says, "We don't know. We haven't bloody caught one yet!"
We need some shooting in this house. C'mon Brief!
