I havent had a job in 2 years cause Im just lazy. I lied in the interview and landed a $24 an hour job washing machines that make food lmao!

Ive been off work leeching off family for 2 years now. For the past 2 years, ive literally slept when I wanted, and woke up at 4pm - 5pm everyday.

All I did was play COD warzone, and dota 2 on the pc while eating and sleeping. My mom and dad were still paying for my phone, and car insurance lmao

Fast forward to last Friday, 2 years later, I landed a job interview for a night shift position cleaning industrial machines that manufactures food. The job pays $24 an hour with lots of overtime. The guy told me if I worked 7 days a week, on sunday it will be considered double pay and on holidays its double and a half. He said I can make up to 80 a year and the work is simple.

Yes I have to work on Christmas and Thanksgiving because those machines need to be washed when production isnt using them.

This is great because Ive never seen more than $12.50 an hour in my whole life.

God is good, God is merciful, Praise the Son of the most High!

The 2 managers asked me why there was a 2 and half year gap un my work history. I looked them dead in the eye and told them "I was vaccine injured" even though I never took the vax. Lmao!

I told them I had neurological issues and heart problems but doctors refused to treat it and told me it was all in my head and were going to send me to the psych ward.

I told those 2 managers I went to see a witch doctor and he told me to fast for 5 days to cleanse tge toxic metals out and it worked.

I told them I feel great and stronger than ever. They freaking believed me and told me that they knew someone who was also vax injured. You be believe when they believed my story and told me their personal story of a vax injured friend, i almost busted out laughing. It took every strength in me to keep quiet.

Hahahahahah

God is good to those who obey him!