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US Army creates tactical Bra

 
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Four prototypes of the bra, known as the Army Tactical Brassiere (ATB), are in development at the U.S. Army Combat Capabilities Development Command Soldier Center in Natick, Mass., and final concepts will be presented to the Army Uniform Board for approval in the fall. The designs all offer flame-retardant protection and vary in other features, which include pullover and front-closure styles, structured and contoured seams, adjustable straps, padded cups, mesh venting and an inner dog-tag pocket.
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So how many millions did the Army spend to reinvent the sports bra?
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Why? They need one to fit man tits?
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Will they fit in the ever important maternity flight suits?

The Russians must be so scared of our pregnant women soldiers.
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Milking while assault - american way
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Four prototypes of the bra, known as the Army Tactical Brassiere (ATB), are in development at the U.S. Army Combat Capabilities Development Command Soldier Center in Natick, Mass., and final concepts will be presented to the Army Uniform Board for approval in the fall. The designs all offer flame-retardant protection and vary in other features, which include pullover and front-closure styles, structured and contoured seams, adjustable straps, padded cups, mesh venting and an inner dog-tag pocket.
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They already have some, this is just a new model.
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Tactical titties. they have laser beams implanted in the nipples!
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They should issue tactical earplugs in case the Chinese or the Russians start hurling the wrong pronouns at them!
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all your tit are belong to us.
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*Laughs in Chinese*

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It gets better
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Four prototypes of the bra, known as the Army Tactical Brassiere (ATB), are in development at the U.S. Army Combat Capabilities Development Command Soldier Center in Natick, Mass., and final concepts will be presented to the Army Uniform Board for approval in the fall. The designs all offer flame-retardant protection and vary in other features, which include pullover and front-closure styles, structured and contoured seams, adjustable straps, padded cups, mesh venting and an inner dog-tag pocket.
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Barb Wire
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50 caliper knockers.

Saw them on Austin Powers movie.
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How about a tactical jock for the men with no balls ??

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boobytrap

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Just give them a big roll of duct tape would be cheaper
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Tactical titties are one thing, but if they break out the Intercontinental Ballistic titties, RUN!
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Four prototypes of the bra, known as the Army Tactical Brassiere (ATB), are in development at the U.S. Army Combat Capabilities Development Command Soldier Center in Natick, Mass., and final concepts will be presented to the Army Uniform Board for approval in the fall. The designs all offer flame-retardant protection and vary in other features, which include pullover and front-closure styles, structured and contoured seams, adjustable straps, padded cups, mesh venting and an inner dog-tag pocket.
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Padded cups? Push-up bra?
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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So how many millions did the Army spend to reinvent the sports bra?
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well when they make one you can load 2 himars in an fight russians lemme knowrockon
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^^^this would make more sense...maybe^^^
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They army has incredibly high standards for equipment. When this design hits the civilian market it will be the best selling bra ever. Copper fit or someone like that will sell a version of it.
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^^^this would make more sense...maybe^^^
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Lol noice! I thought of Austin Powers...

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https://imgur.com/lc2APMv

There is a vast ocean of shit that you people don't know shit about...

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So how many millions did the Army spend to reinvent the sports bra?
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^^^this would make more sense...maybe^^^
 Quoting: El Bronson

Lol noice! I thought of Austin Powers...


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Damn... 1 click faster than me... lol
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Why? They need one to fit man tits?
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^^^^^
would rather have it & not need it then need it & not have it
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Re: US Army creates tactical Bra
Bullet bra variant for 'infantry'.
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It’s tough enough to get them off as it is. Now I have to be tactical about it?
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08/15/2022 03:13 PM

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Why? They need one to fit man tits?
 Quoting: RestoreTheAnger


^^^^^
 Quoting: M R E


Probably some transvestites in the military are happy over this.
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